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@tinysquash.bsky.social
27, trans, she/her ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ will someone please talk to me about the Cultural Event that was Blaseball? (not a typo)
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@tinysquash.bsky.social
· Jun 17
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
supervillain billionaire with weapon named after the evil eye from lotr says making the formation of Uruk-hai armies constitutional would be good for his orc army business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
supervillain billionaire with weapon named after the evil eye from lotr says making the formation of Uruk-hai armies constitutional would be good for his orc army business
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melancholically gazing into the evening mists tn queen?
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
melancholically gazing into the evening mists tn queen?
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Lady knight sketch:
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lady knight sketch:
mods are asleep post worm
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
mods are asleep post worm
save me silly goofy girl with numerous acronymic mental health diagnoses
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
save me silly goofy girl with numerous acronymic mental health diagnoses
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im the type of beast to close the fridge with my hip
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
im the type of beast to close the fridge with my hip
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
I’m like if a girl was gay and a mediocre-to-slightly-above-average guitar player
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m like if a girl was gay and a mediocre-to-slightly-above-average guitar player
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
one perk of being the tall, hot, brightly colored-haired, super visible neighborhood tr***y is that I become a Regular at any place I go to for food after like two visits max
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
one perk of being the tall, hot, brightly colored-haired, super visible neighborhood tr***y is that I become a Regular at any place I go to for food after like two visits max
I’m finally back to being able to do 25 pushups in one go I am the world’s strongest transgendered crow appreciator
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m finally back to being able to do 25 pushups in one go I am the world’s strongest transgendered crow appreciator
the hottest woman you know hasn’t had a sip of water in seven hours
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the hottest woman you know hasn’t had a sip of water in seven hours
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600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
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Average folks kettled ICE
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Average folks kettled ICE
I don’t understand how ketamine is for horses. how are they even snorting it?
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I don’t understand how ketamine is for horses. how are they even snorting it?
new bass on sunday new bass on sunday everyone listen up!!! listen!!!!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!!!! new bass on sunday
ty for your time 👍
ty for your time 👍
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
new bass on sunday new bass on sunday everyone listen up!!! listen!!!!!!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!!!! new bass on sunday
ty for your time 👍
ty for your time 👍
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are you telling me a turkey spatched this cock???
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
are you telling me a turkey spatched this cock???
I’m like if a mouse was a knight and also a transgender woman
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m like if a mouse was a knight and also a transgender woman
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gungi except there's an enjoyable spread of treats and snacks. gungi relaxing edition
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
gungi except there's an enjoyable spread of treats and snacks. gungi relaxing edition
I want cheek kisses to be the norm in the US like it kind of is in Europe. This isn’t just me being gay (though that is extremely the case) I just sincerely think getting a cheek kiss from any of my boy friends growing up would have fixed me
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I want cheek kisses to be the norm in the US like it kind of is in Europe. This isn’t just me being gay (though that is extremely the case) I just sincerely think getting a cheek kiss from any of my boy friends growing up would have fixed me
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