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claire ⭐️
@clairebow.bsky.social
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my magnum opus ➡️ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Yz9GO4fkvpnYN84TRTZkn?si=IYXmb8GHSGOVnwQj4i49MA&pi=u-lSvUyqfYQfW-
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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
November 27, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
please @bsky.app I want a dm button on posts so I don’t have to click into the three dot menu 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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when the whole skyline is watching a show and live skeeting

we should call it star gazing
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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I could use an iced coffee, $50,000 and a cupcake right now.
November 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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I had a lot of things to do and while I was trying to do the things more things happened so when I finish the FIRST things there will already be OTHER things to do. Fed up of doing things
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 PM
never forget 🤞🏻
November 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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PSA ... we've upgraded the security system in the home library ...
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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Why use drugs after 30 when you can just stand up quickly?
November 13, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Yes my friend. Not three stooges nor five but a nonfinite number of stooges, a sufficiency. And I? I am the stooge beyond the final gate of time
November 13, 2024 at 12:26 PM
jupiter says good morning, bluesky
🥝🐽🥝
November 14, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM