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@captainfez.bsky.social
I am a barely sentient bean-bag chair.
(He/him/it/you there)
linktr.ee/captainfez
(He/him/it/you there)
linktr.ee/captainfez
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Nicole says that iPhones should blare an alert when It Happens like an amber alert but the alert sound should be the sound of Pac-Man when he dies
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Nicole says that iPhones should blare an alert when It Happens like an amber alert but the alert sound should be the sound of Pac-Man when he dies
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
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Oh, I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT adding “Go suck a Zube” to my vocabulary.
Jan 1933: Zubes ad
«Zubes ease your throat and make you GLOW»
«Zubes ease your throat and make you GLOW»
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Oh, I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT adding “Go suck a Zube” to my vocabulary.
Headline obviously truncates the content (and makes it sound snob-ass) but basically? Yes. It takes work to get into a lot of classical byways, but given a good way in, I think a lot of people would be surprised at the sort of things they might dig.
I mean, I was. And still have much to discover!
I mean, I was. And still have much to discover!
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Headline obviously truncates the content (and makes it sound snob-ass) but basically? Yes. It takes work to get into a lot of classical byways, but given a good way in, I think a lot of people would be surprised at the sort of things they might dig.
I mean, I was. And still have much to discover!
I mean, I was. And still have much to discover!
Finally installed this lowercase sound ecosystem and WOW. Brilliant stuff, creates evolving aural landscapes. If an idiot like me can get Supercollider and Max to run it with no problems, you should have no dramas.
7207211421321.gumroad.com/l/endogen
7207211421321.gumroad.com/l/endogen
Endogen
ENDOGEN \ Modular Lowercase and Drone Synthesis Environment✓ WORKS ON MAC & WINDOWSFull documentation: https://www.peamarte.it/endogen/main.htmlFeatured on Create Digital Music (CDM) article https...
7207211421321.gumroad.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Finally installed this lowercase sound ecosystem and WOW. Brilliant stuff, creates evolving aural landscapes. If an idiot like me can get Supercollider and Max to run it with no problems, you should have no dramas.
7207211421321.gumroad.com/l/endogen
7207211421321.gumroad.com/l/endogen
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LOOK I THINK FOR MY 50TH I SHOULD GET THE FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR TATTOO.
Just entering my "shouting at that lawnmowing kid" era I guess.
Just entering my "shouting at that lawnmowing kid" era I guess.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
LOOK I THINK FOR MY 50TH I SHOULD GET THE FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR TATTOO.
Just entering my "shouting at that lawnmowing kid" era I guess.
Just entering my "shouting at that lawnmowing kid" era I guess.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Every time I pick up my flat white I see the FW written on the side and think "yeah, I fw that" and OH CHRIST I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS.
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Every time I pick up my flat white I see the FW written on the side and think "yeah, I fw that" and OH CHRIST I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS.
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Happy Tenderness Toward Existence Day, oh my fellow warrior-monks.
nationaltoday.com/tenderness-t...
(and h/t @delightmonster.bsky.social for mongering this monstrous delight)
nationaltoday.com/tenderness-t...
(and h/t @delightmonster.bsky.social for mongering this monstrous delight)
Tenderness Toward Existence Day
Open up your hearts and minds; get ready to celebrate and appreciate life.
nationaltoday.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Happy Tenderness Toward Existence Day, oh my fellow warrior-monks.
nationaltoday.com/tenderness-t...
(and h/t @delightmonster.bsky.social for mongering this monstrous delight)
nationaltoday.com/tenderness-t...
(and h/t @delightmonster.bsky.social for mongering this monstrous delight)
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
Yeah, I'll absolutely be seeing this in Feb...
www.theguardian.com/art-gallery-...
www.theguardian.com/art-gallery-...
From fragile bodies to feral packs: Ron Mueck returns to Sydney
Ron Mueck: Encounter is the artist’s most extensive Australian show to date
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Yeah, I'll absolutely be seeing this in Feb...
www.theguardian.com/art-gallery-...
www.theguardian.com/art-gallery-...
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2026 book 9: Stephen Gilbert: Ratman's Notebooks ⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
2026 book 9: Stephen Gilbert: Ratman's Notebooks ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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A period movie but the only difference from today is scenes all end with actors saying stuff like:
• Have you heard of 'Diablo Cody'?
• There's nothing to rent yet featuring Michael Cera in a dramatic role.
• They found her body in the harbor Sunday morning. She never got to see the new film 'Juno'…
• Have you heard of 'Diablo Cody'?
• There's nothing to rent yet featuring Michael Cera in a dramatic role.
• They found her body in the harbor Sunday morning. She never got to see the new film 'Juno'…
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 AM
A period movie but the only difference from today is scenes all end with actors saying stuff like:
• Have you heard of 'Diablo Cody'?
• There's nothing to rent yet featuring Michael Cera in a dramatic role.
• They found her body in the harbor Sunday morning. She never got to see the new film 'Juno'…
• Have you heard of 'Diablo Cody'?
• There's nothing to rent yet featuring Michael Cera in a dramatic role.
• They found her body in the harbor Sunday morning. She never got to see the new film 'Juno'…
Cannot WAIT. www.polygon.com/yakuza-kiwam...
Yakuza Kiwami 3 might be the most meta video game remake yet
Looking back on Kiryu's golden days
www.polygon.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Cannot WAIT. www.polygon.com/yakuza-kiwam...
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clam box, ipswich, massachusetts, 1984
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
clam box, ipswich, massachusetts, 1984
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Fix your hearts or die. Every review I've ever written of one of David Lynch's movies is free and open to the public.
Miss you, old man.
www.patreon.com/posts/40315637
Miss you, old man.
www.patreon.com/posts/40315637
You Love to See It: Mulholland Drive | Gretchen Felker-Martin
Get more from Gretchen Felker-Martin on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Fix your hearts or die. Every review I've ever written of one of David Lynch's movies is free and open to the public.
Miss you, old man.
www.patreon.com/posts/40315637
Miss you, old man.
www.patreon.com/posts/40315637
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The best videos of ICE agents eating shit in the brutal Minneapolis winter
The Best Videos of ICE Busting Their Asses in the Brutal Minneapolis Winter
Watch out for that ice, you fascist clowns.
gizmodo.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The best videos of ICE agents eating shit in the brutal Minneapolis winter
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the most "It's just a banana, Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars" thing ever said by an actual human being
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the most "It's just a banana, Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars" thing ever said by an actual human being
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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2026 book eight: Mona Awad: We Love You, Bunny ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
2026 book eight: Mona Awad: We Love You, Bunny ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Holy shit, looks like VHOLES actually exists.
I mean, I sent the email with the track and everything.
I mean, I sent the email with the track and everything.
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Holy shit, looks like VHOLES actually exists.
I mean, I sent the email with the track and everything.
I mean, I sent the email with the track and everything.