Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Criminalise bike theft
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Criminalise bike theft
Pinned
I know it is a small thing in the scheme of things, but the thing that grates is that this (gestures expansively) demonstrates that every pious word we have read from Americans about their glorious constitution, free and fearless press, separation of powers, free speech, checks and balances has
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Blind spots around never having been poor absolutely exist, even/especially in well-meaning liberals, but this isn't that: it's psychotic nonsense that nobody who had thought about the topic for more than 20 seconds could believe, no matter how out of touch their personal experience of wealth was
It is incredible — the blind spots you develop when you’ve never, ever been poor.
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Blind spots around never having been poor absolutely exist, even/especially in well-meaning liberals, but this isn't that: it's psychotic nonsense that nobody who had thought about the topic for more than 20 seconds could believe, no matter how out of touch their personal experience of wealth was
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Interspersed with vintage filler music, like Theme from a Summer Place.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Interspersed with vintage filler music, like Theme from a Summer Place.
I think it should be a whole station - bin details read out by a bored sounding posh woman over ambient music
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think it should be a whole station - bin details read out by a bored sounding posh woman over ambient music
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the next day at breakfast he goes 'I stayed up all night reading that book, and - there wasn't anything in it! there's no invasions or zombies or stuff, it's just about two people, and I couldn't put it down.' It was a genuinely transcendent experience for him.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the next day at breakfast he goes 'I stayed up all night reading that book, and - there wasn't anything in it! there's no invasions or zombies or stuff, it's just about two people, and I couldn't put it down.' It was a genuinely transcendent experience for him.
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Really hope that Zarah Sultana keeps a diary, because I really want future historians to be able to answer “what was she thinking, really?” not whatever hindsight nonsense she comes up with later.
Your Party row erupts over hundreds of thousands of pounds in donations
Clash the latest in months of political infighting between the camps of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Really hope that Zarah Sultana keeps a diary, because I really want future historians to be able to answer “what was she thinking, really?” not whatever hindsight nonsense she comes up with later.
For some reason I can't put my finger on, I find nostalgia for "the old Soho" particularly irritating
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For some reason I can't put my finger on, I find nostalgia for "the old Soho" particularly irritating
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NUDE ON THE MOON (1961)
MUBI alg suggestion to follow on from SATAN IN HIGH HEELS, genre = “science-fantasy nudist”
MUBI alg suggestion to follow on from SATAN IN HIGH HEELS, genre = “science-fantasy nudist”
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
NUDE ON THE MOON (1961)
MUBI alg suggestion to follow on from SATAN IN HIGH HEELS, genre = “science-fantasy nudist”
MUBI alg suggestion to follow on from SATAN IN HIGH HEELS, genre = “science-fantasy nudist”
I see we are on "class* which as a member of the underclass (*) I am dubious of - but to me the crucial question is what is the boundary between upper middle class and upper class.
How permeable is it? I see it as the least permeabie boundary
(*) mother was in Broadmoor long before I was born
How permeable is it? I see it as the least permeabie boundary
(*) mother was in Broadmoor long before I was born
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I see we are on "class* which as a member of the underclass (*) I am dubious of - but to me the crucial question is what is the boundary between upper middle class and upper class.
How permeable is it? I see it as the least permeabie boundary
(*) mother was in Broadmoor long before I was born
How permeable is it? I see it as the least permeabie boundary
(*) mother was in Broadmoor long before I was born
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so glad they gave up their leverage all to argue with this kind of honest reasoning!
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
so glad they gave up their leverage all to argue with this kind of honest reasoning!
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I’m sorry, but There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day is a modern invention pushed by card companies. I only observe A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day on the 14th.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m sorry, but There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day is a modern invention pushed by card companies. I only observe A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day on the 14th.
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‘Goodnight Sweetheart’ first aired in 1993. Not saying it caused everything terrible that followed but not not saying that it did.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
‘Goodnight Sweetheart’ first aired in 1993. Not saying it caused everything terrible that followed but not not saying that it did.
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Oh mate. Back away now and close the door and lock it and then throw away the key.
The English class system is impenetrable to the wider world.
I was born in London and have lived here all my life but I am Irish so a category error :)
I recommend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...
The English class system is impenetrable to the wider world.
I was born in London and have lived here all my life but I am Irish so a category error :)
I recommend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...
How to be an Alien - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh mate. Back away now and close the door and lock it and then throw away the key.
The English class system is impenetrable to the wider world.
I was born in London and have lived here all my life but I am Irish so a category error :)
I recommend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...
The English class system is impenetrable to the wider world.
I was born in London and have lived here all my life but I am Irish so a category error :)
I recommend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_...
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It can't be defined but the evidence it's bad for you is piling up, experts warn against enjoying life.
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It can't be defined but the evidence it's bad for you is piling up, experts warn against enjoying life.
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I mean seriously, one of the key roles of civil servants is to protect ministers. Something has gone very badly wrong here.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I mean seriously, one of the key roles of civil servants is to protect ministers. Something has gone very badly wrong here.
The Phantom Menace was the first film I saw pirated over the internet, then projected onto a colleague's living room wall using a work LCD projector. It wasn't the best screening but I don't think I've bothered seeing it since.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Phantom Menace was the first film I saw pirated over the internet, then projected onto a colleague's living room wall using a work LCD projector. It wasn't the best screening but I don't think I've bothered seeing it since.
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POV: you've just woken up and the members of Sorry are staring at you in your bed
BBC Radio 6 Music
New Music Fix Daily
Now Playing
Sorry
Love Posture
New Music Fix Daily
Now Playing
Sorry
Love Posture
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
POV: you've just woken up and the members of Sorry are staring at you in your bed
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Astonishing that the only reason this blithering, drugged-up idiot is so rich is that the American public wanted Tony Stark to be real so badly. "Save us from our problems, genius white male polymath/pseudoscientist!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Astonishing that the only reason this blithering, drugged-up idiot is so rich is that the American public wanted Tony Stark to be real so badly. "Save us from our problems, genius white male polymath/pseudoscientist!"
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There is no more deranged online obsession in this country than the whole “yookay” business - completely confected out of nothing, a vessel for whatever dopey prejudice performative right-wing types fancy, utterly baffling to anyone who regularly goes outside
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There is no more deranged online obsession in this country than the whole “yookay” business - completely confected out of nothing, a vessel for whatever dopey prejudice performative right-wing types fancy, utterly baffling to anyone who regularly goes outside
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I went to see it in a small screen in Banbury where the mood was exhilarated going in and utterly deflated afterwards. And then just because I couldn’t believe it had actually been as bad as it was I went to see it on a massive screen in London.
I saw Phantom Menace in theaters the weekend it came out and that was the first time I considered a movie could truly suck
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I went to see it in a small screen in Banbury where the mood was exhilarated going in and utterly deflated afterwards. And then just because I couldn’t believe it had actually been as bad as it was I went to see it on a massive screen in London.
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I know a Huguenot pub is probably not what I'm imagining, and yet I'd still like to go to what I'm imagining
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I know a Huguenot pub is probably not what I'm imagining, and yet I'd still like to go to what I'm imagining
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We're going to be hearing a lot more of this nonsense aren't we.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We're going to be hearing a lot more of this nonsense aren't we.
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'Huguenot buy another round or not?'
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
'Huguenot buy another round or not?'
What the fuck is a Huguenot pub?
There’s like a single digit number of “Hugenot pubs”, they’re still there and they’re not in Soho lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What the fuck is a Huguenot pub?
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<spaceman . jpeg> never have been
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
<spaceman . jpeg> never have been
