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Posso mangiare il vetro, non me fa male.
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Jeffy had him on speed dial lol
A picture of Jeffrey Epstein's desk phone with speed dial buttons with labels like "rich office," "mike cell," and "Larry cell"
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Who let the energy vampire on Jeopardy this week?
"David" on Jeopardy
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Wow this Larry Summers guy seems nice
Screenshot of an email exchange between Larry Summers and Epstein, where Summers insults the intelligence of women and excuses sexual harassment
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Goodman is completely detached from reality. Like the article points out, how can you tell you've actually understood the 'language' if you don't know which words were written?
Quote from the article, "When I asked him what he makes of the cognitive science research, he told me he thinks scientists focus too much on word recognition. He still doesn't believe accurate word recognition is necessary for reading comprehension. 'word recognition is a preoccupation' he said. 'I don't teach word recognition. I teach people to make sense of language. And learning the words is incidental to that.'"
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Two ads that Instagram has shown me over the past week:
An ad seeking single Muslim men 30+ An ad for jean skirts with modest inseams of 22", 25", and 27".
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Strahd for barovia
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Her?
Lightfoot at a press conference.
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Sisqos saying yes ... Hahaha... Yes!
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Timeless.
theonion.com/over-the-riv...
A wholesome family is headed from the safe embrace of the exurbs into the crime infested hellhole that is the city. A grim reaper with antifa on his chest looms over the miasma of the city.
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I think they get it right
Screenshot of a paragraph toward the end of the article, reading "Arguments between Democrats and Republicans over what content should be taken down are also arguments about who should be allowed entry into the public square. Democrats and many on the left are looking for a civic space scrubbed of bile and falsehoods, even in the absence of a reliable method of distinguishing what should and shouldn't be permissible; pro-Trump Republicans want a space where they can speak without having to be inconvenienced by the moral judgment of those who find their beliefs offensive."
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Treasures
A pog with the slogan "wow! Pog and potatoes... My favorite!"
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The dog was in an especially good mood this morning and demanded belly rubs
A large black and white dog with its mouth open
October 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sisqo at the window staring into a party
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This is what literary types refer to as "foreshadowing"
Paragraph from OPs article discussing turning point USA and Charlie Kirk
September 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I think Pratone nailed that idea in the 70s
Pratone grass "chair"
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Text: "you wouldn't throw poop in a trash can" In the style of the "you wouldn't download a car" PSA
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Animation still frame of bugs bunny saying "no"
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
August 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Uncle Sam biting the head off of his son
July 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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That's some picture
Metal gear solid codec with the boss
June 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Gif with the text don't step on my ego
June 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Wired is generally good, but they do that annoying things where their newsletters have embedded ads. Today example so far is Steven pinker 🤮
A screenshot of a wired magazine newsletter featuring an ad with Steven pinkers stupid face
May 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Buried at the end of this wired article about Doge fucking up the IRS is this insane quote from Alex Karp at Palantir
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
“We love disruption and whatever is good for America will be good for Americans and very good for Palantir,” Palantir CEO Alex Karp said in a February earnings call. “Disruption at the end of the day exposes things that aren't working. There will be ups and downs. This is a revolution, some people are going to get their heads cut off.”
April 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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How many white supremacy symbols can YOU spot on the back of this van?
A sprinter van with a wide collection of bumper stickers
April 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Peter Thiel's goon claims his defense contracting business is a "good quest"
www.wired.com/story/christ...
From the linked article, "At an event in San Francisco last week hosted in a former church, Trae Stephens, cofounder of the defense contractor Anduril and a partner at the Peter Thiel–led venture capital firm Founders Fund, characterized the idea as the pursuit of “good quests” or careers that make the future better, a concept that he said has theological underpinnings"
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM