High Church Raccoon⛪️🦝
@pilgrimaltsburg.bsky.social
"Probably some neurodiversity there." - my therapist
Runner, Hiker, Dad, Typo and Poll Enthusiast
Runner, Hiker, Dad, Typo and Poll Enthusiast
Christopher Nolan: I film on Imax. If they made a camera for screens the size of the Vegas sphere, I'd use that. Please, I need larger formats.
Netflix: I mean, ideally you'd stream everything on your smart watch in the bathroom.
Netflix: I mean, ideally you'd stream everything on your smart watch in the bathroom.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Christopher Nolan: I film on Imax. If they made a camera for screens the size of the Vegas sphere, I'd use that. Please, I need larger formats.
Netflix: I mean, ideally you'd stream everything on your smart watch in the bathroom.
Netflix: I mean, ideally you'd stream everything on your smart watch in the bathroom.
I SAID ITS GREAT
WOOF WOOF
TO BE
WOOF WOOF
A GEORGIA BULLDOG
WOOF WOOF
TO BE
WOOF WOOF
A GEORGIA BULLDOG
a mascot with a sausage in his mouth is holding a small white dog
ALT: a mascot with a sausage in his mouth is holding a small white dog
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I SAID ITS GREAT
WOOF WOOF
TO BE
WOOF WOOF
A GEORGIA BULLDOG
WOOF WOOF
TO BE
WOOF WOOF
A GEORGIA BULLDOG
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The Virgin Birth is the true response to "toxic masculinity"
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Virgin Birth is the true response to "toxic masculinity"
I must confess I like the 2yr DO lectionary more in theory than in practice, especially when I have to preach on it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I must confess I like the 2yr DO lectionary more in theory than in practice, especially when I have to preach on it.
I can live with this.
Once again, though, you can really tell who I put on my sleep playlist...
Once again, though, you can really tell who I put on my sleep playlist...
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can live with this.
Once again, though, you can really tell who I put on my sleep playlist...
Once again, though, you can really tell who I put on my sleep playlist...
Muppet Gospel - Who plays John the Baptist, and why is it Statler and Waldorf?
Muppet Christmas Carol
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What’s the best advent movie?
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Muppet Gospel - Who plays John the Baptist, and why is it Statler and Waldorf?
Muppet Christmas Carol
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What’s the best advent movie?
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Muppet Christmas Carol
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What is the message of A Christmas Carol if not "Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand?"
The ax is at the root of the tree, Scrooge.
What if I told you Argentina, the UK, and all earthly principalities were fallen and guilty of grievous sin?
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What if I told you Argentina, the UK, and all earthly principalities were fallen and guilty of grievous sin?
Iran, Russia, and Japan chilling out like Mona Lisa Saperstein
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Iran, Russia, and Japan chilling out like Mona Lisa Saperstein
I named my fists Peter and Paul because, yeah, they're pretty similar despite what people think.
I named my fists Woodward and Bernstein because let’s face it, they’re not much of a threat these days.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I named my fists Peter and Paul because, yeah, they're pretty similar despite what people think.
What?
No, What's the party chair.
What party?
No, Your Party.
I'm not in a party!
I'm Not In was purged and replaced by Who.
Who?
Yes, Who. Who's the secretary.
What secretary?
No, What's the chair of Your Party.
I don't know. Third base.
No, What's the party chair.
What party?
No, Your Party.
I'm not in a party!
I'm Not In was purged and replaced by Who.
Who?
Yes, Who. Who's the secretary.
What secretary?
No, What's the chair of Your Party.
I don't know. Third base.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What?
No, What's the party chair.
What party?
No, Your Party.
I'm not in a party!
I'm Not In was purged and replaced by Who.
Who?
Yes, Who. Who's the secretary.
What secretary?
No, What's the chair of Your Party.
I don't know. Third base.
No, What's the party chair.
What party?
No, Your Party.
I'm not in a party!
I'm Not In was purged and replaced by Who.
Who?
Yes, Who. Who's the secretary.
What secretary?
No, What's the chair of Your Party.
I don't know. Third base.
Didn't have the wreath up yet, so we had a toddler rave for Advent I.
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Didn't have the wreath up yet, so we had a toddler rave for Advent I.
tfw a parishioner says Merry Christmas on Advent II.
Me patiently waiting for someone to silence their 120dB "hello Moto!" ringtone so I can continue with my sermon
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
tfw a parishioner says Merry Christmas on Advent II.
[Stranger Things spoilers]
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Stranger Things spoilers]
[Stranger Things spoilers]
*Army unloading automatic rifles on Demogorgon for five minutes*
*crit fail*
*Nancy Wheeler takes aim with a single shot*
*19*
*rolls intimidation*
*natural 20*
*Army unloading automatic rifles on Demogorgon for five minutes*
*crit fail*
*Nancy Wheeler takes aim with a single shot*
*19*
*rolls intimidation*
*natural 20*
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[Stranger Things spoilers]
*Army unloading automatic rifles on Demogorgon for five minutes*
*crit fail*
*Nancy Wheeler takes aim with a single shot*
*19*
*rolls intimidation*
*natural 20*
*Army unloading automatic rifles on Demogorgon for five minutes*
*crit fail*
*Nancy Wheeler takes aim with a single shot*
*19*
*rolls intimidation*
*natural 20*
Here endeth the lesson.
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Here endeth the lesson.
You say that...
Can the military build the housing, not like the housing stock quality can get worse
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You say that...
Mmm. I love shredded baked turkey, mac & cheese (hold the cheese, butter, and flavor), the world's driest mashed potatoes, and green beans that need a health splash of olive oil.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mmm. I love shredded baked turkey, mac & cheese (hold the cheese, butter, and flavor), the world's driest mashed potatoes, and green beans that need a health splash of olive oil.
I said, 'AND the Son.'
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I said, 'AND the Son.'
Almost. Not yet. Already.
Advent at sunset. I'm ready. 🕯
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Almost. Not yet. Already.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
- moose
- minke whale
- bison
- cottonmouth
- wild horse
- moose
- minke whale
- bison
- cottonmouth
- wild horse
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
- black bear
- red fox
- manatee
- bald eagle
- armadillo
- black bear
- red fox
- manatee
- bald eagle
- armadillo
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
moose
gray whale
red fox
snowy owl
texas coral snake
moose
gray whale
red fox
snowy owl
texas coral snake
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
- moose
- minke whale
- bison
- cottonmouth
- wild horse
- moose
- minke whale
- bison
- cottonmouth
- wild horse
Tell me you're a PK visiting your parents without telling me...
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tell me you're a PK visiting your parents without telling me...
Go Dawgs! Wreck Tech!
(Trying not yo yell this at my sister across the room.)
(Trying not yo yell this at my sister across the room.)
a mascot is dancing in a stadium with the words go dawgs written on the bottom
ALT: a mascot is dancing in a stadium with the words go dawgs written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Go Dawgs! Wreck Tech!
(Trying not yo yell this at my sister across the room.)
(Trying not yo yell this at my sister across the room.)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Tate
2. Superchick & Newsboys
3. Relient K
4. mewithoutYou
5. The Decemberists
(Trace my theological evolution...)
1. Tate
2. Superchick & Newsboys
3. Relient K
4. mewithoutYou
5. The Decemberists
(Trace my theological evolution...)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Tate
2. Superchick & Newsboys
3. Relient K
4. mewithoutYou
5. The Decemberists
(Trace my theological evolution...)
1. Tate
2. Superchick & Newsboys
3. Relient K
4. mewithoutYou
5. The Decemberists
(Trace my theological evolution...)
Broke: Sarum Blue
Woke: Uppsala Blue
Bespoke: Sarum Black
Woke: Uppsala Blue
Bespoke: Sarum Black
Should most congregations feel inferior as they look at those few parishes following Sarum Use for their Advent colors? Of those, those oh-so-corrrect places will using black on the four Sundays of Advent.
(Sarum blue being reserved for Michaelmas, obvi)
(Sarum blue being reserved for Michaelmas, obvi)
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Broke: Sarum Blue
Woke: Uppsala Blue
Bespoke: Sarum Black
Woke: Uppsala Blue
Bespoke: Sarum Black