Cathal Reilly
@cathalreilly.bsky.social
Rocker, Historian, Lifeboatman, Swimmer (bad one), Rewilder, whatever you’re having yourself. Ag cur fúm sa Rinn. The sports team from my area is superior to that from your area.
I had most of this read, half asleep, and ready for a big “FFS”, and then realised it was the Onion.
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I had most of this read, half asleep, and ready for a big “FFS”, and then realised it was the Onion.
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
I hope we beat everyone before us and qualify for the #WorldCup2026. And then I hope we boycott it. Some supporters can’t go because they’re on the Baboon’s no-travel list, other countries ha…..THE US IS BEING RUN BY MURDEROUS FASCISTS, WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEBATE HERE?!?
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I hope we beat everyone before us and qualify for the #WorldCup2026. And then I hope we boycott it. Some supporters can’t go because they’re on the Baboon’s no-travel list, other countries ha…..THE US IS BEING RUN BY MURDEROUS FASCISTS, WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEBATE HERE?!?
Hey @pantibliss.bsky.social , Carsie Blanton is coming to @whelanslive.bsky.social in April
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hey @pantibliss.bsky.social , Carsie Blanton is coming to @whelanslive.bsky.social in April
Make a movie a porn parody:
Two mules for Sister Sara
I’m so sorry
Two mules for Sister Sara
I’m so sorry
Make a movie a porn parody:
One Butthole After Another
One Butthole After Another
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Make a movie a porn parody:
Two mules for Sister Sara
I’m so sorry
Two mules for Sister Sara
I’m so sorry
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I have a “25m Front Crawl” cert I got when 6 that I really think #DonaldTrump deserves more than I do. Might also persuade him to invade Kells or something. Where do I send it, or is he available for a photo? Could get someone from the County Council too I’d say #peaceprize
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I have a “25m Front Crawl” cert I got when 6 that I really think #DonaldTrump deserves more than I do. Might also persuade him to invade Kells or something. Where do I send it, or is he available for a photo? Could get someone from the County Council too I’d say #peaceprize
Brilliant work tonight #TroyParrott
Has another Irishman ever scored a hat-trick against Ajax I wonder? What a smashing season he’s having
Has another Irishman ever scored a hat-trick against Ajax I wonder? What a smashing season he’s having
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Brilliant work tonight #TroyParrott
Has another Irishman ever scored a hat-trick against Ajax I wonder? What a smashing season he’s having
Has another Irishman ever scored a hat-trick against Ajax I wonder? What a smashing season he’s having
After a lot of work by many people over the last years, this is a new Base Camp for those of us working to see a new pool in Dungarvan
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
After a lot of work by many people over the last years, this is a new Base Camp for those of us working to see a new pool in Dungarvan
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An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
Trump. If you vote for him, admire him, “give him the benefit of doubt”, raised money for him, defend him, cheer him, or consider him to be anything other than a worthless, charmless, graceless, classless prick, I want nothing got to do with you. Ever. #RIPRobReiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Trump. If you vote for him, admire him, “give him the benefit of doubt”, raised money for him, defend him, cheer him, or consider him to be anything other than a worthless, charmless, graceless, classless prick, I want nothing got to do with you. Ever. #RIPRobReiner
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Tarantula (holy crap)
Snapping Turtle
Basking shark
Loon
Sowerby’s Beaked Whale
Tarantula (holy crap)
Snapping Turtle
Basking shark
Loon
Sowerby’s Beaked Whale
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Elephant
Beaver
Killer Whale
Crocodile
Polar bear
Elephant
Beaver
Killer Whale
Crocodile
Polar bear
Local lineup:
1. Coyote
2. Fox
3. White-tailed deer
4. Ringtail cat
5. Armadillo
(Honorable mention to the omnipresent OGs: raccoons, opossums, and little floofy butt bunbuns)
Travel lineup:
1. Iguana (both black spiny + green)
2. Alligator
3. Coati
4. Sereque
5. Javelina
1. Coyote
2. Fox
3. White-tailed deer
4. Ringtail cat
5. Armadillo
(Honorable mention to the omnipresent OGs: raccoons, opossums, and little floofy butt bunbuns)
Travel lineup:
1. Iguana (both black spiny + green)
2. Alligator
3. Coati
4. Sereque
5. Javelina
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Tarantula (holy crap)
Snapping Turtle
Basking shark
Loon
Sowerby’s Beaked Whale
Tarantula (holy crap)
Snapping Turtle
Basking shark
Loon
Sowerby’s Beaked Whale
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
AC/DC
Bob Dylan
The Pogues
Doctor John
Therapy?
AC/DC
Bob Dylan
The Pogues
Doctor John
Therapy?
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Kris Kristofferson
David Bowie
Live Aid
Leonard Cohen
Patti Smith
Kris Kristofferson
David Bowie
Live Aid
Leonard Cohen
Patti Smith
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
AC/DC
Bob Dylan
The Pogues
Doctor John
Therapy?
AC/DC
Bob Dylan
The Pogues
Doctor John
Therapy?
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
There’s going to be Civil War there, isn’t there? Again. And for much the same reasons. This could all be avoided if only everyone would do what the white males want, when they want it. Donald is RIGHT! Those woke jewish space lasers are killing all the pets in the Fed (or something)
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There’s going to be Civil War there, isn’t there? Again. And for much the same reasons. This could all be avoided if only everyone would do what the white males want, when they want it. Donald is RIGHT! Those woke jewish space lasers are killing all the pets in the Fed (or something)
I’ll start it #CaddyGate #RyderCup
September 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ll start it #CaddyGate #RyderCup
#TraitorsIrl I don’t give a fuck: Oyin for the Áras. Vanessa as Veep. Ben Aide-de-camp. Kellie for the new Department of Knowing Your Arse From Your Elbow. Off Nick should fuck.
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#TraitorsIrl I don’t give a fuck: Oyin for the Áras. Vanessa as Veep. Ben Aide-de-camp. Kellie for the new Department of Knowing Your Arse From Your Elbow. Off Nick should fuck.