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27, trans, she/her ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ will someone please talk to me about the Cultural Event that was Blaseball? (not a typo)
people have been drawn quartered for less
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t recall anyone here saying unsexy
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
grub is grub (is this anything)
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
uh
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
yeaaaa. it’s kinda fun when people remember me but i don’t remember them. it’s also kinda gross and alienating when people remember me but I don’t remember them
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
that being said, one negative of being the tall, hot, brightly colored-haired, super visible neighborhood tr***y is that I become a Regular at any place I go to for food after like two visits max
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
yes ofc lol come climbing with me and chances are you won’t even need to ask? I’ll do them in front of you eventually; showing off in front of pretty girls is my kryptonite
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
pretty sure that’s the main question of the whole book lmao
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
whoopsie lol
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM