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Celestial M Weasel
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I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die

Vaporise the BBC

Starmer must go

Criminalise bike theft
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Timelineomancy. I am imagining the Borzoi is the progressive candidate
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Timelineomancy. I am imagining the Borzoi is the progressive candidate
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
He's come!
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why would anyone driving from Didcot to Cowley Road be passing any of the charging points?
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In this case they never could , it is literally opposite a complex light controlled junction
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Don't want to upset the stakeholders
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It is an extremely weird location to have a shop if you feel you are dependent on car traffic, possibly one of the worst not actually on a pedestrianised road
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We saw this in Bucharest. Obviously we had strayed off the game's scenario and the GM had to improvise quickly
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is a fine bit of timeline juxtaposition - someone cosplaying as poor for #MundaneHalloween @nickkapur.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good Lord!
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Someone else says
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ratio!
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My space-hopper Mr Hoppy is pumped up ready
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Timelineomancy
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"Could look if it isn't value engineered to within an inch of its life and they just put in a bus shelter (if you're lucky)" (Portway Park and Ride station shown for comparison)
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'm not sure anyone would notice (I am exaggerating, it is not that bad a place and not all like this building)
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is on the bus stop that Radley boys would get into Oxford when they are allowed out. I assume the one about exploiting children is to give them hints on how to run their county lines operations successfully to prevent the embarrassment of the second son of Lord Basingstoke getting caught
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM