chaz
@chopchaz.bsky.social
he / they | 🥯&🌹| ↙️↙️↙️
pretty good @ F-ZERO 99
pretty good @ F-ZERO 99
hi queer people in my phone, need an assist.
can someone please explain:
“Grungler tested & rejected”
can someone please explain:
“Grungler tested & rejected”
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hi queer people in my phone, need an assist.
can someone please explain:
“Grungler tested & rejected”
can someone please explain:
“Grungler tested & rejected”
Sprig & I consent to being governed by Kat & Heater despite not residing in Illinois.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sprig & I consent to being governed by Kat & Heater despite not residing in Illinois.
May I suggest pairing @briamgilbert.bsky.social ‘s pepcorn with a kewpie mayo dip; it’s exquisite.
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
May I suggest pairing @briamgilbert.bsky.social ‘s pepcorn with a kewpie mayo dip; it’s exquisite.
Please let Sprig & Gurtie + Stinky bring you some joy ❤️🩹
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Please let Sprig & Gurtie + Stinky bring you some joy ❤️🩹
what a weekend!
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
what a weekend!
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
OK this one got me because it's true.
I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
OK this one got me because it's true.
I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
@nekocatcafe.bsky.social heard Mickey is retiring from Capitol Hill; here are some pics from her rookie year (c. November 2021)
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@nekocatcafe.bsky.social heard Mickey is retiring from Capitol Hill; here are some pics from her rookie year (c. November 2021)
Expectations vs. Reality, my ponytail edition
August 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Expectations vs. Reality, my ponytail edition
Do you want to read an incredible horror film? This is one of the most satisfying & cinematic books I’ve ever read.
@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.
She has such sights to show you.
@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.
She has such sights to show you.
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Do you want to read an incredible horror film? This is one of the most satisfying & cinematic books I’ve ever read.
@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.
She has such sights to show you.
@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.
She has such sights to show you.
It took two fires & their water damage to kill Vito’s, RIP.
I hope & believe Barbara their taxidermized cougar lives on in an anarchist enclave somewhere.
I hope & believe Barbara their taxidermized cougar lives on in an anarchist enclave somewhere.
August 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It took two fires & their water damage to kill Vito’s, RIP.
I hope & believe Barbara their taxidermized cougar lives on in an anarchist enclave somewhere.
I hope & believe Barbara their taxidermized cougar lives on in an anarchist enclave somewhere.
JANET. what is with today
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
JANET. what is with today
@fabdownbros.bsky.social you absolutely ripped at Belltown Blast last Saturday. I didn’t take any pictures then but do have these from a decade ago when you opened for Andrew WK at Barboza (also a total blast)
August 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@fabdownbros.bsky.social you absolutely ripped at Belltown Blast last Saturday. I didn’t take any pictures then but do have these from a decade ago when you opened for Andrew WK at Barboza (also a total blast)
In the wild, c. November 2013, my connecting flight from Tokyo to Taipei on ANA (possibly codeshare, I’d have to track down the ancient ticket details unless another hog wants to work magic and find the aircraft model.
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In the wild, c. November 2013, my connecting flight from Tokyo to Taipei on ANA (possibly codeshare, I’d have to track down the ancient ticket details unless another hog wants to work magic and find the aircraft model.
But what if you had one that was big?
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
But what if you had one that was big?
@jayapal.house.gov you’ve packed the house tonight! Line around the block - literally!
February 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@jayapal.house.gov you’ve packed the house tonight! Line around the block - literally!
South-facing scene from snowy Seattle
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
South-facing scene from snowy Seattle
There’s a story here. Whoever they are, they probably figured something out.
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
There’s a story here. Whoever they are, they probably figured something out.
This is how you talk to your shitty child. How is this so hard?
To borrow from Michelle McNamara (RIP), “it’s chaos; be kind.”
To borrow from Michelle McNamara (RIP), “it’s chaos; be kind.”
![Two pages of Chapter 43 of Saga, an ongoing comic by Fiona Staples & Brian K Vaughan.
Two characters are talking in a field; Hazel is a biracial young cisgender girl, Petri is an adult veteran trans woman.
On the prior page, Hazel says:
can I ask about your penis?
Petri: you most certainly may not.
Hazel: oh but how come?
P: because what you learned when we were imprisoned together is private.
More importantly I refuse to be defined by my genitalia. When you question the biology of someone who happens to be transgender, you don’t just objectify us, you make us feel illegitimate and…
[A panel of Hazel frowning ☹️with no dialog]
P: what in the world is the matter?
H: I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings Petrichor. I’m just super, super scared.
P: of what?
H: I,I,I have wings like mommy, but also horns like daddy.
But, but, but I have girl parts in my swimsuit places, and I don’t know if maybe I’ll grow boy parts next. What if everything in my body goes wrong and I die?
P: ah.
H: I just wish… I just wish I was normal.
P: little one, you are unlike anyone who has ever existed, and that makes you exactly like everyone who has ever existed. I don’t know what the future holds for you or your body…
…but I promise that you will never be alone.
[a panel without dialog where Hazel embraces petrichor’s waist, surprising her]
H: also, can I ask you a question about your nipples?
P: er…
H: hey look! Mommy’s back!
P: oh, thank god.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e5vxxu6evhjex3b5u3yolcfm/bafkreiapjqceiop3cbvlnuzmhvn62zq4korkkvg4raomd3dkbve2kdt64e@jpeg)
December 7, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This is how you talk to your shitty child. How is this so hard?
To borrow from Michelle McNamara (RIP), “it’s chaos; be kind.”
To borrow from Michelle McNamara (RIP), “it’s chaos; be kind.”
@seattlekraken.com is this a new Pokemon evolution line? At what level does a player have to jump a puck to turn into a Tanev?
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM
@seattlekraken.com is this a new Pokemon evolution line? At what level does a player have to jump a puck to turn into a Tanev?