chaz
banner
chopchaz.bsky.social
chaz
@chopchaz.bsky.social
he / they | 🥯&🌹| ↙️↙️↙️
pretty good @ F-ZERO 99
hi queer people in my phone, need an assist.

can someone please explain:
“Grungler tested & rejected”
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sprig & I consent to being governed by Kat & Heater despite not residing in Illinois.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
May I suggest pairing @briamgilbert.bsky.social ‘s pepcorn with a kewpie mayo dip; it’s exquisite.
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Please let Sprig & Gurtie + Stinky bring you some joy ❤️‍🩹
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
what a weekend!
Trans-coded Luigi & VHS 4eva.
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
OK this one got me because it's true.

I used to layer the new quarterly sticker over the old one(s) like car tabs.
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@nekocatcafe.bsky.social heard Mickey is retiring from Capitol Hill; here are some pics from her rookie year (c. November 2021)
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Expectations vs. Reality, my ponytail edition
August 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Do you want to read an incredible horror film? This is one of the most satisfying & cinematic books I’ve ever read.

@scumbelievable.bsky.social is a tone-crafting expert. She painted a picture of the KY-slathered practical effects directly onto my mind’s eye.

She has such sights to show you.
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It took two fires & their water damage to kill Vito’s, RIP.

I hope & believe Barbara their taxidermized cougar lives on in an anarchist enclave somewhere.
August 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
JANET. what is with today
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@fabdownbros.bsky.social you absolutely ripped at Belltown Blast last Saturday. I didn’t take any pictures then but do have these from a decade ago when you opened for Andrew WK at Barboza (also a total blast)
August 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In the wild, c. November 2013, my connecting flight from Tokyo to Taipei on ANA (possibly codeshare, I’d have to track down the ancient ticket details unless another hog wants to work magic and find the aircraft model.
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
But what if you had one that was big?
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@jayapal.house.gov you’ve packed the house tonight! Line around the block - literally!
February 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
South-facing scene from snowy Seattle
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
RIP vine
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There’s a story here. Whoever they are, they probably figured something out.
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
This is how you talk to your shitty child. How is this so hard?

To borrow from Michelle McNamara (RIP), “it’s chaos; be kind.”
December 7, 2024 at 3:23 PM
@seattlekraken.com is this a new Pokemon evolution line? At what level does a player have to jump a puck to turn into a Tanev?
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM