Charles
@charles.capps.me
Former and aspiring software engineer, homeless again. AuDHD, AvPD, TLAs, LOL. Leftist progressive radicalized by PHP, not kidding.
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Charles
@charles.capps.me
· Jun 13
![Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Captain Freeman is pictured in Engineering near the warp core which glows blue and red behind her. There's another crew member working in the background. With her back to the previously mentioned warp core, Freeman stands looking down & reading a padd she's holding. Closed caption reads, "Her medical opinion is that you are "a [bleep] pile of stress."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreic3a4is22apx5ss6vtar2czn34mfhotkk7riw3q56in3wanbsddi4@jpeg)
oh no
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February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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bimbo crushes seething barcel
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
bimbo crushes seething barcel
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
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Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.
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Some of us didn't hop online in the 90s or the 2000s to get rich and famous, man.
Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free!
Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!
Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free!
Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of us didn't hop online in the 90s or the 2000s to get rich and famous, man.
Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free!
Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!
Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free!
Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!
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all those high minded ideals are a response not to ease and comfort, but cataclysm
the fact that so many modern day trekkies are convinced that the ideals are fake and only cynicism is real is so goddamn annoying
the fact that so many modern day trekkies are convinced that the ideals are fake and only cynicism is real is so goddamn annoying
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
all those high minded ideals are a response not to ease and comfort, but cataclysm
the fact that so many modern day trekkies are convinced that the ideals are fake and only cynicism is real is so goddamn annoying
the fact that so many modern day trekkies are convinced that the ideals are fake and only cynicism is real is so goddamn annoying
"Misfire on cylinder 3"? More like fire on cylinder 3.
The new one is on the right.
I think I *might* have a problem with my car. (I have thousands of problems with my car)
The new one is on the right.
I think I *might* have a problem with my car. (I have thousands of problems with my car)
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
"Misfire on cylinder 3"? More like fire on cylinder 3.
The new one is on the right.
I think I *might* have a problem with my car. (I have thousands of problems with my car)
The new one is on the right.
I think I *might* have a problem with my car. (I have thousands of problems with my car)
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“I’ll do Saw on them” is also the moderate position at this point
talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
“I’ll do Saw on them” is also the moderate position at this point
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red
KFC’s Boneless Banquet has tenders
KFC’s Boneless Banquet has tenders
February 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Roses are red
KFC’s Boneless Banquet has tenders
KFC’s Boneless Banquet has tenders
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difference between big data and big lore
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
difference between big data and big lore
The younger generations will never understand what we lost when 90s daytime talk shows faded away.
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The younger generations will never understand what we lost when 90s daytime talk shows faded away.
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Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Happy Valentines Day but ONLY to the people who run their chatbot girlfriend LLM locally.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Happy Valentines Day but ONLY to the people who run their chatbot girlfriend LLM locally.
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You know what comes after the SAVE Act? Passport processing and USPS delivery delays that last until... 2027.
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
You know what comes after the SAVE Act? Passport processing and USPS delivery delays that last until... 2027.
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I... cannot express how evil this is, and how none of these people will see heaven.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I... cannot express how evil this is, and how none of these people will see heaven.
HEY EVERYBODY WANT TO SEE PURE EVIL
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
HEY EVERYBODY WANT TO SEE PURE EVIL
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
THREAD
The kids are all right.
The kids are all right.
It's the day before Mid-Winter Break and my students had some fun with @foone.bsky.social's Death Generator.
deathgenerator.com#gallery
Here's what they made:
deathgenerator.com#gallery
Here's what they made:
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
THREAD
The kids are all right.
The kids are all right.
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there is far, far, far more that unites us than divides
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
there is far, far, far more that unites us than divides
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anyone else remember all the “we can’t ban hate speech from our platform otherwise republican politicians can’t post” articles from the past 15 years?
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
anyone else remember all the “we can’t ban hate speech from our platform otherwise republican politicians can’t post” articles from the past 15 years?
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a chicken is the opposite of pacman
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
a chicken is the opposite of pacman
lol'd irl multiple times at this RFC parody
it hit me right in the ERP (NO NOT THAT ONE)
nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...
it hit me right in the ERP (NO NOT THAT ONE)
nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...
Sandwich Bill of Materials
SBOM 1.0: A specification for sandwich supply chain transparency.
nesbitt.io
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
lol'd irl multiple times at this RFC parody
it hit me right in the ERP (NO NOT THAT ONE)
nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...
it hit me right in the ERP (NO NOT THAT ONE)
nesbitt.io/2026/02/08/s...