Charles
@charleswheeler.co.uk
Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy.
Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com
🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com
🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
Reposted by Charles
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Reposted by Charles
In this house, we love Speedball Mike Bailey & hate landlords
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
In this house, we love Speedball Mike Bailey & hate landlords
Forgive me father for I have skol’d, all the way from the sofa. Come laugh with me about the stupidest NFL game ever
…and @charleswheeler.co.uk is absolutely giddy to talk about it as he brings you this week’s SKOL from the Sofa.
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/27/s...
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/27/s...
Skol from the Sofa - 2025 Week 17 vs Lions review - UK Vikings Fans
SKOL from the Sofa 2025 Week 17 – Lions at […]
www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Forgive me father for I have skol’d, all the way from the sofa. Come laugh with me about the stupidest NFL game ever
Reposted by Charles
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
Reposted by Charles
That’s the first time any NFL team has won a game with 3 or fewer passing yards since 2006, and only the second time since 1983 #DETvsMIN
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That’s the first time any NFL team has won a game with 3 or fewer passing yards since 2006, and only the second time since 1983 #DETvsMIN
They’re calling it the greatest football game of all time
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They’re calling it the greatest football game of all time
Incredible that Seth Rollins can be the most annoying guy at *this* table
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Incredible that Seth Rollins can be the most annoying guy at *this* table
Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social look what I found! I absolutely cannot fit into it anymore. Merry thing
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social look what I found! I absolutely cannot fit into it anymore. Merry thing
Reposted by Charles
Third wheel cuck giraffe feeling left out after Noah puts out a call for animals two by two
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Third wheel cuck giraffe feeling left out after Noah puts out a call for animals two by two
Me: oh boy I can’t wait to log on to the NFL-related @norsecodepodcast.bsky.social discord and talk about the big NFL game last night, and maybe hear the opinions of football analyst @arif.bsky.social
The Norse Code discord featuring football analyst Arif Hasan:
The Norse Code discord featuring football analyst Arif Hasan:
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Me: oh boy I can’t wait to log on to the NFL-related @norsecodepodcast.bsky.social discord and talk about the big NFL game last night, and maybe hear the opinions of football analyst @arif.bsky.social
The Norse Code discord featuring football analyst Arif Hasan:
The Norse Code discord featuring football analyst Arif Hasan:
Reposted by Charles
i am responsibly extrapolating
December 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i am responsibly extrapolating
Shoutout to the email about the lulumelon x NFL collab I just got for finally making my brain process that lulumelon and cocomelon are different things, a fact which it had previously only held in an ambient, disconnected fashion
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shoutout to the email about the lulumelon x NFL collab I just got for finally making my brain process that lulumelon and cocomelon are different things, a fact which it had previously only held in an ambient, disconnected fashion
Reposted by Charles
i had a few guesses and none of them were even close
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i had a few guesses and none of them were even close
Reposted by Charles
In this week’s SKOL from the Sofa, @charleswheeler.co.uk breaks down whether the Vikings were just that good, the Commanders were just that bad, or perhaps most likely, a little of both.
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
Skol from the Sofa - 2025 Week 14 vs Commanders review - UK Vikings Fans
SKOL from the Sofa 2025 Week 14 – Commanders at […]
www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In this week’s SKOL from the Sofa, @charleswheeler.co.uk breaks down whether the Vikings were just that good, the Commanders were just that bad, or perhaps most likely, a little of both.
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
🔗 Check it out here: www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
I have once again skol’d from the sofa for @ukirevikingfanclub.bsky.social! Check it out if you wanna know exactly how much hope to have www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
Skol from the Sofa - 2025 Week 14 vs Commanders review - UK Vikings Fans
SKOL from the Sofa 2025 Week 14 – Commanders at […]
www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have once again skol’d from the sofa for @ukirevikingfanclub.bsky.social! Check it out if you wanna know exactly how much hope to have www.ukvikingsfans.co.uk/2025/12/08/s...
Reposted by Charles
Reposted by Charles
I was going to do this tomorrow and then my brain got kind of stuck on it so without further ado here is neil banging out the tunes
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was going to do this tomorrow and then my brain got kind of stuck on it so without further ado here is neil banging out the tunes
Reposted by Charles
If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
www.independent.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.
Vikes defense was great yesterday but still: @ Brian Flores please teach our guys this
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Vikes defense was great yesterday but still: @ Brian Flores please teach our guys this
Reposted by Charles
In retrospect we should have expected McCarthy to start strong against Commies
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In retrospect we should have expected McCarthy to start strong against Commies
Learning about stuff
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Learning about stuff
We both rediscovered something today
Shoutout to my child's toy keyboard for taking up a slot in my brain with the opinion that its rendition of Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush has a frankly ostentatious drum fill
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We both rediscovered something today
In my last job I was an elected rep for disabled staff, and one point I and my colleague made to great effect was that disability is the one protected characteristic anyone can become part of, at any time, and often against their will. People don’t realise how precarious their abled status is.
there is no natural golden ratio of abled to disabled ppl, and no upper cap on what percentage of population can be disabled. if you sicken and injure enough ppl, and destroy accessibility of public life in a hostile and unsupported society so a wider and wider range are excluded, the skys the limit
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
In my last job I was an elected rep for disabled staff, and one point I and my colleague made to great effect was that disability is the one protected characteristic anyone can become part of, at any time, and often against their will. People don’t realise how precarious their abled status is.
If anyone’s wondering how this turned out, she got spooked and deleted it (fair) but not before revealing that she told her brother not to start her bf in fantasy because he had a tummy ache from eating too many Takis
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If anyone’s wondering how this turned out, she got spooked and deleted it (fair) but not before revealing that she told her brother not to start her bf in fantasy because he had a tummy ache from eating too many Takis
Oh hell yes let’s go
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh hell yes let’s go