James
@cashbonez.bsky.social
I like to type things into bluesky sometimes. My employer wants you to know that my opinions do not represent theirs, which is understandable.
I’m at an aviation museum, watching a guy sneak under the ropes around a 1920s plane engine with vernier calipers, calling out measurements to his friend, who has SolidWorks open on a laptop.
May 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m at an aviation museum, watching a guy sneak under the ropes around a 1920s plane engine with vernier calipers, calling out measurements to his friend, who has SolidWorks open on a laptop.
From what I understand of animal psychology, I reckon 10% of those oil-covered penguins in the dish soap commercials really loved it and went out and covered themselves in oil again.
January 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
From what I understand of animal psychology, I reckon 10% of those oil-covered penguins in the dish soap commercials really loved it and went out and covered themselves in oil again.
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World’s richest man was posting this as he was approaching xmas eve.
December 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
World’s richest man was posting this as he was approaching xmas eve.
My favourite part of the job is chasing the sun across the sky in a chariot, my least favourite part is keeping my Jira board up to date
December 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
My favourite part of the job is chasing the sun across the sky in a chariot, my least favourite part is keeping my Jira board up to date
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my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere
I am capable of thinking about computer programming in almost any conceivable situation
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I am capable of thinking about computer programming in almost any conceivable situation
I am catching the train
November 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I am catching the train
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date: i like a guy with self-confidence
me: he sounds nice
me: he sounds nice
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
date: i like a guy with self-confidence
me: he sounds nice
me: he sounds nice
Debugging Python event loop stuff has me kind of worrying that I’ve squandered the astounding majesty of life, and the only trace I’ll leave on this planet is in the aggregate
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Debugging Python event loop stuff has me kind of worrying that I’ve squandered the astounding majesty of life, and the only trace I’ll leave on this planet is in the aggregate
They Did Surgery on a Grape
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 AM
They Did Surgery on a Grape
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bringing some of this sort of energy around these parts
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
bringing some of this sort of energy around these parts
I took a 12 hour flight with a completely broken entertainment system once but it was before the whole “raw-dogging a flight” thing so I just drank a bunch and listened to podcasts
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I took a 12 hour flight with a completely broken entertainment system once but it was before the whole “raw-dogging a flight” thing so I just drank a bunch and listened to podcasts
Can somebody quickly summarise the evolution of the micro-vibes on here in the past 10 months, I’d like to hit maximum posting potential ASAP
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Can somebody quickly summarise the evolution of the micro-vibes on here in the past 10 months, I’d like to hit maximum posting potential ASAP
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The more lore I learn about the best Star Trek movie ever made the more I love it
January 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The more lore I learn about the best Star Trek movie ever made the more I love it
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Gonna become a “aliens built the pyramids” guy, but for modern buildings. The Australians of the 1970s did not have the technology to build the UTS tower - it must have been extraterrestrials
December 21, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Gonna become a “aliens built the pyramids” guy, but for modern buildings. The Australians of the 1970s did not have the technology to build the UTS tower - it must have been extraterrestrials
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Made this map specifically to piss off Europeans and cause psychic damage
September 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Made this map specifically to piss off Europeans and cause psychic damage
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it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
September 27, 2023 at 8:32 PM
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
A hyperspecific belief that gets stronger as I get older: If you want to archive information/data/whatever the filesystem is an unkillable, fault tolerant and user-error tolerant database. Don’t trust metadata locked up in some program, name your stuff properly and it’ll save you if it comes to that
September 22, 2023 at 1:45 AM
A hyperspecific belief that gets stronger as I get older: If you want to archive information/data/whatever the filesystem is an unkillable, fault tolerant and user-error tolerant database. Don’t trust metadata locked up in some program, name your stuff properly and it’ll save you if it comes to that