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Celestial M Weasel
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I shot a man in Waitrose just to watch him die

Vaporise the BBC

Starmer must go

Criminalise bike theft
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The absolute worst thing, both as policy and politics, would be to break the manifesto commitment in a small way, while *also* doing silly revenue raisers:
Rachel Reeves’ Budget must be built to last and avoid harmful minor changes
Labour MPs and voters have no appetite for significant spending cuts
www.ft.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"were you expecting someone shorter?"
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Moffat has a treatment for everything.
eg
Stephen Moffat's The Resistible Rise of Nigel Farage
Maybe they SHOULD let Moffat have a go - he got a go at Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes after all , why not give him number 3 too?
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Or the way MacLeod gets younger in the fire at the start of the otherwise dreadful Highlander 2
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
They should actually show a mortally wounded Bond regenerating with the artron energy effect
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Bond Vs Wombles
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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pfft don't even joke about that. he'll have treatments in a drawer.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Also bagpuss should be M, and professor yaffle Q
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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James Bond Michael Bond
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Just Saying
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
SMERSH should be brought back. The members are all wombles
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM