Celestial M Weasel
@celestialweasel.bsky.social
I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Vaporise the BBC
Starmer must go
Destroy the Labour party
Criminalise bike theft
Pinned
I know it is a small thing in the scheme of things, but the thing that grates is that this (gestures expansively) demonstrates that every pious word we have read from Americans about their glorious constitution, free and fearless press, separation of powers, free speech, checks and balances has
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It is slightly irritating that the Guardian uncritically reports his claim that taxpayers are spending "an ever increasing proportion of our national income on out-of-work benefits” without pointing out that it is, in fact, false.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It is slightly irritating that the Guardian uncritically reports his claim that taxpayers are spending "an ever increasing proportion of our national income on out-of-work benefits” without pointing out that it is, in fact, false.
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see I did not recognize her but was, alas, able to deduce from context
If you know who the person with the sign is, you are literally in the top 1% of online human beings. Trying to explain her background to other people, and how she has played a not significant part in modern culture, makes you sound genuinely insane
L M A O
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
see I did not recognize her but was, alas, able to deduce from context
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If you know who the person with the sign is, you are literally in the top 1% of online human beings. Trying to explain her background to other people, and how she has played a not significant part in modern culture, makes you sound genuinely insane
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 AM
If you know who the person with the sign is, you are literally in the top 1% of online human beings. Trying to explain her background to other people, and how she has played a not significant part in modern culture, makes you sound genuinely insane
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fun fact: the big air snowboarding ramp at the winter olympics is only 5° steeper than the cheese rolling hill.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
fun fact: the big air snowboarding ramp at the winter olympics is only 5° steeper than the cheese rolling hill.
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People will tell you we have to pay attention to Dominic Cummings bigoted self pitying ramblings because they think he’s interesting 10% of the time. My 4 year old has a better hit rate than that & 3/4s of his chat is about times tables. Cummings is worthless
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
People will tell you we have to pay attention to Dominic Cummings bigoted self pitying ramblings because they think he’s interesting 10% of the time. My 4 year old has a better hit rate than that & 3/4s of his chat is about times tables. Cummings is worthless
Is this ad a cry for help?
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is this ad a cry for help?
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The FT is, sadly, one of the better newspapers left but they can still apparently have someone covering the Gee Whizz Space Tech Business beat whose head is blissfully untroubled by how physics works, bless their heart
This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The FT is, sadly, one of the better newspapers left but they can still apparently have someone covering the Gee Whizz Space Tech Business beat whose head is blissfully untroubled by how physics works, bless their heart
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LMFAO when people claiming to be in touch with “the working man” don’t know what plumbers and heating engineers are.
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
LMFAO when people claiming to be in touch with “the working man” don’t know what plumbers and heating engineers are.
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It's tough for Starmer, given he needs to diversify his cabinet to survive, but has hitherto worked quite hard to not learn anything about the PLP, relying on his advisors to do a lacklustre job in his behalf, the most trusted of whom no longer work for him (and were giving him bad advice anyway).
Anyway, today's newsletter, etc etc, give it a read. Or don't and just post some weird nonsense about how I am calling for Starmer to be 'redeemed'.
Keir Starmer’s route to recovery
Scottish leader’s blow to PM rallies party, but government needs to make tough choices and rejig agenda
www.ft.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
It's tough for Starmer, given he needs to diversify his cabinet to survive, but has hitherto worked quite hard to not learn anything about the PLP, relying on his advisors to do a lacklustre job in his behalf, the most trusted of whom no longer work for him (and were giving him bad advice anyway).
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There can be no higher praise for the safety of somewhere than confirming you left with all your children.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
There can be no higher praise for the safety of somewhere than confirming you left with all your children.
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‘And it’s a like-for-like replacement, that top window, is it?’
‘Yeah. Course. Well... more or less.’
‘Yeah. Course. Well... more or less.’
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
‘And it’s a like-for-like replacement, that top window, is it?’
‘Yeah. Course. Well... more or less.’
‘Yeah. Course. Well... more or less.’
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@danieltunnard.bsky.social - if there's a a dice variant, you'd tell me, right?
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
@danieltunnard.bsky.social - if there's a a dice variant, you'd tell me, right?
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Absolutely gobsmacking. Just because you see yourselves as sharing a mutual enemy it does not mean you can make friends with fascists.
I'm shocked that it turns out the horseshoe is real.
Genuinely, the actual hell? 'Bristol anti-racists' offering to team up with... the far right. Genuinely am quite surprised they'd be this explicit
Genuinely, the actual hell? 'Bristol anti-racists' offering to team up with... the far right. Genuinely am quite surprised they'd be this explicit
'March against the government instead of marching to hotels'
Your Party and Bristol Anti-Racist Action have addressed Bristol Patriots in an open letter
www.bristol247.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Absolutely gobsmacking. Just because you see yourselves as sharing a mutual enemy it does not mean you can make friends with fascists.
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West Burton's about five miles from my part of Lincolnshire. Towers of the former coal power station (which light up red at night to warn aircraft) are visible from windows of some buildings around here. It closed in 2023 and was the second last one to do so.
West Burton solar farm goes ahead, well done all. Something positive. A success story amid all the snark
More solar farms on the way after record renewables auction
The results have been welcomed by climate and clean energy groups but could face opposition from local communities.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
West Burton's about five miles from my part of Lincolnshire. Towers of the former coal power station (which light up red at night to warn aircraft) are visible from windows of some buildings around here. It closed in 2023 and was the second last one to do so.
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I think it's good to learn any languages, not to shame people for their choice. This shaming of learning a global language very easily trickles down to minoritised and indigenous languages that need the attention and support
February 10, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I think it's good to learn any languages, not to shame people for their choice. This shaming of learning a global language very easily trickles down to minoritised and indigenous languages that need the attention and support
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It's 21 miles away.
Spanish is clearly now the world’s coolest language. So why do we push British children to learn French? | Gary Nunn
Spanish is clearly now the world’s coolest language. So why do we push British children to learn French? | Gary Nunn
As Bad Bunny showed at the Super Bowl, español is the coming thing. No wonder it’s now the top GCSE language choice, says journalist Gary Nunn
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
It's 21 miles away.
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Once again, I am forced to highlight the OUTRAGEOUS INJUSTICE that so far NOT A SINGLE UNIVERSITY has invited me to give a speech about how amazing cats are.
This is FREE SPEECH CRISIS. I am being SILENCED.
I expect a flood of invitations to be arrving imminently.
This is FREE SPEECH CRISIS. I am being SILENCED.
I expect a flood of invitations to be arrving imminently.
This is pretty menacing.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Once again, I am forced to highlight the OUTRAGEOUS INJUSTICE that so far NOT A SINGLE UNIVERSITY has invited me to give a speech about how amazing cats are.
This is FREE SPEECH CRISIS. I am being SILENCED.
I expect a flood of invitations to be arrving imminently.
This is FREE SPEECH CRISIS. I am being SILENCED.
I expect a flood of invitations to be arrving imminently.
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Well, it’s interesting that one of the things that got lost was any ambition to build Cycle Superhighway 5 to Lewisham.
Fewer, better superhighways now seems to wind up as TfL not having plans along their roads, only across them. Which isn’t going to be an acceptable plan.
Fewer, better superhighways now seems to wind up as TfL not having plans along their roads, only across them. Which isn’t going to be an acceptable plan.
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Well, it’s interesting that one of the things that got lost was any ambition to build Cycle Superhighway 5 to Lewisham.
Fewer, better superhighways now seems to wind up as TfL not having plans along their roads, only across them. Which isn’t going to be an acceptable plan.
Fewer, better superhighways now seems to wind up as TfL not having plans along their roads, only across them. Which isn’t going to be an acceptable plan.
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
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as far as I can understand, everyone now cycles and every bicycle company is now bust road.cc/news/frog-bi...
Frog Bikes files to appoint administrators amid "series of significant challenges" - Cycling News | Bike Reviews | road.cc
Frog Bikes has filed an intention to appoint an administrator, the children’s bike brand’s founder stating “all parties are committed to securing a positive outcome for the business, its employees and...
road.cc
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
as far as I can understand, everyone now cycles and every bicycle company is now bust road.cc/news/frog-bi...
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This is the third Labour prime minister in a row the far right have falsely claimed homosexuality about, says a bit more about them than anything else tbh
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
This is the third Labour prime minister in a row the far right have falsely claimed homosexuality about, says a bit more about them than anything else tbh
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Reform banned journalists they dislike from covering their party conference and then Nigel Farage dissembled about it to Congress, so I think we’ve heard quite enough faux free speech bollocks out of them, tbh.
This is pretty menacing.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Reform banned journalists they dislike from covering their party conference and then Nigel Farage dissembled about it to Congress, so I think we’ve heard quite enough faux free speech bollocks out of them, tbh.