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chaz
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he / they | 🥯&🌹| ↙️↙️↙️
pretty good @ F-ZERO 99
just wrapped a second read for book club. Still truly cannot recommend this enough
Do you want to read an incredible horror film? This is one of the most satisfying & cinematic books I’ve ever read.

@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.

She has such sights to show you.
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
May I suggest pairing @briamgilbert.bsky.social ‘s pepcorn with a kewpie mayo dip; it’s exquisite.
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If Sen. Chuck Shumer was just in Seattle, then I definitely just crossed him at the airport, security in-tow.

If not, we’ll then now we know where the pod chucks are getting produced…
October 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Thinking a lot about the Geth & Quarians, wonder why…

Wait til folks remember the etymology of the word “robot”
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Is taking smoke break alone just aura farming with a prop?
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A Maserati dealership located in a highly urbanized pedestrian focused city core that gets to veto bus only lanes is the kind of forward thinking urban planning the Seattle city counsel and mayor highly value.
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Eph-emera Abraham, is that anything?
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ET-SY WIT-CHES 👏,👏,👏👏👏
September 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Fun fact: GWAR spoke out against the defunding of orgs like PBS. Lead singer Mike Bishop, who holds a PhD in music, stopped in the middle of a show to point out that defunding public institutions is horrible and said it'd lead to worse. Dude was not wrong.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Removed from the Red Hot Chili Peppers show for repeatedly saying "ay Tone" in a Paulie Walnuts voice to Anthony Kiedis between songs.
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Has anyone made a mashup of cotton-eye joe & me espresso? I think I’m onto something (horrible)
September 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Why have I not seen one Seattle news outlet localize what the Jimmy Kimmel thing means on the local level? Because it means a lot.

Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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In general I'd recommend following your local trans/LGBTQ orgs. They know which are messaging bills and which are genuine threats
trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you
September 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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87-year-old Cecil Williams walked down the runway to "Neva Scared" during Actively Black and Spill's #NYFW show this weekend

www.whatimreading.net/p/civil-righ...
September 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Since DC has also elected to cancel her Red Hood series because they are also actual cowards, seems like a good time to plug her patreon as well as encourage you to buy one of her many excellent books — or buy an extra copy to gift to your friends and loved ones.

www.patreon.com/scumbelievable
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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i'm kind of obsessed with this band from Singapore called Sobs. their 2022 album is so fucking good if u like Alvvays or similar bands. some of the catchiest hooks and most energetic performances i've heard in indie/power pop recently open.spotify.com/album/0KZcDN...
Air Guitar
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Florida is a beautiful state that has been taken over and destroyed by ghoulish death cult freaks with the support of retirees from out of state who would rather burn the world than pay any taxes. I will hate these people as long as I live.
“.. the first state to completely withdraw from a practice credited with boosting vaccination rates and controlling the spread of infectious diseases.” 🤡

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
September 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
what a weekend!
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
‘When you’re late to catch a plane’ might be one of the worst times to daydream about the Final Destination movies

My uber driver almost missed a turn & near-missed a median while I typed this

Why thank you sound transit for making the light rail share right of way with cars. Great idea.
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Just a reminder, since many people don't know about it: the "Popular with Friends" feed is pretty damn good at giving you a quick overview of what's happening. I know there are lots of complaints about "Discover" and PwF is often better for me...
It’s pretty striking to me that by scrolling Bluesky’s “Popular With Friends” tab for a few minutes I can get up to speed quickly with the breaking news of the day but if I were to just scroll X’s “For You” page for the same amount of time (or more) I wouldn’t even know there was a school shooting
August 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
OK this one got me because it's true.

I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
…and then Lindsay switched her phone to airplane mode, set up Bluey on her laptop, and enjoyed a totally normal day with her kid(s), free of online chuds.
August 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM