The Lexaprofessional
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The Lexaprofessional
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Posso mangiare il vetro, non me fa male.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Yoink!
looking great, mister president, sir, no president in history has looked better at 175 years old while putting a fake medal on themselves
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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*record scratch* Yep—that’s me
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Reminder
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Seeing the amount of dust and noise generated by these guys grinding the basement floor justifies every bit they they charge
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tag yourself! I'm the jack and Jill and Jill bathroom with three sinks
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Luv 2 get ghosted by two busses in a row when the roads and plowed and traffic is moving
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Before there was Loss dot jpg, Loss dot jpg was there
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Everyone stop, this is important
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Why "close advisor" and not just ”advisor"???
my “does not love hitler” flyer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my flyer

h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The snowy owls sitting on Montrose Pier this foggy morning. The Chicago Park District has closed the pier’s far end to keep people from getting too close.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Gm
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What is "meat and potatoes"?
Everyone in the green room thought dank should have been accepted here. Harrison challenged it at the break and he said they denied its use for either of the two parts of the clue. I still disagree
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Walter Payton uses a paper transfer to ride public transit on the 1979 RTA commercial.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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trying to lock in my 2026 predictions by Christmas
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Lmao at the "flying too close to constitutional rights" euphemism
In your opinion. I KNOW what fascism is—don’t claim to be an expert on Cheney but no one creates laws by themselves. I disagreed with the Patriot and HSA Acts for flying too close to Constitutional rights—never once thought they were being used to destroy our entire democracy like today’s GOP.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM