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Local op shop had a Wii for $40 so of course o bought, and it came with 2 copies of Wii Cricket and 3 copies of WiiFit
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have a folder in my documents called KYC because one time I had to complete a Know Your Client pack, but every time I see it I can't help but read it as Kill Your Celf
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m reminded of the time I bought a donut from Donut King and it came through on my bank statement as Fat Piggy Ltd 😞
I have just noticed from my bank account that the company name (as opposed to trading name ie the name I know the place by) for my dentist is “Natural Born Fillers.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Being separated by commas must feel so good if you're a variable
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A government that can’t bring itself to tax fossil fuel, big tech or any wealth properly but defunds its critical institutions is not a good government, sorry
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You’re not going to make me care enough to find out who Olivia Nuzzi is
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Plainclothes police officers imply the existence of dripped out police officers
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thinking of getting one of the personalised Christmas ornaments that make it look like I’ve hanged myself
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He looks like shit
Scientists have sequenced the oldest-ever RNA from a 39,000-year-old woolly mammoth named Yuka, whose remains were found frozen on a bluff in northeastern Siberia.

The research opens a new window on past life.
How a frozen mammoth named Yuka is redefining the study of ancient RNA
Scientists sequence the oldest RNA from a 39,000-year-old woolly mammoth.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No aurorae here, but a nice sunset
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Jacinta Allan just Goebbels-posting now
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This girl's childhood Monopoly games had stronger integrity measures than anything ever applied to Nancy Pelosi
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Work laptop must be made to feel pain. No restarts, no shutdowns, ever. It's only through suffering that it will learn.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The people of Goldstein, who kicked Tim Wilson out because the Liberals climate policy was inextricably tied to the Nats, voted him back in just to see this happen immediately
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Must be infuriating to be a Liberal Party member having to constantly fight with the Nationals on pretending to care about climate change when you don’t, while the whole time ‘pretending to care about climate change when you don’t’ is pretty much Labor’s entire schtick at this point
PM Albanese says it’s crazy that after two humiliating election defeats in a row where Labor smashed the Coalition, that the lesson they’ve learned is
“that they need to be more right wing, more sceptical, more in denial about climate change”🔥 #auspol
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just got an email that my Twitter account, which I haven’t posted to in about 3 years, has been locked because of this 2020 tweet
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finally, a Pope showing proper respect for The Matrix Reloaded
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I like to read this not as DoorDash data, but rather the US government selling naming rights to official government reports
Trump admin Press Secretary citing DoorDash on local commerce price levels.

Quite possibly the most cursed ‘economic indicator’ I have ever seen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is like all I do
excuse me??
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Getting worried because I’m five chapters into The Mercy of Gods and so far the astringent count is zero
I could never have written The Expanse books because it never occurs to me to use the word ‘astringent’. That’s the only reason.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM