Jaqalope
@jaqalope.bsky.social
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Jaqalope
@jaqalope.bsky.social
· Aug 14
Holding Hands - Jaqalope - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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My first story is up on AO3
It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town
It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!
archiveofourown.org/works/69212421
It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town
It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!
archiveofourown.org/works/69212421
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Trans awareness week which means you need to become aware of me (and also give me money)
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Trans awareness week which means you need to become aware of me (and also give me money)
I am not going to flame out at work
I'm going to mainline coffee until my heart stops
I'm going to mainline coffee until my heart stops
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am not going to flame out at work
I'm going to mainline coffee until my heart stops
I'm going to mainline coffee until my heart stops
I feel like my break time should be reset every time someone comes in to bother me
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I feel like my break time should be reset every time someone comes in to bother me
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I feel I've done my duty as a queer elder by introducing a young sapphic to Xena
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I feel I've done my duty as a queer elder by introducing a young sapphic to Xena
Hey @capcomusa.com, any chance we could get a remaster of Mega Man Legends with modern controls please?
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey @capcomusa.com, any chance we could get a remaster of Mega Man Legends with modern controls please?
Woo! Survived my first day back to work! Gonna be smooth sailing from here!
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Woo! Survived my first day back to work! Gonna be smooth sailing from here!
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Yo they brought back pizza Doritos! It's mixed in with cool ranch but I love cool ranch so win for me!
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yo they brought back pizza Doritos! It's mixed in with cool ranch but I love cool ranch so win for me!
Spent the majority of the last three days in bed and I'm still feeling like ass. So not looking forward to going back into work on Wednesday
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Spent the majority of the last three days in bed and I'm still feeling like ass. So not looking forward to going back into work on Wednesday
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Honestly, and it's so dumb to think this but, I always feel guilty for getting sick (something beyond my control) because I have to rely on help from the people I'm taking care of
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Honestly, and it's so dumb to think this but, I always feel guilty for getting sick (something beyond my control) because I have to rely on help from the people I'm taking care of
The worst part of being sick is not having the energy to help out the people in my life
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The worst part of being sick is not having the energy to help out the people in my life
I really shouldn't have tried to go to work yesterday. I've been in bed for 23 of the last 24 hours and I still feel like ass
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I really shouldn't have tried to go to work yesterday. I've been in bed for 23 of the last 24 hours and I still feel like ass
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Yep, definately got sick from work 😷
Not sure if I'm getting sick of work or getting sick from work
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yep, definately got sick from work 😷
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POV I’m about to set my feral maid girl loose on you
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
POV I’m about to set my feral maid girl loose on you
Not sure if I'm getting sick of work or getting sick from work
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not sure if I'm getting sick of work or getting sick from work
Well, I may be a mess, but I'm out of the house and moving
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well, I may be a mess, but I'm out of the house and moving
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
Closing then opening 😫
Hate having to roll out of bed and hit the ground running
Hate having to roll out of bed and hit the ground running
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Closing then opening 😫
Hate having to roll out of bed and hit the ground running
Hate having to roll out of bed and hit the ground running
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Locktober
No-nut November
Don’t Cum December
Idk if I can wait until Jerk-off January let alone Fucking February!!
No-nut November
Don’t Cum December
Idk if I can wait until Jerk-off January let alone Fucking February!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Locktober
No-nut November
Don’t Cum December
Idk if I can wait until Jerk-off January let alone Fucking February!!
No-nut November
Don’t Cum December
Idk if I can wait until Jerk-off January let alone Fucking February!!
Halfway through my shift and still holding in there!
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Halfway through my shift and still holding in there!
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Hiding "Rude" replies is on by default
which is ✨️FUCKIN INSULTING✨️
Here's how to turn it off:
which is ✨️FUCKIN INSULTING✨️
Here's how to turn it off:
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hiding "Rude" replies is on by default
which is ✨️FUCKIN INSULTING✨️
Here's how to turn it off:
which is ✨️FUCKIN INSULTING✨️
Here's how to turn it off: