Bæddelzebub 😈
@cassiesandwich.bsky.social
I WRITE INTERNET JOKES AND MAKE REFERENCES TO INTERNET JOKES. I'm an author! trans woman, she/her ☭ Ebooks: CassieSandwich.itch.io
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Degenerates by Cassie Sandwich
cassiesandwich.itch.io
Hey! I'm a queer-lit author with a transfem focus, and I dabble in multiple genres - horror, action, romdram. Here's a few of my books!
Degenerates, an urban fantasy horror:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/degenerates
Siren's Cove, a sillier camp-horror tale:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/sirens-cove
Degenerates, an urban fantasy horror:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/degenerates
Siren's Cove, a sillier camp-horror tale:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/sirens-cove
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Kara's mistake is our win! Get Magica Riot Full Bloom early! Read the sequel to one of the best books I've read all year!
SO! Funny story! I really messed up putting the dates into my print distro! And it turns out the print versions launch THIS FRIDAY.
WHOOPSIE DOODLE 😅
So rather than make all of you ebook buyers wait…I'm moving them all up.
MAGICA RIOT FULL BLOOM LAUNCHES THIS WEEKEND*
WHOOPSIE DOODLE 😅
So rather than make all of you ebook buyers wait…I'm moving them all up.
MAGICA RIOT FULL BLOOM LAUNCHES THIS WEEKEND*
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Kara's mistake is our win! Get Magica Riot Full Bloom early! Read the sequel to one of the best books I've read all year!
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Toxic Yuri! Come get your Toxic Yuri!
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Check the Chained Flame, a story about the friendship and love between a dragon and a knight, as well as the poison within their hearts that dooms them.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Check the Chained Flame, a story about the friendship and love between a dragon and a knight, as well as the poison within their hearts that dooms them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Toxic Yuri! Come get your Toxic Yuri!
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Check the Chained Flame, a story about the friendship and love between a dragon and a knight, as well as the poison within their hearts that dooms them.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Check the Chained Flame, a story about the friendship and love between a dragon and a knight, as well as the poison within their hearts that dooms them.
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Looks like the bundle is doing really great! I’m gonna work on recording the Exsanguinated Bliss audiobook starting this week, so let’s see if we can hit our goal!
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
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November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Looks like the bundle is doing really great! I’m gonna work on recording the Exsanguinated Bliss audiobook starting this week, so let’s see if we can hit our goal!
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
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Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
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80% of the way to our third goal of $7k!
Once we hit 100%, I'll release the first chapter of Unlimited Combat Dolls for free, maybe even the first two if I'm feeling nice, I think they're better together :3
Live vicariously through some violent lesbians here:
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Once we hit 100%, I'll release the first chapter of Unlimited Combat Dolls for free, maybe even the first two if I'm feeling nice, I think they're better together :3
Live vicariously through some violent lesbians here:
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
80% of the way to our third goal of $7k!
Once we hit 100%, I'll release the first chapter of Unlimited Combat Dolls for free, maybe even the first two if I'm feeling nice, I think they're better together :3
Live vicariously through some violent lesbians here:
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
Once we hit 100%, I'll release the first chapter of Unlimited Combat Dolls for free, maybe even the first two if I'm feeling nice, I think they're better together :3
Live vicariously through some violent lesbians here:
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
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👇 THIS has totally backfired. I'm not sure which Senator did what now, but it makes me want to see the entire Dem caucus primary'd. I don't trust a single damned one of them
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
👇 THIS has totally backfired. I'm not sure which Senator did what now, but it makes me want to see the entire Dem caucus primary'd. I don't trust a single damned one of them
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
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If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation.
I hate them with my whole heart.
I hate them with my whole heart.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation.
I hate them with my whole heart.
I hate them with my whole heart.
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andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
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Eeyyy! Itch is back up and it turns out we cracked $1K in just three days!
Let's keep that energy going!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Let's keep that energy going!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Eeyyy! Itch is back up and it turns out we cracked $1K in just three days!
Let's keep that energy going!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
Let's keep that energy going!
itch.io/b/3352/trans...
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I have watched as so-called "compromise" positions on transgender people's rights have failed over and over--in statehouses, the Biden White House, and in liberal rhetoric. There is no middle ground acceptable to the politicians, activists, and billionaires obsessed with trans people and our lives.
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have watched as so-called "compromise" positions on transgender people's rights have failed over and over--in statehouses, the Biden White House, and in liberal rhetoric. There is no middle ground acceptable to the politicians, activists, and billionaires obsessed with trans people and our lives.
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We may need to quarantine all ex Susan's Place moderators until we figure out what the fuck is going on with them.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We may need to quarantine all ex Susan's Place moderators until we figure out what the fuck is going on with them.
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Wolffie just got royally screwed over while trying to cross the Canadian border because of the tightening of immigration regulations.
Now, more than ever, if you can help afford new housing and another way out of the US, please do!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...
Now, more than ever, if you can help afford new housing and another way out of the US, please do!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Wolffie just got royally screwed over while trying to cross the Canadian border because of the tightening of immigration regulations.
Now, more than ever, if you can help afford new housing and another way out of the US, please do!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...
Now, more than ever, if you can help afford new housing and another way out of the US, please do!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...
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Proud to say that this bundle contains the most toxic, self-sabotaging, and unwisely catty lesbians that @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social and I could conceive of:
- all of RCBG, in one place
- Patreon-exclusive shenanigans
- And the preview of the upcoming novelization, thrown in for good measure :)
- all of RCBG, in one place
- Patreon-exclusive shenanigans
- And the preview of the upcoming novelization, thrown in for good measure :)
Welcome to Toxic Yuri November! That's not a thing, you say? Well, now it is. Our new bundle is just $15 for TWENTY-FOUR titles, all united by everyone's favorite theme: terrible, no-good, dangerous lesbians.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Proud to say that this bundle contains the most toxic, self-sabotaging, and unwisely catty lesbians that @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social and I could conceive of:
- all of RCBG, in one place
- Patreon-exclusive shenanigans
- And the preview of the upcoming novelization, thrown in for good measure :)
- all of RCBG, in one place
- Patreon-exclusive shenanigans
- And the preview of the upcoming novelization, thrown in for good measure :)
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Welcome to Toxic Yuri November! That's not a thing, you say? Well, now it is. Our new bundle is just $15 for TWENTY-FOUR titles, all united by everyone's favorite theme: terrible, no-good, dangerous lesbians.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Welcome to Toxic Yuri November! That's not a thing, you say? Well, now it is. Our new bundle is just $15 for TWENTY-FOUR titles, all united by everyone's favorite theme: terrible, no-good, dangerous lesbians.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
It's finally here! The return of A Wolf Age! Everyone go check it out~
A Wolf Age returns to active updates!
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's finally here! The return of A Wolf Age! Everyone go check it out~
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A Wolf Age returns to active updates!
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A Wolf Age returns to active updates!
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
Tonight we see Emrys and the squad land int he resort city of Kovalam. Laine and Chanel finally get that coffee after months on deployment and Rico has a request of Emrys.
www.scribblehub.com/series/14048...
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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"Probably turned me into a chaser" joins the pantheon of RCBG feedback I want to blurb but shouldn't
Ranked Competitive Breast Growth was a breath of fresh air that included so much about contemporary queer history in a world that is forgetting that maybe trans women deserve more love than put haters hate. It probably turned me into a chaser. But I am just feeling rejuvenated
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"Probably turned me into a chaser" joins the pantheon of RCBG feedback I want to blurb but shouldn't
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Frankensteins, Grim Reapers, Haunted Armour, and Vampires. If you want some spooky queer stories this Halloween, then I have options for you! ✨🎃🧟♀️💀👻🧛♀️
beedok.itch.io
www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
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www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
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October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Frankensteins, Grim Reapers, Haunted Armour, and Vampires. If you want some spooky queer stories this Halloween, then I have options for you! ✨🎃🧟♀️💀👻🧛♀️
beedok.itch.io
www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
books2read.com/ap/xolebm/Fe...
beedok.itch.io
www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
books2read.com/ap/xolebm/Fe...
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Esther Ghey: "It was just that constant pressure of social media and wanting to get those likes. One of the hardest things was learning about what Brianna was accessing online that was encouraging her to self-harm and develop an eating disorder.”
Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey
Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey
Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Esther Ghey: "It was just that constant pressure of social media and wanting to get those likes. One of the hardest things was learning about what Brianna was accessing online that was encouraging her to self-harm and develop an eating disorder.”
Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey
Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey
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presidential groverhaus
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
presidential groverhaus