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Luke: grue fodder
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I am a barely sentient bean-bag chair.
(He/him/it/you there)

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2025 book seventy-seven: Olga Ravn: The Wax Child ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An e-reader displaying the book cover for "The Wax Child" by Olga Ravn. The cover features a monochrome illustration of a figure with a blurred face, wearing a dark dress and a headscarf. The background suggests an in-flight setting (but it was really a train).
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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2025 book seventy-six: Alain Robbe-Grillet: A Regicide ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand holds the book "A Regicide" by Alain Robbe-Grillet, featuring a chess piece on the cover. The background shows part of a car interior and the person's foot with a white sneaker and striped socks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Just saw this on Marketplace and what? Oh, no. No!
A collection of books in distress.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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2025 book seventy-five: Bryan Burrough and John Helyar: Barbarians at the Gate: The Fall of RJR Nabisco ⭐️⭐️⭐️
An image of the book cover for "Barbarians at the Gate: The Fall of RJR Nabisco" by Bryan Burrough and John Helyar. The cover features a bold red background with white text and includes a subtitle that indicates it was a New York Times bestseller.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The film poster for WITHIN THE PINES which features a caravan in front of a beardy field recorder dude, which is basically the only type there is. He is looking off in the distance as if the ambiences might be better recorded in another direction and he's probably right, but if he moves now he'll have to set up again so FUCK IT THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH .
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Sure: you died from an uncontrolled pandemic so you don’t get any more time from then on out.
Screenshot of an opinion piece from The Telegraph titled "Give me back my two years lost to Covid lockdowns" by Camilla Tominey, dated 1 day ago.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The poster for the film THE MONKEY featuring the titular creep-ass monkey.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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The poster for the film DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK which has painted versions of Marilyn Monroe and Richard Widmark above the title in yellow, on a black background.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Uh huh.
Image features a close-up of a dandelion seed head against a clear blue sky. It displays a temperature of 8.8°C, feels like 1.3°C, and indicates windy conditions.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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2025 books seventy-three: Han Kang: Greek Lessons ⭐️⭐️⭐️ and seventy-four: Helen Demidenko: The Hand that Signed the Paper ⭐️⭐️
The book GREEK LESSONS written by Han Kang, its cover featuring a blue squared spiral and a woman’s image, is held by a hand. A book titled "The Hand That Signed the Paper" by Helen Demidenko, with details about its literary awards, resting on a textured gray fabric surface.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The poster for BRING HER BACK with a creepy-ass kid with some fucked-up eyes.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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2025 book seventy-two: Max Porter: Lanny ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand is holding the book "Lanny" by Max Porter, featuring a dark cover with the title prominently displayed. The background is a plain, light-colored surface.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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And that's how you title a fuckin' book.
The cover to THE EERIE ADVENTURES OF THE LYCANTHROPE ROBINSON CRUSOE, which is as silly as you imagine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Thanks to someone else’s fuckery I am all three of these at once today.
A frog contemplates the void. A frog in WTF mode. A frog that fucken hates matcha.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Hmmmmm.
Screengrab of an Amazon page listing Micel Houellebecq's SUBMISSION as the number one book in Islamic Rituals & Practice. I suspect this is not the best source for such information, just quietly.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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2025 book seventy-one: James S.A. Corey: Cibola Burn ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand holding a Kindle e-reader displaying the book cover for "Cibola Burn" by James S.A. Corey. The cover features a dark, dramatic design. The background is plain and light-colored.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Look, it was pretty fucking great.
Oasis on stage in Sydney. There are fireworks. Liam is wearing a hat with corks and a tambourine on his head. As you do.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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If this was in a Far Cry or Tropico game you'd tell the writers to cock it down a notch.
An image of a door with terrible faux-gold detailing, and a dodgy printed sign saying THE OVAL OFFICE.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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2025 book seventy: David E. Hoffman: The Dead Hand: The Untold Story of the Cold War Arms Race and its Dangerous Legacy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the cover of an audiobook titled "The Dead Hand" by David E. Hoffman, which explores the Cold War arms race and its implications. It includes an image of a missile launching into the sky against a backdrop of an explosion and smoke.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Gonna tell the kids this was Henry Rollins.
John Irving, little-known lead singer of Black Flag.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Calm the fuck down, Microsoft.
A photo of a Mac menu with a FUCKING HUGE OneDrive icon that looks like a Lovecraftian croissant.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I have this! I have not read it! I gotta do so, then get some more mustachioed Reed action into my life.
This image from the set of Ken Russell's THE DEVILS features the most alarming version of the "we saw you from across the bar and dig your vibe" meme largely because Ken Russell is ABSOLUTEY already eyeing up the cuckchair as we speak.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This photo of sculptor Nobuo Sekine installing his Phase of Nothingness goes hard as hell.
A man stands on a piece of rock, atop a reflective pillar. He looks hard as hell.
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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2025 book sixty-nine: Edgar Kaufman and Ben Raeburn (eds): Frank Lloyd Wright: Writings and Buildings ⭐️⭐️⭐️
A hand holds a book titled "Frank Lloyd Wright: Writings and Buildings," selected by Edgar Kaufmann and Ben Raeburn. The background features plants and an outdoor sign, hinting at a café atmosphere.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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So today I learned this exists.
A memorial manhole cover celebrating the Defeat of the Fatberg.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM