표트르 교포트킨
@cdk.bsky.social
annoying about everything
failed mathematician, failed programmer, soon-to-be failed lawyer 💙💜❤️
failed mathematician, failed programmer, soon-to-be failed lawyer 💙💜❤️
the amount of AI slop I have been receiving from in-house counsel and coworkers has made me want to join the butlerian jihad
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?
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![Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreigeefuabd636ruucelhxav3v3p43dezhotggrwlgjgsev2z2ggev4@jpeg)
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
the amount of AI slop I have been receiving from in-house counsel and coworkers has made me want to join the butlerian jihad
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We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough
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"I saw the mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone- everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the word. It has to take it off, just for one second. to do the deed."
December 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
"I saw the mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone- everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the word. It has to take it off, just for one second. to do the deed."
i need a way to mark emails as "partners are doing shitty bits for the next hour to a forced audience, please mute and auto-laugh react"
January 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
i need a way to mark emails as "partners are doing shitty bits for the next hour to a forced audience, please mute and auto-laugh react"
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one million things to do and one of them is codify whatever bivens was supposed to be, give it real teeth, and get rid of qualified immunity
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
one million things to do and one of them is codify whatever bivens was supposed to be, give it real teeth, and get rid of qualified immunity
published in 1994 btw; you morons wouldn't be so tedious if you weren't so confident in being a dumbass
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
published in 1994 btw; you morons wouldn't be so tedious if you weren't so confident in being a dumbass
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a real who's who of Korean liberalism in this photo walking behind Lee Hae-chan's coffin.
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
a real who's who of Korean liberalism in this photo walking behind Lee Hae-chan's coffin.
molon labe motherfuckers
dhs is gonna move to less white cities out of the assumption people wont care as much. would be nice if this country could prove them wrong
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
molon labe motherfuckers
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
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"WHAT ARE WE? A BUNCH OF *WHITE* PEOPLE??"
This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.
The Chun regime that my wife fought against in the 80s did the exact same thing. They needed a "crisis" that "only they could solve" to hoard more ill-gotten power, so they chose one city (Gwangju), declared its inhabitants enemies, sent trucks full of soldiers to violently attack and kill them.
January 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"WHAT ARE WE? A BUNCH OF *WHITE* PEOPLE??"
just called my s/o's plushie by the name of my ex's plushie
lord have mercy
lord have mercy
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
just called my s/o's plushie by the name of my ex's plushie
lord have mercy
lord have mercy
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Rape regime
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Rape regime
if anyone remembers that era of annoying expats making drivel vlogging content about asia, there's a jumpscare in the letters to the editor section lmfao.
unsurprising that one of LLM's defenders admitted that he offloaded the effort of reading (and thinking) to "Chat"
unsurprising that one of LLM's defenders admitted that he offloaded the effort of reading (and thinking) to "Chat"
n+1’s Winter 2026 issue is online now! Featuring new writing by:
+@richardbeck.bsky.social
+Emily Callaci
+@dtortorici.bsky.social
+Karen Tei Yamashita
+Dushko Petrovich Córdova
+Walter Siti (trans. @brianrobmoore.bsky.social) . . . www.nplusonemag.com/magazine/iss...
+@richardbeck.bsky.social
+Emily Callaci
+@dtortorici.bsky.social
+Karen Tei Yamashita
+Dushko Petrovich Córdova
+Walter Siti (trans. @brianrobmoore.bsky.social) . . . www.nplusonemag.com/magazine/iss...
Issue 52
Content filed under the Issue 52 taxonomy.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
if anyone remembers that era of annoying expats making drivel vlogging content about asia, there's a jumpscare in the letters to the editor section lmfao.
unsurprising that one of LLM's defenders admitted that he offloaded the effort of reading (and thinking) to "Chat"
unsurprising that one of LLM's defenders admitted that he offloaded the effort of reading (and thinking) to "Chat"
that dumb takoyaki being allowed to die of old age was one of life's unfair results
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
that dumb takoyaki being allowed to die of old age was one of life's unfair results
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The American government seems mostly non cognizant of this mostly due to how much Lee has smitten trump and the fact that Lee has wisely enabled several deals with the U.S. that on the surface looks like American wins but are instead long term investments by Washington into the Korean economy
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The American government seems mostly non cognizant of this mostly due to how much Lee has smitten trump and the fact that Lee has wisely enabled several deals with the U.S. that on the surface looks like American wins but are instead long term investments by Washington into the Korean economy
i am more american than the perfidious scot-irish of rural ohio, who know nothing of the beauty the country have to offer and have only brains filled with corn
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i am more american than the perfidious scot-irish of rural ohio, who know nothing of the beauty the country have to offer and have only brains filled with corn
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Hell yeah Ken
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Hell yeah Ken
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The only good ICE agent is a dead ICE agent
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The only good ICE agent is a dead ICE agent
thinking about going back to church again (don't yell at me), see a methodist korean church near by with a UMC title (lgbt friendly), mildly surprised and look it up, one of their toplinks is "Regarding the Recent Confusion regarding the 2024 UMC Proclamation and our Disavowal" 🙃
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
thinking about going back to church again (don't yell at me), see a methodist korean church near by with a UMC title (lgbt friendly), mildly surprised and look it up, one of their toplinks is "Regarding the Recent Confusion regarding the 2024 UMC Proclamation and our Disavowal" 🙃
these journalists should be homo sacer along with everyone else involved in this invasion
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
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@semafor.com
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January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
these journalists should be homo sacer along with everyone else involved in this invasion
i hope that every american soldier that steps foot in venezuela is summarily executed. less than dogs.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
i hope that every american soldier that steps foot in venezuela is summarily executed. less than dogs.
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I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
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I wrote about Trump’s ballroom and the right’s quest to remake the symbolic order for @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social nyra.nyc/articles/wre...
Wrecking Ballroom
Trump is tearing down the White House. Good riddance.
nyra.nyc
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I wrote about Trump’s ballroom and the right’s quest to remake the symbolic order for @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social nyra.nyc/articles/wre...
I would have more respect for gamers opinions regarding AI if they weren't universally sending the message that all they care about is cheap slop
god forbid you don't use an army of underpaid devs to crank out bg_texture_23
god forbid you don't use an army of underpaid devs to crank out bg_texture_23
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I would have more respect for gamers opinions regarding AI if they weren't universally sending the message that all they care about is cheap slop
god forbid you don't use an army of underpaid devs to crank out bg_texture_23
god forbid you don't use an army of underpaid devs to crank out bg_texture_23