the oldest enby you know
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They/Them. Chronic disappointment.
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❌️ manic pixie dream girl
❎️ maniac pixie dream girl
❎️ maniac pixie dream girl
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
❌️ manic pixie dream girl
❎️ maniac pixie dream girl
❎️ maniac pixie dream girl
Looking forward to getting shot by some dude who is mad they gave He-Man pronouns.
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Looking forward to getting shot by some dude who is mad they gave He-Man pronouns.
I'm glad Michael B. Jordan was nominated, but Michael B. Jordan got snubbed.
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm glad Michael B. Jordan was nominated, but Michael B. Jordan got snubbed.
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ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back
The most realistic moment in The Sopranos was in the first episode, when a New Jersey driver misses a turn and immediately stops and throws the car into reverse.
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The most realistic moment in The Sopranos was in the first episode, when a New Jersey driver misses a turn and immediately stops and throws the car into reverse.
I can't believe they made her boobs round woke has gone too far
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I can't believe they made her boobs round woke has gone too far
is heated rivalry basically just live action yaoi because that's the vibe I keep getting from people talking about it
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
is heated rivalry basically just live action yaoi because that's the vibe I keep getting from people talking about it
Why did we stop after inventing biscuits and Triscuits? Is the quadcuit really that difficult? Or dangerous?
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Why did we stop after inventing biscuits and Triscuits? Is the quadcuit really that difficult? Or dangerous?
I'm still mad they didn't kill Thanos by making Ant-Man go up his ass.
January 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I'm still mad they didn't kill Thanos by making Ant-Man go up his ass.
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Calling One Battle After Another "shitty Andor" in front of filmbros just to feel something.
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Calling One Battle After Another "shitty Andor" in front of filmbros just to feel something.
Darth Vader could probably give you a handy from across the room
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Darth Vader could probably give you a handy from across the room
For you, Mr. Goggins, I will.
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
For you, Mr. Goggins, I will.
Congrats to everyone who woke up this morning, which does not include Ashli Babbitt.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Congrats to everyone who woke up this morning, which does not include Ashli Babbitt.
Does it smell like gunpowder and dead dog?
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Does it smell like gunpowder and dead dog?
My life is now devoted to Norman Rockwell yuri
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My life is now devoted to Norman Rockwell yuri
I heard How You Remind Me in CVS and I can't stop thinking about the chorus has a rhyme that only works with a Canadian accent.
It's seriously fucking me up.
It's seriously fucking me up.
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I heard How You Remind Me in CVS and I can't stop thinking about the chorus has a rhyme that only works with a Canadian accent.
It's seriously fucking me up.
It's seriously fucking me up.
So we getting cheap fent or nah
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
So we getting cheap fent or nah
Watching the online left try to come up with a reason why Beyoncé being a billionaire doesn't count
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Watching the online left try to come up with a reason why Beyoncé being a billionaire doesn't count
How did Tom Hanks' cum produce this?
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How did Tom Hanks' cum produce this?
There are way too many white boys out there calling anybody over 30 "unc".
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There are way too many white boys out there calling anybody over 30 "unc".
All this holiday cheer got me eepy af
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All this holiday cheer got me eepy af
NORAD doesn't want you to know that Santa throws an average of 9 full piss bottles over populated areas during his sleigh ride.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
NORAD doesn't want you to know that Santa throws an average of 9 full piss bottles over populated areas during his sleigh ride.