caitmath
@caitmath.bsky.social
chronically ill, childless cat lady
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life is like a box of you’ve got to be kidding me
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
life is like a box of you’ve got to be kidding me
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My theory that most people are simply not very smart continues to pan out daily
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My theory that most people are simply not very smart continues to pan out daily
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my favorite spa treatment is the one where i lie down in the forest and let the moss and mushrooms take me
February 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
my favorite spa treatment is the one where i lie down in the forest and let the moss and mushrooms take me
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it was one of those cold winter nights where the squirrels feral cats and raccoons gathered around the trash fire to sing doo-wop songs with billy joel
February 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
it was one of those cold winter nights where the squirrels feral cats and raccoons gathered around the trash fire to sing doo-wop songs with billy joel
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Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
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As someone on here once said, when the grocery store AND the airport play your fav jams, it's time to incorporate a multivitamin into your routine
January 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As someone on here once said, when the grocery store AND the airport play your fav jams, it's time to incorporate a multivitamin into your routine
My favorite thing about my husband’s new resin printer is that he sings hot to go while washing his minis
January 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My favorite thing about my husband’s new resin printer is that he sings hot to go while washing his minis
I played yarn chicken and ended up one stitch too short 🙃
January 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I played yarn chicken and ended up one stitch too short 🙃
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i wonder if my personalities are friends with each other
January 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i wonder if my personalities are friends with each other
At about the time I told my husband, “all done girl from ipanema,” my cat got up off his lap with a glare and left
January 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At about the time I told my husband, “all done girl from ipanema,” my cat got up off his lap with a glare and left
Pretty sure I just swallowed a stray oat along with my morning handful of pills
January 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pretty sure I just swallowed a stray oat along with my morning handful of pills
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If someone tells you about a website and they start with “doubleya doubleya doubleya” then you do not need to visit that website
January 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If someone tells you about a website and they start with “doubleya doubleya doubleya” then you do not need to visit that website
The most she’s-turning-30-soon thing I’ve done yet is invest in good slippers so my body doesn’t ache from standing
January 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The most she’s-turning-30-soon thing I’ve done yet is invest in good slippers so my body doesn’t ache from standing
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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every account i've ever had anywhere is just me shouting into the void. it's not my fault the void wants to be my friend
December 26, 2024 at 12:46 PM
every account i've ever had anywhere is just me shouting into the void. it's not my fault the void wants to be my friend
Who up smashing they pumpkins?
December 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Who up smashing they pumpkins?
If my cat doesn’t like you, I don’t like you
December 25, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If my cat doesn’t like you, I don’t like you
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be mindful? bro I have been in my head since 2002
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
be mindful? bro I have been in my head since 2002
The real mark of adulthood is when you start to enjoy getting socks for Christmas
December 20, 2024 at 6:38 PM
The real mark of adulthood is when you start to enjoy getting socks for Christmas
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The plural is “dumpsters fire”.
December 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
The plural is “dumpsters fire”.
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*twirls and sings* I can’t afford to be aliiiiiive
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
*twirls and sings* I can’t afford to be aliiiiiive
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Me and my fucking drum, that's who
Who up parumpin they pumpum?
December 19, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Me and my fucking drum, that's who