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alice🦎 #1 Gavin Newsom Hater
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27, trans, she/her 🍉 ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ I climb plastic walls okay sometimes ⟡ I have an instant gram https://www.instagram.com/tinysquash_
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
I’m cute pay attention to me
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
can’t wait to get my hands on the sickest fucking sweater I’ve ever seen in my life
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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And as a reminder: through the rest of February and all of March, we'll be sending ALL of our profit (from all items) on friendsatthetable.shop to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. But the ICEBREAKER merch seen here (design by @badbucket.bsky.social) is only available during this period!
February 17, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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you really should look at the statue
early-game caves of qud advice is "go north and look at the statue" and late-game caves of qud advice is "enter a precognitive vision before you cook with neutron flux" and that's why it's the game of all time
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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it's like that.
February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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We have a Quadruple Match right now. If you want to donate your money will go further right now!
We are just about to finish up Wildermyth's Eluna and the Moth storyline, AND we are approaching $35,000 raised for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

Join us! www.twitch.tv/friendsatthe...

Donate! tiltify.com/@friendsatth...
FriendsAtTheTable - Twitch
Welcome to Day One of our Fundraiser! Back to Wildermyth now!
www.twitch.tv
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
u should play caves of qud it is good and weird and queer and i like it a lot
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
this video gets better and better each time i watch it lmao this kid’s attitude is the blueprint
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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my fish is blue but my truck is red 🎶 jerkin off my wife just to keep my family fed 🎵
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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if you don't come watch and/or donate you're saying you hate me
Here's the schedule for our ICEBREAKER fundraiser on 2/15 and 2/16, a marathon to raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Join us then at twitch.tv/friendsatthetable!
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
hello canadian gay friends

proposal: I get green card married/decent health care, you get a baddie with a body, we both make out sometimes
Happening now: Our reporters are answering reader questions about why Canadians are dating less, how to make the perfect dating profile and how to deepen your relationships www.theglobeandmail.com/life/advice/...
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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fighting for your existence as a sentient being is normal for girls
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
yesterday my famously conservative little brother told me:

“i’m wary of words like communist or socialist because they box you in. My beliefs are simple: we have more than enough to give everyone enough to live comfortably, so why aren’t we?”

all from an offhand comment I made about Zohran Mamdani
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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The Beach That Makes You Gay
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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finding a good place for this in my Dwarf Fortress headline scrapbook
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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This weekend(ish!), on Sunday 15th and Monday 16th, we’re going to be hosting ICEBREAKER, a two day fundraising marathon on Twitch to raise money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota’s Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

Read more here!

www.patreon.com/posts/150448...
A Fundraising Marathon for the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! | Friends at the Table
Get more from Friends at the Table on Patreon
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February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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YALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CALI!

oag.ca.gov/contact/cons...
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
good news everyone!
I am gay and I live in Cascadia so despite having not watched a football game in over a decade if the Seahawks don’t win I will kill myself
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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Someone on TikTok pointed out that bad bunny has more monthly Spotify listeners than trump has voters
“Bad Bunny’s performance isn’t just the story of the ascendancy of a single performer, or of one genre,” Noah Shachtman writes. “It’s the sign of something bigger still. America’s pop culture is today multilingual, polycultural and international at its very core.”
Opinion | The Culture War Is Over. Bad Bunny Won.
American pop culture is global pop culture, and vice versa.
nyti.ms
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I am gay and I live in Cascadia so despite having not watched a football game in over a decade if the Seahawks don’t win I will kill myself
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i am starting 2 think there might be a market for Knightly lesbians who dress like tboy killua zoldyck
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
nothing more stealth than peeing your pants a little by accident
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM