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a cat with homophobia in its eyes <3
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is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
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once again, chotiner off the top rope lmaooo
anyway imo the most devastating part isn't even in any of the interview questions and responses
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
once again, chotiner off the top rope lmaooo
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!
October 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!
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I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles
me: (excited to make a Lemley Discovery™️ and learn how Lemley has somehow never heard a Taylor Swift song)
Lemley:
Lemley:
havent been able to stop fucking laughing since a conversation abt this devolved into revealing my music tastes
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
me: (excited to make a Lemley Discovery™️ and learn how Lemley has somehow never heard a Taylor Swift song)
Lemley:
Lemley:
this is so real I’ve had men (men I’m sleeping with!) get extremely weird and avoidant or mock me when I express that I want to fuck them. why r u not ON YOUR KNEES THANKING THE GOOD LORD ABOUT THAT????
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
this is so real I’ve had men (men I’m sleeping with!) get extremely weird and avoidant or mock me when I express that I want to fuck them. why r u not ON YOUR KNEES THANKING THE GOOD LORD ABOUT THAT????
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Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans?
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans?
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
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these worthless assholes
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
these worthless assholes
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me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
When I am in any city: "wow, I love this city!"
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
Jesús Luzardo meet me in the fucking pit
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jesús Luzardo meet me in the fucking pit
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bringing this over
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
bringing this over
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my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, who i was cursing to hell as recently as 9:45pm yesterday, currently have the best record in the National League
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, who i was cursing to hell as recently as 9:45pm yesterday, currently have the best record in the National League
pedro pascal’s sideboob got me chewing on the drywall
May 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
pedro pascal’s sideboob got me chewing on the drywall
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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
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