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Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Screenshot of my email inbox. An email from Kitchen Warehouse with the all caps subject line "IT ALL ENDS TONIGHT!" Still from the Simpsons of the angel skeleton with the words "The end will come at sundown"
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Sculptamold turns out to have a much different texture than I was expecting. Thought it was basically plaster but it’s like working with wet wool
Diorama work in progress scene, a green airplane with broken off wing. Next to it is a sculpted miniature landscape, currently white
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Hold up
Lyrics for the Garbage song When I Grow Up: Lyrics Cut my tongue out I've been caught out Like a giant juggernaut Happy hours Golden showers On a cruise to freak you out
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Wait what?
Screenshot of a Facebook post that says: Hey guys remember when the Shirley Manson T-1000 in Sarah Connor Chronicles turned into a urinal so she could get peed on before she killed that guy? No joke. This happened in the show. Why would a T-1000 do that? Anyway, here are the images. Meme away. It’s accompanied by four stills from the show, demonstrating the animorphs-sequence transformation from urinal to Shirley Manson
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Here’s me playing basketball again. I think I’m doing it wrong
Lo res video still of myself bent double balanced precariously on one leg to keep the ball from going out of court. An opposition player stands next to me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Hunting Yankee is a North Korean first-person shooter game about shooting American soldiers
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I want to play the North Korean Big Lebowski mobile game
Nosotek is a Western-funded North Korean video game studio that has developed mobile games based on Western films like The Big Lebowski and the Men in Black series, which have been published in the West by News Corp.[10][11]
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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And what word are they obscuring here?
Bioengineered meat -- I don't
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Pictured, with the letter I slammed on the ground in blind panic
Photo of a large huntsman on an asphalt driveway next to a yellow envelope
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I'd always assumed that Madame Tussaud was some kind of PT Barnum-esque travelling entertainer, not someone who lived through the French Revolution and almost died at the guillotine
"Tussaud was perceived as a royal sympathiser;[9] in the Reign of Terror she was arrested, along with Joséphine de Beauharnais, and her head was shaved in preparation for her execution by guillotine. She said she was released thanks to Collot d'Herbois' support for Curtius and his household"
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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How do you like it?!
Picture from wikipedia captioned "A wax sculpture of Marie Tussaud displayed at Madame Tussauds London" It shows a wax sculpture of a white woman with thin rimmed glasses, brown eyes and short brown hair. She is wearing a black bonnet with a white lace accent
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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They say that Australia’s anaemic and overly concentrated media landscape means we will never have the capacity to produce impactful journalism but to do this day I can’t use this thing without thinking of Patricia Karvelas
Photo of an immersion blender in a pot of tomato sauce
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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It’s always the ones you least suspect
Photo of a plastic packet INGREDIENT:SOY BEAN Allergy Warning: Contains Soy.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Local op shop had a Wii for $40 so of course o bought, and it came with 2 copies of Wii Cricket and 3 copies of WiiFit
Photo of three copies of WiiFit and two copies of Wii Cricket
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Still from Twin Peaks of The Giant saying 'It is happening again'
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Thinking of getting one of the personalised Christmas ornaments that make it look like I’ve hanged myself
Advertisement for a Christmas ornaments that you make from your own photos. It an ornament of a bald, bearded white guy in a blue shirt. The string from the top of the ornament looks a bit like a hangman’s rope
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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No aurorae here, but a nice sunset
Photo of a sunset with dark purple clouds fading to bright pink. A silhouetted tree line is in the foreground A different angle of the same scene
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Jacinta Allan just Goebbels-posting now
Tweet from Premier Allan: We're removing the rule that jail for children is the 'last resort' - because for violent crimes, it shouldn't be.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This girl's childhood Monopoly games had stronger integrity measures than anything ever applied to Nancy Pelosi
Reddit post: So my girlfriend and I are currently building a monopoly replica in Minecraft to play with some far away friends and she just told me a rule about monopoly she grew up with that baffles me. Apparently In her family, someone was always forced to sit on the sidelines of the game and just be the banker. And I mean JUST the banker. They couldn't play the game because of "conflict of interest" or something. As I child or even now I cannot imagine being told I had to basically spectate a HOURS LONG game like monopoly just because it was my turn to be the banker. Am I crazy? Is this a normal rule? I really want to hear people's inputs on this please
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Just got an email that my Twitter account, which I haven’t posted to in about 3 years, has been locked because of this 2020 tweet
Notification that my Twitter account has been locked for ‘violent speech’ because of a 2020 tweet that says “ Anyway, were it not against Twitter's terms of service, I would really, really, really, really hope that Stephen Miller dies”
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Absolutely need to see what’s going on with the body and limbs behind here
“Photo” advertising an A0 size cutting mat, illustrated by the very large mat purportedly being held by a woman, her feet peeking out the bottom and her hands on the side. The proportions are such that the woman would appear to be about 5ft tall but with an 8ft arm span
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Ok but what has the International Silkworm Genome Consortium done lately?
Wikipedia: The full genome of the domestic silk moth was published in 2008 by the International Silkworm Genome Consortium.
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Who else got that 22mm stroke length and anti-vibe technology?
Ad for a Ryobi reciprocating saw which, among other things, advertises a 22mm Stroke Length and Anti-Vibe technology
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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We need to arrange a Greg hunt
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page of Australian sci-fi author Greg Egan. The accompanying image is a block of text that says: I am the SF writer Greg Egan. There are no photos of me on the web.
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM