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senatedfl.bsky.social
Senate Republican leader Mark Johnson is back in Washington tonight to hear about Trump’s plans to gut Medicaid, public education, and services to farmers and vets.

Think he might hand deliver this letter from his Republican colleagues while he’s there? www.mnsenaterepublicans.com/wp-content/u...
Republican Letter on Proposed Medicaid Reductions “Drastic reductions to Medicaid funding have the potential to impact the 1.4 million people we serve and place incredible pressure on our overall state budget. There are no other sources to make up the lost federal share beyond severely impacting the seniors and those with disabilities who we serve.” “The only choices available are being forced to raise local property taxes drastically or close services.”
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GO AHEAD - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN YELLING "GO AHEAD CALL ME STUPPID THAT JUST MEANS NOTHINGS MY FAULT AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE NICER TO ME " AND ITS KIND OF THE SAME ARGUMENT FOR FREE WILL, SOME PEOPLE THINK DA WORLD IS DETERMENISTIC BECUASE ITS JUST PHYSICS BULL SHYT WHERE A BUNCH OF BALLS BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER AND WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE THERE GOING TO LAND, OR WE WOULD KNOW IF WE COULD CALCULATE IT ALL, BUT OTHER'S BELIEVE IN FREE WILL NOT ONLEY BECAUSE OF QUANTUM EFFECT'S BUT ON THE BASIS OF MORALITY, IF YOUR NOT ABLE TO CHOOSE WHAT YOU DO THEN THERE CAN BE NO CONCEPT OF MORAILTY, ON ONE HAND I WATCH TV AND YOU TUBE SO I CANT BE THAT SMART, ON DA OTHER HAND ALL THIS SHYT IS ON WIKPEDIA AND OTHER WEB SITES SO ANY ONE CAN LEARN ABOUT PHILOSOPHEY AND OTHER SMART $HIT IF THEY WANT, THE OPPRESSOR CAN KEEP US CHAINED BUT HE CAN'T STOP US FROM LOOKEN UP AT THE STARS MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
she believes this is true because she doesn’t believe that trans people exist, making it impossible to discriminate against them
leftistlawyer.com Sheryl Weikal, still saying Free Palestine @leftistlawyer.com · Dec 4
Hearing Amy Coney Barrett say there's no history of du jour discrimination against trans people is MIND BOGGLING when I had to sue the state of Illinois for the right to be a lawyer whilst trans
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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theonion.com
Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
WASHINGTON—Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly gazed at a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis one last time Tuesday before officially closing the pert...
theonion.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Feeling like if they’re going to let RFK Jr. run the health system, we should be able to drink the Panera death lemonade.
November 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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mikepetriello.bsky.social
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
THE GOVERMENT IS NOT YOU'RE FRIEND!!! SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BAD A$$ SKELATEN IN A OLD TIME OUTFIT WITH OLD A$$ CURTENS LIKE THERE ABOUT TO HAVE A SEANCE TO CALL UPON SPIRIT'S , AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE GOVERMENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND , I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IT MIGHT BE A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND DA GRAVE OR MAYBE ITS JUST SOMETHING YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON CUTTIN UP DA OFFICE WHERE YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LET YOU CRY !!!!!! AND YOU GOTA PAY FOR IT OUT OF POCKECT AND IF YOU EVER STOP GOING THEY TELL YOU THAT YOUR NOT BEING HEALTHEY!!! I HATE THIS PLANET!!!! I HATE THIS PLANET!!!! I DIDENT ASK TO COME HERE AND I GOTA PUSH THE ROCK UP DA HILL EVREY DAY JUST TO EAT MY LITTEL MICROWAVE FOOD'S AND THE TEXT SAYS "I DONT NEED THERAPY I NEED TO GET PUT ON A WHAITING LIST FOR IN NETWORK PROVIDER SO FAR IN ADVANECE THAT BY THE TIME I CAN GET A APOINTMENT THE DOCTER NO LONGER TAKE'S MY INSURANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 13, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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bug-gwen.bsky.social
Things are still grim, so here's another review of an entomological Halloween costume: Sexy Monarch Butterfly. I think we can all agree yellow Ugg boots are not sensible footwear for intercontinental migration. Body:Wing surface ratio is also problematic.
A very sexy woman in a tight orange leatherette bodysuit, with fluffy knee high boots. She has tiny wings on her back and is wearing antennae.
October 13, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
Hear me out: Beeker of the House
It’s Beeker, you know, the Muppet Beeker? He’s standing behind a podium making his Beeker face. Meep meep, motherfucker.
October 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
@pratty12.bsky.social Welcome to the party!
September 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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illumi.meme
y’all think Schrödinger had a closed casket funeral?
September 27, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO THYSELF - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTAON THINKEN ABOUT THERE LIFE WHILE ROASTEN A HOG LEG AND THE MORE THEY THINK THE LESS THEY WANT TO THIKN ABOUT IT,,, FUCK IT IM IN HERE EITHER WAY,, AND DA TEXT SAYS , "KNOW THY SELF , NO THANK'S I HATE THAT GUY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 24, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
It’s considered bad form but you’re allowed to respond to stuff like the senate dress code with “I don’t believe you really care about this”
September 24, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
saw someone typo "trans masc" as "trans mas" and now I'm like,
the taco bell "live mas" logo with a trans makeover
September 17, 2023 at 5:24 AM
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keithstack.com
September 16, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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anildash.com
I want there to be lots of different things to do on the internet, instead of fewer things to do on the internet. And I want more different models for community and sustainability, instead of just the same few companies. That’s all.
September 13, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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nikatine.com
The feminine urge to retreat to the bog and hibernate amongst the other swamp creatures, emerging only once every 23 years to feed upon the fear of the local townsfolk and, once the lust is sated, fall deeply into the loving embrace of the moss and the silt.
September 11, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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nileoart.rip
Heads up, Bluesky has a new update that automatically toggles off all "adult content," forcing you to re-enable it to see anything. Probably just an oversight, still annoying as hell.

Check your content filtering in the moderation settings!
Screenshot of the new content filtering settings, where a toggle switch at the top says "enable adult content" and is disabled
September 7, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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charlotteclymer.bsky.social
My mild Friday confession: I think if you're annoyed that your non-problematic parents call you a few times a week just to catch up and talk about life, you should probably keep that to yourself. Some of us would give anything to have that problem. Free advice, said with love.
September 8, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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farttribune.bsky.social
BREAKING: The City of Minneapolis has revoked Jacob Frey's access to all official social media accounts, after the Mayor allegedly 'posted hog on main'
May 12, 2023 at 9:20 PM