Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋
@clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social
Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹
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*calls mom* put the word out, im back on my bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
*calls mom* put the word out, im back on my bullshit
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Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
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i like my women how i like my winters, cold, dark and unpredictable
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i like my women how i like my winters, cold, dark and unpredictable
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This too, shall suck.
March 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This too, shall suck.
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Conflicted.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Conflicted.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
I've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Yet I do not love the nightlife.
Dear heavenly father…
we lift our soldiers, sailors, marines, airman, Coast Guard , first responders and their families into your loving care. Protect our nation from all that is evil and guide our way through any difficult times. Amen! 🙏🏻 Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 go Caps 🏒 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️
we lift our soldiers, sailors, marines, airman, Coast Guard , first responders and their families into your loving care. Protect our nation from all that is evil and guide our way through any difficult times. Amen! 🙏🏻 Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 go Caps 🏒 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Dear heavenly father…
we lift our soldiers, sailors, marines, airman, Coast Guard , first responders and their families into your loving care. Protect our nation from all that is evil and guide our way through any difficult times. Amen! 🙏🏻 Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 go Caps 🏒 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️
we lift our soldiers, sailors, marines, airman, Coast Guard , first responders and their families into your loving care. Protect our nation from all that is evil and guide our way through any difficult times. Amen! 🙏🏻 Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 go Caps 🏒 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️
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POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
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I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
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#MondayMotivation
There is no need to inflate all of your inflatable lawn Christmas decorations this year. Just scattered them around the yard.
Follow me here for holiday ideas, decorating advice, and more fucking goofy nonsense...😉🤣😂
There is no need to inflate all of your inflatable lawn Christmas decorations this year. Just scattered them around the yard.
Follow me here for holiday ideas, decorating advice, and more fucking goofy nonsense...😉🤣😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#MondayMotivation
There is no need to inflate all of your inflatable lawn Christmas decorations this year. Just scattered them around the yard.
Follow me here for holiday ideas, decorating advice, and more fucking goofy nonsense...😉🤣😂
There is no need to inflate all of your inflatable lawn Christmas decorations this year. Just scattered them around the yard.
Follow me here for holiday ideas, decorating advice, and more fucking goofy nonsense...😉🤣😂
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I am the undispoted kong of typos
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I am the undispoted kong of typos
You have the strength to persevere through any challenge, and that's something you should be so proud of. Color your life with vibrant moments of love and laughter. Thank you for loving me and making me laugh 🥰 Hope you had an excellent weekend. Go kick some Monday Ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🥰🌹
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You have the strength to persevere through any challenge, and that's something you should be so proud of. Color your life with vibrant moments of love and laughter. Thank you for loving me and making me laugh 🥰 Hope you had an excellent weekend. Go kick some Monday Ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🥰🌹
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i wanna take this relationship to the next level. food court is upstairs, tell me now if what we have is real.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i wanna take this relationship to the next level. food court is upstairs, tell me now if what we have is real.
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As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
As a stay home dad, one of my jobs is to keep my wife's stomach full and her uterus empty.
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Fuck micro plastics. I'm only eating whole grain plastics from now on.
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fuck micro plastics. I'm only eating whole grain plastics from now on.
You’re a golden sunset, bringing us colors we hadn't even realized we needed. When you fall in love with someone's personality, everything about them becomes beautiful. When someone makes you smile, you’re given you a gift. You’re my gift! Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🎶
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You’re a golden sunset, bringing us colors we hadn't even realized we needed. When you fall in love with someone's personality, everything about them becomes beautiful. When someone makes you smile, you’re given you a gift. You’re my gift! Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🎶
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I'm here for moron support. It's like moral support except I'm a dumbass
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm here for moron support. It's like moral support except I'm a dumbass
Your dreams are part of your soul. Believe in them, because you deserve to believe in yourself. There will always be voices telling you what to do and how to act. It's up to you to keep the voice in your heart louder. 😘 Go kick some humpday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your dreams are part of your soul. Believe in them, because you deserve to believe in yourself. There will always be voices telling you what to do and how to act. It's up to you to keep the voice in your heart louder. 😘 Go kick some humpday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋
Black lace just hugs differently 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Black lace just hugs differently 🖤
Every day, you have the power to impact someone's day in a huge way. Make sure it's a positive impact. Your power exists in the present moment. Stand up, take action, and make it fucking happen. Choose to be happy this week. Hope you had an awesome weekend. 😘 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🥰🎶
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every day, you have the power to impact someone's day in a huge way. Make sure it's a positive impact. Your power exists in the present moment. Stand up, take action, and make it fucking happen. Choose to be happy this week. Hope you had an awesome weekend. 😘 Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🥰🎶