Hill
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Let’s start a punk rock band. Blue Jays & Raptors.
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The guy who led a team with two pitchers who have just been arrested for pitch-rigging, huh?
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The guy who led a team with two pitchers who have just been arrested for pitch-rigging, huh?
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
This is Moose playing his favourite game, MurderTube. Basically he cries like he being tortured, then as you walk over to check on him he hides in the tube until you tap it with your foot. And then he pounces on your toes from within the tube. There is no time limit or apparent scoring system.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is Moose playing his favourite game, MurderTube. Basically he cries like he being tortured, then as you walk over to check on him he hides in the tube until you tap it with your foot. And then he pounces on your toes from within the tube. There is no time limit or apparent scoring system.
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Folks have been telling me they’ve noticed I’ve gotten “a lot more political” on social media this year.
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Folks have been telling me they’ve noticed I’ve gotten “a lot more political” on social media this year.
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
I knew this was coming, but I was unprepared
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I knew this was coming, but I was unprepared
Took my youngest to a campus open house at my alma mater today. Showed her where her mom & I met & the best spot for a pint & wings. Life comes at you pretty fast.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Took my youngest to a campus open house at my alma mater today. Showed her where her mom & I met & the best spot for a pint & wings. Life comes at you pretty fast.
Facts.
Vibes cannot be measured, but they matter.
Vibes cannot be measured, but they matter.
Drake and the Jonas Brothers contributed way more to the Blue Jays' World Series loss than Jeff Hoffman or Shane Bieber.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Facts.
Vibes cannot be measured, but they matter.
Vibes cannot be measured, but they matter.
Feels like Bieber is leaving a lot of money on the table. Were the vibes that good in the clubhouse or is there something health wise that we should be concerned about?
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Feels like Bieber is leaving a lot of money on the table. Were the vibes that good in the clubhouse or is there something health wise that we should be concerned about?
The power of friendship couldn’t win the WS, but it could win the Bo sweepstakes.
The best way to look at Bo Bichette's free agency is that the #BlueJays hold a potential tiebreaker.
There will be mutual interest. If another team offers an identical deal, Bichette's desire to play in Toronto with Vladdy likely wins.
Beyond that, it's free agency. Money wins.
There will be mutual interest. If another team offers an identical deal, Bichette's desire to play in Toronto with Vladdy likely wins.
Beyond that, it's free agency. Money wins.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The power of friendship couldn’t win the WS, but it could win the Bo sweepstakes.
I have zero tolerance for my contemporaries’ bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have zero tolerance for my contemporaries’ bullshit.
Monday morning and Drew has me misty eyed. Beautiful words put into perfect sequence.
You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
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November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Monday morning and Drew has me misty eyed. Beautiful words put into perfect sequence.
AL Gold Glove selections are disrespectful to anyone who watches baseball.
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
AL Gold Glove selections are disrespectful to anyone who watches baseball.
Soup season off to a fast start. Currently have 3 different homemade concoctions in the fridge as leftovers.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Soup season off to a fast start. Currently have 3 different homemade concoctions in the fridge as leftovers.
So when should I expect Joe Carter’s phone call?
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So when should I expect Joe Carter’s phone call?
Today is not about feeling better for Jays fans. We can’t make ourselves feel something after a visceral experience like last night.
Given that, I’m choosing to think about something else today. Doing some yard work, listening to some music, cooking something good to eat.
Will it work? No idea.
Given that, I’m choosing to think about something else today. Doing some yard work, listening to some music, cooking something good to eat.
Will it work? No idea.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today is not about feeling better for Jays fans. We can’t make ourselves feel something after a visceral experience like last night.
Given that, I’m choosing to think about something else today. Doing some yard work, listening to some music, cooking something good to eat.
Will it work? No idea.
Given that, I’m choosing to think about something else today. Doing some yard work, listening to some music, cooking something good to eat.
Will it work? No idea.
I don’t know who’s having a harder time, me waking up knowing The Friends lost and won’t be back together whole next season, or the cat dealing with daylight savings and us sleeping in.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t know who’s having a harder time, me waking up knowing The Friends lost and won’t be back together whole next season, or the cat dealing with daylight savings and us sleeping in.
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Blue Jays lose and daylight savings ends. Seasonal affective disorder coming out of the gate strong this year.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Blue Jays lose and daylight savings ends. Seasonal affective disorder coming out of the gate strong this year.
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I didn’t know how to get over 2015, 2020, 2022 and 2023 postseason eliminations until now.
This season healed me.
But I won’t be able to get over this season until we win it all.
So let’s do that. Soon.
This season healed me.
But I won’t be able to get over this season until we win it all.
So let’s do that. Soon.
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I didn’t know how to get over 2015, 2020, 2022 and 2023 postseason eliminations until now.
This season healed me.
But I won’t be able to get over this season until we win it all.
So let’s do that. Soon.
This season healed me.
But I won’t be able to get over this season until we win it all.
So let’s do that. Soon.
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HAPPY LAST GAME WITHOUT AUTOMATIC BALLS AND STRIKES TO ALL BASEBALL FANS
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
HAPPY LAST GAME WITHOUT AUTOMATIC BALLS AND STRIKES TO ALL BASEBALL FANS
What even is a strike?
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What even is a strike?
Why slide? Run through
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Why slide? Run through
Betting IKF walkoff steal of home right now
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Betting IKF walkoff steal of home right now