Charlotte Birdy
@charbug.bsky.social
A random Corvid from up north, mostly gonna post dumb thoughts if at all. 🏳️⚧️ - She/her - i have a cat
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rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
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He says it like he's not into that
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He says it like he's not into that
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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![An artwork by Spindle of the character Felt, a rabbitfolk woman with long pink hair, and grey-ish blue eyes. She's wearing a white turtleneck and red pants with a white floral trim. Felt is looking at the viewer/you and lifting her short to expose her midriff saying "Make it quick..."
behind Felt is a screenshot of a google search that reads ([X] are parts hidden behind Felt):
Search bar: "how often do rabbits breed"
result: "Techincally, rabbits are always in heat, They are ready and able to have babies any time from sexual maturity. The rabbit has [X] of mating receptivity; rabbits a [X] receptive to mating about 14 [X] 16 days, and female rabbits [X] pregnant again almost imme [X] after giving birth."
"People also ask:
- How many money does Asimov make
- Why midriffs make my brain happy
- Can handholding get me preganenant
- How to open an OnlyScams account](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pb7gp4lz3cslvw4oha36b4fa/bafkreie4cfqmfyeu3l4gnvqc6eqm5j5lqxrtvft7wv3ejk7ogl7hqsl524@jpeg)
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Maybe next year
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Maybe next year
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my car. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my car. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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I’m a mother now
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m a mother now
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Dangerous job but someone has to do it
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dangerous job but someone has to do it
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I'm pretty sure that at this point in time, the remaining opposition to renewables are nothing but the tantrums of those with interest in fossil fuels and/or could not get the logic of "there's no cost to obtaining the fuel" to sink into the brain.
Hell yeah: @science.org's official Breakthrough of the Year for 2025 is ... [drumroll] ...
... the unstoppable rise & spread of renewable energy.
... the unstoppable rise & spread of renewable energy.
Science’s 2025 Breakthrough of the Year: The unstoppable rise of renewable energy
Clean energy infrastructure is being deployed with unmatched scale and speed—and China is leading the way
www.science.org
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm pretty sure that at this point in time, the remaining opposition to renewables are nothing but the tantrums of those with interest in fossil fuels and/or could not get the logic of "there's no cost to obtaining the fuel" to sink into the brain.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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why are people so mean on this site
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
why are people so mean on this site
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I took 9,456,238,127 points of psychic damage reading this so now you have to too
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I took 9,456,238,127 points of psychic damage reading this so now you have to too
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There was an obligation to do it
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
There was an obligation to do it
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
If MTV only knew what they were about to unleash...
December 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
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dick from a girl who’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
dick from a girl who’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Babe wake up new official Farcille art dropped
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Babe wake up new official Farcille art dropped