Alan
@busdad.bsky.social
Teamster, bus nerd, truck driver, Trekkie, FOD
he/him
he/him
I think the part I’m having the hardest time with is the absolute fucking glee from the SEEMINGLY REGULAR people in the comments on any post regarding the Good murder.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I think the part I’m having the hardest time with is the absolute fucking glee from the SEEMINGLY REGULAR people in the comments on any post regarding the Good murder.
I gave my kid his first driving lesson today, RIP me 🪦
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I gave my kid his first driving lesson today, RIP me 🪦
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you've been visited by the crimcram crime ram
December 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
you've been visited by the crimcram crime ram
Another year with no Christmas tree in my house, thank you divorce
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Another year with no Christmas tree in my house, thank you divorce
#TolkeinOutOfContext “Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#TolkeinOutOfContext “Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
@malaiseforever.bsky.social cam, I know it’s a link but please, I saw this and immediately thought of you. btl-blog.com/2025/11/20/u...
Unexpected Mail Surprises: Alan Wagner's Hilarious Creations | Between the Lines Blog
Alan Wagner creates unique and absurd physical mailers that can be sent to friends, combining humor with personal touches. The mail often features bizarre t ...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@malaiseforever.bsky.social cam, I know it’s a link but please, I saw this and immediately thought of you. btl-blog.com/2025/11/20/u...
Man, the baby sleep deprivation hits a lot different in your forties
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Man, the baby sleep deprivation hits a lot different in your forties
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Karma implies the existence of busdad.
April 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Karma implies the existence of busdad.
*listening to phantom of the opera*
E: Dad, what’s phantom of the opera about?
Me, grumpily: it’s about a composer who’s bad at writing musicals
E: Dad, what’s phantom of the opera about?
Me, grumpily: it’s about a composer who’s bad at writing musicals
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
*listening to phantom of the opera*
E: Dad, what’s phantom of the opera about?
Me, grumpily: it’s about a composer who’s bad at writing musicals
E: Dad, what’s phantom of the opera about?
Me, grumpily: it’s about a composer who’s bad at writing musicals
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the password is i_hate_alan
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the password is i_hate_alan
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
E and I were listening to the radio in the car:
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
E and I were listening to the radio in the car:
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
This took me entirely too long to make
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This took me entirely too long to make
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Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Terds
Terds
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Peanus M&Ms
Peanus M&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Terds
Terds
Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience
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Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.
VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change
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Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
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