Them Lezar
@grimdarkness.bsky.social
They/Them. Chronic disappointment.
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[looks at a sled, menacingly]
i will become the citizen kane
i will become the citizen kane
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
[looks at a sled, menacingly]
i will become the citizen kane
i will become the citizen kane
All my clutch gone.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
All my clutch gone.
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heat seeking missiles are expensive, so we should just replace the guidance system with moths.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
heat seeking missiles are expensive, so we should just replace the guidance system with moths.
I went out to buy a gay bong and my clutch exploded.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I went out to buy a gay bong and my clutch exploded.
It's amazing how they managed to ruin both porn and Star Wars by making all the characters related.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's amazing how they managed to ruin both porn and Star Wars by making all the characters related.
Considering how you can get anything you want, Alice's Restaurant was probably a Cheesecake Factory. In this essay, I will...
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Considering how you can get anything you want, Alice's Restaurant was probably a Cheesecake Factory. In this essay, I will...
If you want to get people to get really mad at you on the internet, say you think the last great Final Fantasy game was VI and that VII was the start of the series' decline.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you want to get people to get really mad at you on the internet, say you think the last great Final Fantasy game was VI and that VII was the start of the series' decline.
Angry babies get put in the naughty towel.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Angry babies get put in the naughty towel.
My phone updated and reset to light mode I thought I died and went to hell.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My phone updated and reset to light mode I thought I died and went to hell.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the CIA doesn't have people watching you because you keep posting uwu papa Stalin memes.
They're ignoring you like everyone else is trying to.
They're ignoring you like everyone else is trying to.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the CIA doesn't have people watching you because you keep posting uwu papa Stalin memes.
They're ignoring you like everyone else is trying to.
They're ignoring you like everyone else is trying to.
*hits blunt*
Glen Powell is Jelly Roll for movies.
Glen Powell is Jelly Roll for movies.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*hits blunt*
Glen Powell is Jelly Roll for movies.
Glen Powell is Jelly Roll for movies.
Hell yeah getting my Pluribussy pounded.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hell yeah getting my Pluribussy pounded.
So is he just John Man now?
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So is he just John Man now?
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I wish I could hibernate. Seems like a vibe.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wish I could hibernate. Seems like a vibe.
REMINDER: the nay vote is this guy
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
REMINDER: the nay vote is this guy
I am being purred on. I am getting sleepy.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I am being purred on. I am getting sleepy.
Are you "the dishes have to soak" depressed or "I only eat food off of a paper towel" depressed?
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Are you "the dishes have to soak" depressed or "I only eat food off of a paper towel" depressed?
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
If you want to have fun, criticize Forrest Gump on Reddit in ways that aren't just misogynist takes about Jenny.
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you want to have fun, criticize Forrest Gump on Reddit in ways that aren't just misogynist takes about Jenny.
Happy Scot Haney day to my fellow Nutmeggers.
May the Grape Nuts in your shoes be hairballs.
May the Grape Nuts in your shoes be hairballs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy Scot Haney day to my fellow Nutmeggers.
May the Grape Nuts in your shoes be hairballs.
May the Grape Nuts in your shoes be hairballs.
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Miss Piggy probably fucks hard.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Miss Piggy probably fucks hard.
I want to thank Vince Gilligan for creating Carol Sturka and finally allowing me to finally have a literally me character.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I want to thank Vince Gilligan for creating Carol Sturka and finally allowing me to finally have a literally me character.
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this is 1. incredible and 2. basically a silversun pickups song
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
this is 1. incredible and 2. basically a silversun pickups song