Chelgbt
Chelgbt
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Senate Republican leader Mark Johnson is back in Washington tonight to hear about Trump’s plans to gut Medicaid, public education, and services to farmers and vets.

Think he might hand deliver this letter from his Republican colleagues while he’s there? www.mnsenaterepublicans.com/wp-content/u...
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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GO AHEAD - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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she believes this is true because she doesn’t believe that trans people exist, making it impossible to discriminate against them
Hearing Amy Coney Barrett say there's no history of du jour discrimination against trans people is MIND BOGGLING when I had to sue the state of Illinois for the right to be a lawyer whilst trans
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Feeling like if they’re going to let RFK Jr. run the health system, we should be able to drink the Panera death lemonade.
November 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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THE GOVERMENT IS NOT YOU'RE FRIEND!!! SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 13, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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Things are still grim, so here's another review of an entomological Halloween costume: Sexy Monarch Butterfly. I think we can all agree yellow Ugg boots are not sensible footwear for intercontinental migration. Body:Wing surface ratio is also problematic.
October 13, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Hear me out: Beeker of the House
October 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
@pratty12.bsky.social Welcome to the party!
September 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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y’all think Schrödinger had a closed casket funeral?
September 27, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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NO THYSELF - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 24, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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It’s considered bad form but you’re allowed to respond to stuff like the senate dress code with “I don’t believe you really care about this”
September 24, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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saw someone typo "trans masc" as "trans mas" and now I'm like,
September 17, 2023 at 5:24 AM
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September 16, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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I want there to be lots of different things to do on the internet, instead of fewer things to do on the internet. And I want more different models for community and sustainability, instead of just the same few companies. That’s all.
September 13, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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The feminine urge to retreat to the bog and hibernate amongst the other swamp creatures, emerging only once every 23 years to feed upon the fear of the local townsfolk and, once the lust is sated, fall deeply into the loving embrace of the moss and the silt.
September 11, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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Heads up, Bluesky has a new update that automatically toggles off all "adult content," forcing you to re-enable it to see anything. Probably just an oversight, still annoying as hell.

Check your content filtering in the moderation settings!
September 7, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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My mild Friday confession: I think if you're annoyed that your non-problematic parents call you a few times a week just to catch up and talk about life, you should probably keep that to yourself. Some of us would give anything to have that problem. Free advice, said with love.
September 8, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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BREAKING: The City of Minneapolis has revoked Jacob Frey's access to all official social media accounts, after the Mayor allegedly 'posted hog on main'
May 12, 2023 at 9:20 PM