Chaotic Rants
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I am desperately trying to think up something witty to put here.
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Ok so i like to listen to audiobooks while I shower, and the audiobook I’m listening to now is Psycho. You see my dilemma
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ok so i like to listen to audiobooks while I shower, and the audiobook I’m listening to now is Psycho. You see my dilemma
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I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
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if you’re gonna call them blinkers instead of indicators when changing lanes, shouldn’t they be winkers
October 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you’re gonna call them blinkers instead of indicators when changing lanes, shouldn’t they be winkers
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Deleted scene from Predator (1987) 😂😂
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Deleted scene from Predator (1987) 😂😂
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Peacock is a terrible name for a boy
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Peacock is a terrible name for a boy
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People just fuck up everything by talking politics.
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People just fuck up everything by talking politics.
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The West Wing is now just the Wing.
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The West Wing is now just the Wing.
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Assume the best, get burned. Assume the worst, get burned.
October 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Assume the best, get burned. Assume the worst, get burned.
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they’re a 10, but their personality is like listening to Americans narrate a soccer game
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
they’re a 10, but their personality is like listening to Americans narrate a soccer game
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The soul-crushing thing of it is knowing that if I went to bed right now and got 9 hours sleep…I’d still be tired tomorrow.
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The soul-crushing thing of it is knowing that if I went to bed right now and got 9 hours sleep…I’d still be tired tomorrow.
I hate typing "raven" into a search bar and getting the old Cleveland football team in purple uniforms.
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hate typing "raven" into a search bar and getting the old Cleveland football team in purple uniforms.
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my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions
I have never been told that I am not funny by someone who has seen me naked.
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I have never been told that I am not funny by someone who has seen me naked.
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The deployment of tear gas throughout the Chicago area is a growing health concern. ICE is deploying tear gas in residential neighborhoods, near children, playgrounds, stores, etc. What are the health implications on our communities?
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The deployment of tear gas throughout the Chicago area is a growing health concern. ICE is deploying tear gas in residential neighborhoods, near children, playgrounds, stores, etc. What are the health implications on our communities?
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Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.
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Can’t spell Uranus without u n us
(Does that make any sense?)
(Does that make any sense?)
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can’t spell Uranus without u n us
(Does that make any sense?)
(Does that make any sense?)
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I am drunk.
Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.
Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am drunk.
Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.
Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.
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i rarely post well but i’m trying
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i rarely post well but i’m trying
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Add me to your Wi$h Li$t 🔥📝
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Add me to your Wi$h Li$t 🔥📝
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Gorgeous, spooky friend from my collection. No date/info.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gorgeous, spooky friend from my collection. No date/info.
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I just got a 3-way
…light bulb
…light bulb
October 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I just got a 3-way
…light bulb
…light bulb
If you posted a question with replies disabled, I just blocked you.
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you posted a question with replies disabled, I just blocked you.
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I’m gonna put my glasses on now, just so everybody’s clear.
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m gonna put my glasses on now, just so everybody’s clear.
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What do you mean the F1 F2 F3 keys don’t stand for Fuck 1 Fuck 2 Fuck 3?
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What do you mean the F1 F2 F3 keys don’t stand for Fuck 1 Fuck 2 Fuck 3?