Alan
@busdad.bsky.social
Teamster, bus nerd, truck driver, Trekkie, FOD
he/him
he/him
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the password is i_hate_alan
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the password is i_hate_alan
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
E and I were listening to the radio in the car:
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
E and I were listening to the radio in the car:
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”
This took me entirely too long to make
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This took me entirely too long to make
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Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Terds
Terds
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Peanus M&Ms
Peanus M&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Terds
Terds
Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience
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Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.
VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change
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Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
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“Oi I’m the Queen innit”
‘Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman’
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Oi I’m the Queen innit”
When everyone is getting raptured but it’s literally Rosh HaShanah
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When everyone is getting raptured but it’s literally Rosh HaShanah
Grateful Dead, Radiators, Phish, any Beethoven symphony or string quartet, Shostakovich, Stravinsky
September 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Grateful Dead, Radiators, Phish, any Beethoven symphony or string quartet, Shostakovich, Stravinsky
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
You talk to your father like that during Truck Driver Appreciation Week?
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You talk to your father like that during Truck Driver Appreciation Week?
So I own a 215 year old house. I’m getting the house painted this year. Painter came out and gave me an estimate. Expensive. Said there was a lot of rot to take care of before he paints. Had a carpenter come out and look at the rot. He did his thing. Expensive.
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So I own a 215 year old house. I’m getting the house painted this year. Painter came out and gave me an estimate. Expensive. Said there was a lot of rot to take care of before he paints. Had a carpenter come out and look at the rot. He did his thing. Expensive.
Today I’m out with the flatbed, delivering and picking up moving cubes. I was on a back road in NH, and some lady stops to ask what I was doing.
Me: “huh?”
Her: “We just don’t know what you’re doing here with your machine.”
Me: “oh. Well, that’s okay.”
Her: 😑
Me: “huh?”
Her: “We just don’t know what you’re doing here with your machine.”
Me: “oh. Well, that’s okay.”
Her: 😑
September 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I’m out with the flatbed, delivering and picking up moving cubes. I was on a back road in NH, and some lady stops to ask what I was doing.
Me: “huh?”
Her: “We just don’t know what you’re doing here with your machine.”
Me: “oh. Well, that’s okay.”
Her: 😑
Me: “huh?”
Her: “We just don’t know what you’re doing here with your machine.”
Me: “oh. Well, that’s okay.”
Her: 😑
The National Truck Driving Championships are in Minneapolis NEXT WEEK! I drive on Thursday; running order is TBA. I’m very excited!
August 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The National Truck Driving Championships are in Minneapolis NEXT WEEK! I drive on Thursday; running order is TBA. I’m very excited!
Did you guys know there are 621,000 bridges in the United States? #truckingfacts #facts
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Did you guys know there are 621,000 bridges in the United States? #truckingfacts #facts
If someone comes up with a way to drink coffee while lying flat in bed, instant billionaire.
July 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If someone comes up with a way to drink coffee while lying flat in bed, instant billionaire.