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Charles
@charleswheeler.co.uk
Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy.

Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com

🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
FWIW my ideas for getting around “James Bond is really dead for real” are:

2) make the “James Bond is a code name for different agents” thing canon and play it off as a huge coincidence that the Craig iteration was also actually called that

1) don’t make any more and do something new instead ffs
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Consider the stakes raised for the Arthouse Championship.

Ethan Allen // Mike Bird // Connor Mills
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is it just me or does Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day feel really commercialised this year
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever done
Relive the completely normal @OfficialBlueyTV Xylophone Match from Get Fighty last year.

Chocolate Thunder
@amirawrestler.bsky.social
@malonehustle.bsky.social
@mattgatlin.bsky.social

7pm. Tonight. YouTube.
youtu.be/Ci58i12H30E
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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For sale: baby shoes child shoes booties one size baby clothing footwear NEW in box mint condition never worn A+++ condition for baby
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
One of the best I’ve refereed in 20 years of doing it. Top 5 easily, maybe higher. Watch it!
FREE MATCH.
Kanji Vs Jay Joshua.
It's really really really good.

youtu.be/htssdu3IUug
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Making an onlyfans with exclusively upside-down videos to tap into the Teletubby market
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Idea: do a show where Joe Root and Shohei Ohtani swap sports for a bit. Both generational all-rounder talents in bat and ball sports
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Because we can.
BREAKS // BUZZARD. 🔥
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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The bitterly ironic transformation of the iconography of the poppy, from sombre reminder of the senseless futility of a war in which the British ruling class systematically ordered the wholesale slaughter of millions of working-class men, to 'War Christmas', says everything about the current crisis
That's it. Peak remembrancy shop window has been located.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
See what I mean? Not cooked! Just overcooked!
rushing both your booked OTs back from injury just to get waxed a bunch of times, pretty bad look
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Skoooooool from the sofa! I’m mad at Carson Wentz AND conspiracy theories, but unfortunately only the former seems to have died
Despite two losses out of the bye week, is it really all doom and gloom for the Minnesota Vikings in 2025? Fan club member @charleswheeler.co.uk is back to remind us there are still reasons to be hopeful!

🔗 Check out this week's Skol from the Sofa here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/10/27/s...
Skol from the Sofa - 2025 Week 8 @ Chargers review - UK Vikings Fans
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October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Tis finally the season for my famous pumpkin spice toothpaste (50/50 mix of nutmeg and hair gel)
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wonder what the crossover is between people who think "biological sex" is innate and immutable but clicked enthusiastically and credulously on the article I just saw about someone "reducing their biological age from 78 to 51 with just exercise"
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Baseball, but it’s completely fixed
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.

#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
October 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“Fireplace” sounds like what you’d call it if it had a different name you couldn’t remember
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM