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cdk.bsky.social
표트르 교포트킨
@cdk.bsky.social
annoying about everything

failed mathematician, failed programmer, soon-to-be failed lawyer 💙💜❤️
see you all in 17 hours
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
freddie freeing these men
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
did Schneider not know you don't have to throw pitches to ibb anymore
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
lmfao game 4 in less than 18 hours lmfao
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
FUCK
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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baseball is the best American sport because it captures the feeling of tenacious not-dying (despite wishing for death) rather the cheap, increasingly manufacturable sensation of feeling alive
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
LET ME SLEEP
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
현수!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
arguing with coworker about the salary cap and after i said something along the lines of labor deserving the value of what it creates, he looked at me and went "you're not even saying that because you're a communist, you're just a fucking dodgers fan"
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
jesus christ nfts were four years ago what
Back when posting was good
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
my kingdom for the plaintiffs bar and regulators that eat him alive. American litigation culture save us
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the actually worst version of this is going to law school
your software engineering career depends on not developing a fascination with opening a farm, carpentry, or living in a camper until you have at least 8 years of experience. if you get the bug early it's joever for you
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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oracle is a legal department which, as a side effect, produces ISO 9000-compliant variations on open source projects. if you buy any of them you will eventually receive a lawsuit threat which will bankrupt your company
People ascribe a lot more competence to Andreesen and Ellison than anyone who has ever dealt with Oracle would
The "Shift to new app" thing makes me think this is more likely to kill TikTok than give Andreesen et all control over zoomer minds.
September 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I legitimately do not understand, like, what is the plan here. Bryan County is not exactly replete with jobs. Do these people expect middle class engineers to risk getting arrested to build the factory for them?
I still cannot get it through my brain this all started because a GOP congressional candidate is trying to win a primary
1/ South Korea's government has announced that it is launching an investigation into human rights abuses said to have been carried out by the United States' ICE agency against South Korean workers deported from Georgia, following further damaging testimony from the deportees. ⬇️
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I think a lot about how Biden refused to get the WTO working again
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the most infuriating thing about american attitudes is the delusion that this hyundai battery plant was an act of generosity by the states. rural georgia is a shit hole! There is no one in the county who could even tell you what voltage is and you expect them to build a battery plant?
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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A source has just given me this photograph depicting Elon Musk stepping out onto the balcony of the SpaceX launch center.
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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People made fun of my “quantitative feminism is the political science wave of the future” prediction, but the international political economy people are getting a real time experiment to see how many billions of dollars getting to grope your secretary is worth to the men who run the global economy.
The entire reason Wall St supported him was LITERALLY M&A lmao
M&A activity plunges to lowest level in 20 years, surpassing even the worst point of the Global Financial Crisis 🚨🚨
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
readers added context:

"Australian" is a calque in multiple southeast asian and east asian languages that means "incredibly racist and unmanageable sex pest tourist"
As an Australian i am continually bowled over by the ongoing racism in US.
Black history month has shown me so much.
May you prosper and carry the light with you.
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I’ve said it before but a lot of people who are very smug about their contempt for “liberals” actually have just mistaken “liberals” for “women.”
Damn yeah I can’t imagine what it was that made you so angry at this
February 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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anyway its an odd silver lining i guess. paved paradise, now parting it out as a loss. eating themselves in a sense
February 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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right! lina khan accomplished nearlyh nothing to reign in Big Tech! i work on issues she regulated and only occasionally looked up from my desk to figure out what it was she was doing.
the wild thing, for me, is that i really do not think the lina khan era of tech regulation was anywhere close to reining in the free-for-all of consumer harm
February 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
going through my internet history so i can accurately log my billables is genuinely one of the most humiliating things. like, why was i googling Faust at 5:30pm on a Tuesday instead of going home
February 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM