C̆̈heese V̆̈ixen
@cheesevixen.bsky.social
GenX, AuDHD, cheese addict, and mediocre meme creator born too late to afford a house and too early to be a Tik Tok influencer.
I'm so done with being sick
February 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm so done with being sick
Influenza- zero stars, would not recommend
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Influenza- zero stars, would not recommend
I haven't left my apartment in 2 weeks. Riding public transit has reminded me why.
January 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I haven't left my apartment in 2 weeks. Riding public transit has reminded me why.
My life coach is Inspirobot
January 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My life coach is Inspirobot
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Live every day like it's your last: Screaming, crying, panicking, looking at everyone as if they might be your nemesis, changing your will.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Live every day like it's your last: Screaming, crying, panicking, looking at everyone as if they might be your nemesis, changing your will.
I facepalmed so hard it left a dent
The "Alpha Bros" are shaving off their eyelashes because long lashes are too feminine. 🙄
January 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I facepalmed so hard it left a dent
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excuse me, that is my emotional support pile of various charging cables on the floor next to the bed
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
excuse me, that is my emotional support pile of various charging cables on the floor next to the bed
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Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue?
Interviewer: what
Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue?
Interviewer: what
June 4, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue?
Interviewer: what
Me: ...should I tell him that I don't know how to do inner monologue?
Interviewer: what
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I chose my new running route for lots of reasons, it’s more scenic for a start and it’s much flatter than the old one too, but the biggest advantage is that there are a lot more public defibrillators installed along the way.
January 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I chose my new running route for lots of reasons, it’s more scenic for a start and it’s much flatter than the old one too, but the biggest advantage is that there are a lot more public defibrillators installed along the way.
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You learn something new every day.
It’s generally pretty horrifying.
It’s generally pretty horrifying.
January 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You learn something new every day.
It’s generally pretty horrifying.
It’s generally pretty horrifying.
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"$100,000 to let a scab naturally fall off without picking at it. Are you up for the challenge?"
"Nope."
"Nope."
January 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"$100,000 to let a scab naturally fall off without picking at it. Are you up for the challenge?"
"Nope."
"Nope."
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On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.
January 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
On the third Tuesday of every month, all of the Barbaras get together at their local Panera to discuss Barbara-related matters.
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If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.
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He can’t ever just be decent. It’s all political, cruel and transactional.
January 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He can’t ever just be decent. It’s all political, cruel and transactional.
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Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
January 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind
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You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
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[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes
January 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes
Inspirobot is my life coach
January 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Inspirobot is my life coach
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what’s your favorite instance of haptic nostalgia—the poignant memory of the physicality of an obsolete thing—like dialing a rotary phone, shifting gears in a manual transmission, opening a soda can with a pull ring?
January 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what’s your favorite instance of haptic nostalgia—the poignant memory of the physicality of an obsolete thing—like dialing a rotary phone, shifting gears in a manual transmission, opening a soda can with a pull ring?
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I just saw a post on Facebook start with ‘Convicted Rapist Mark Zuckerberg….’ Let’s see how long this no fact checking lasts.
January 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I just saw a post on Facebook start with ‘Convicted Rapist Mark Zuckerberg….’ Let’s see how long this no fact checking lasts.
If I had a dime for every time I didn't win the lottery, I wouldn't need to win the lottery.
Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket.
Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket.
January 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If I had a dime for every time I didn't win the lottery, I wouldn't need to win the lottery.
Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket.
Also, if I had a dime, I'd be able to scratch off this ticket.
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filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
filled with the tears of your mother who’s never seen you wear that sweater she bought you even though you said you liked it