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Do you ever think about how the most famous and influential anti-imperial resistance literature in Western history is the Book of Revelation?
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Do you ever think about how the most famous and influential anti-imperial resistance literature in Western history is the Book of Revelation?
nearly every weekend i prepare and eat over a dozen deviled eggs. this is not a joke
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
nearly every weekend i prepare and eat over a dozen deviled eggs. this is not a joke
my favorite food? prolly doritos
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
my favorite food? prolly doritos
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
every time i go to the obgyn with my lady wife, i kill time by pretending to steal things from the office drawers (which embarrasses her greatly.) at my second child's birth i filled a latex glove up with water, cut tiny holes in the fingers and pretended to milk it into her bedpan
I love bringing people to their doctor’s office. I have no allegiance to this place. I can steal all the swabs I want. Untethered from all decorum. I am free like an animal.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
every time i go to the obgyn with my lady wife, i kill time by pretending to steal things from the office drawers (which embarrasses her greatly.) at my second child's birth i filled a latex glove up with water, cut tiny holes in the fingers and pretended to milk it into her bedpan
which is exactly why i love it
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
which is exactly why i love it
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It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"gout is stigmata for anglicans," i cry softly to myself while limping piteously toward the bathroom
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"gout is stigmata for anglicans," i cry softly to myself while limping piteously toward the bathroom
the bishop is coming this morning, and as far as they know we've only been letting baptized persons take communion. don't rat on us!
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
the bishop is coming this morning, and as far as they know we've only been letting baptized persons take communion. don't rat on us!
reel big fishers of men?
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
reel big fishers of men?
[song continues]
an-gry at bill a-gain
an-gry at bill a-gain
[to the tune of bob marley's buffalo soldier] hillary clinton
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
[song continues]
an-gry at bill a-gain
an-gry at bill a-gain
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The thing about immigrants, in one phrase, is that they expand the pie, they don't take pie away from you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The thing about immigrants, in one phrase, is that they expand the pie, they don't take pie away from you.
can somebody please tell me what the olivia nutzi thing is about so i don't have to read up myself
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
can somebody please tell me what the olivia nutzi thing is about so i don't have to read up myself
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"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
absolutely top tier ship name. HMS Conflagration...say what you will about the royal navy but they can name the hell out of a ship
14 Nov 1781 // Leaky 8-gun fireship HMS Conflagration flooded unstoppably off Cape Henry, Virginia, and was abandoned. Her wreck was set on fire, thus fulfilling the promise of her name despite her waterlogged state. All her crew were safely taken off by HMS Aeolus. #RoyalNavy #NavalHistory
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
absolutely top tier ship name. HMS Conflagration...say what you will about the royal navy but they can name the hell out of a ship
what's funny is she probably went and told all her friends and family she was the anonymous source
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what's funny is she probably went and told all her friends and family she was the anonymous source
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every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i can’t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i can’t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.
it's criminal that i can't just snap my fingers and receive an arby's double beef and cheddar whenever i would like
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
it's criminal that i can't just snap my fingers and receive an arby's double beef and cheddar whenever i would like
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I'm honestly at the point where Christian clergy should refuse to give the Eucharist to ICE and CBP officers if they are refusing to allow detainees to receive the Holy Sacrament
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm honestly at the point where Christian clergy should refuse to give the Eucharist to ICE and CBP officers if they are refusing to allow detainees to receive the Holy Sacrament
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One trillionaire has the resources to feed every human on earth forever.
And if he won’t, then he has the mass to feed upwards of 20 people for a few months.
And if he won’t, then he has the mass to feed upwards of 20 people for a few months.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
One trillionaire has the resources to feed every human on earth forever.
And if he won’t, then he has the mass to feed upwards of 20 people for a few months.
And if he won’t, then he has the mass to feed upwards of 20 people for a few months.
put a necker knob on my steering wheel in hopes of getting to do more hot necking but all that happened was it smacked into my wrist and now i can't feel my pinky finger
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
put a necker knob on my steering wheel in hopes of getting to do more hot necking but all that happened was it smacked into my wrist and now i can't feel my pinky finger
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When you open the 18mo's diaper genie and the smell hits you.
You die a little inside as the world turns to grayscale.
Barber's Adagio starts playing.
You die a little inside as the world turns to grayscale.
Barber's Adagio starts playing.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
When you open the 18mo's diaper genie and the smell hits you.
You die a little inside as the world turns to grayscale.
Barber's Adagio starts playing.
You die a little inside as the world turns to grayscale.
Barber's Adagio starts playing.