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I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him
Jesus, fuck off with this pathetic loser shit. Go ahead and cover the Tesla logo with a sticker, but don't pretend that Elon ever didn't fucking suck.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jesus, fuck off with this pathetic loser shit. Go ahead and cover the Tesla logo with a sticker, but don't pretend that Elon ever didn't fucking suck.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Rat
Pigeon
Squirrel
Seagull
Duck
Rat
Pigeon
Squirrel
Seagull
Duck
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild*:
Hyena
Indeterminate Monkey (statistically either a rhesus or a langur, I am not a monkey scholar)
Sea Lion
Peacock
Mountain lion
*all of these were in urban environments because what happens in The Wild is not my business
Hyena
Indeterminate Monkey (statistically either a rhesus or a langur, I am not a monkey scholar)
Sea Lion
Peacock
Mountain lion
*all of these were in urban environments because what happens in The Wild is not my business
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bald eagle
Golden eagle
Red-tailed hawk
White-tailed deer
Bottlenose dolphin
Bald eagle
Golden eagle
Red-tailed hawk
White-tailed deer
Bottlenose dolphin
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Rat
Pigeon
Squirrel
Seagull
Duck
Rat
Pigeon
Squirrel
Seagull
Duck
Fascinating, the difference between the article author's namby-pamby "racially insensitive joke" and the headline writer's straightforward and accurate "racist joke."
Two-time golf champion Fuzzy Zoeller has died at the age of 74. One of golf's most gregarious characters Zoeller's career was tainted by a racially insensitive joke he made about Tiger Woods. n.pr/4p428Ge
Fuzzy Zoeller, golf champion haunted by racist joke about Tiger Woods, dies at 74
Two-time golf champion Fuzzy Zoeller has died at the age of 74. One of golf's most gregarious characters Zoeller's career was tainted by a racially insensitive joke he made about Tiger Woods.
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fascinating, the difference between the article author's namby-pamby "racially insensitive joke" and the headline writer's straightforward and accurate "racist joke."
A slog with the dog in the fog.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A slog with the dog in the fog.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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My wife has a theory.
The Belcher children haven’t aged despite canonically living through eleven Thanksgivings.
Bob is trapped in a one-year time loop, which resets every Thanksgiving.
He’s condemned to re-live the same year over and over until he creates the perfect Thanksgiving.
The Belcher children haven’t aged despite canonically living through eleven Thanksgivings.
Bob is trapped in a one-year time loop, which resets every Thanksgiving.
He’s condemned to re-live the same year over and over until he creates the perfect Thanksgiving.
a cartoon of a man standing next to a turkey in a kitchen
ALT: a cartoon of a man standing next to a turkey in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My wife has a theory.
The Belcher children haven’t aged despite canonically living through eleven Thanksgivings.
Bob is trapped in a one-year time loop, which resets every Thanksgiving.
He’s condemned to re-live the same year over and over until he creates the perfect Thanksgiving.
The Belcher children haven’t aged despite canonically living through eleven Thanksgivings.
Bob is trapped in a one-year time loop, which resets every Thanksgiving.
He’s condemned to re-live the same year over and over until he creates the perfect Thanksgiving.
OMG y'all, this is SO. GOOD.
Apple sharlotka! (cc. @maggiesox.bsky.social, @combledore.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OMG y'all, this is SO. GOOD.
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
Apple sharlotka! (cc. @maggiesox.bsky.social, @combledore.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Apple sharlotka! (cc. @maggiesox.bsky.social, @combledore.bsky.social)
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
I, for one, am thankful that I get to watch Nikola Jokic play basketball, and doubly thankful that I get to do it while he's wearing pickaxes and rainbow skylines.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I, for one, am thankful that I get to watch Nikola Jokic play basketball, and doubly thankful that I get to do it while he's wearing pickaxes and rainbow skylines.
Dude, the Keystone Kid is high as fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dude, the Keystone Kid is high as fuck.
Duck Soup. No matter what else is going on in my life or in the world, no matter how low I'm feeling, the mirror scene, the funniest three minutes ever committed to film, will always make me laugh.
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Duck Soup. No matter what else is going on in my life or in the world, no matter how low I'm feeling, the mirror scene, the funniest three minutes ever committed to film, will always make me laugh.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Biscuits and soup, noooooooo! I've never given you anything but love, how could you betray me so?!
Biscuits and soup, noooooooo! I've never given you anything but love, how could you betray me so?!
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Biscuits and soup, noooooooo! I've never given you anything but love, how could you betray me so?!
Biscuits and soup, noooooooo! I've never given you anything but love, how could you betray me so?!
jesus, usually Bluesky automatically puts an "adult content" label on this kind of filth.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
jesus, usually Bluesky automatically puts an "adult content" label on this kind of filth.
Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire, Charlie Brown?
So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it, Charlie Brown.
Faster Charlie Brown! Kill! Kill!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire, Charlie Brown?
It's really a shame that the photo angle hides Pringles Man's gigantic inflatable testicles.
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It's really a shame that the photo angle hides Pringles Man's gigantic inflatable testicles.
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
There's gotta be some Elizabethan historian out there on the blewskis who can point me towards a good resource on bear baiting! I have a bear baiting joke in a script I'm working on and I want to make sure it makes sense.
Here's an exceptionally weird question that somebody out there might know about: When they did bear baiting in Elizabethan London, did spectators have a rooting interest? Like, were they rooting for the bear to win, or the dogs? And did one side or the other, so to speak, usually or always win?
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There's gotta be some Elizabethan historian out there on the blewskis who can point me towards a good resource on bear baiting! I have a bear baiting joke in a script I'm working on and I want to make sure it makes sense.
Got @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social some instant freeze-dried coffee to use as a fabric dye for a project (she's turning some light tan fabric darker brown). All I could keep thinking was, "We've replaced this four-star restaurant's Rit Dye with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anybody notices!"
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Got @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social some instant freeze-dried coffee to use as a fabric dye for a project (she's turning some light tan fabric darker brown). All I could keep thinking was, "We've replaced this four-star restaurant's Rit Dye with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anybody notices!"
"Oh, nice, they built one of those concrete strips for me to stick the giant ass of my ridiculously large truck out over in the parking lot!" — Driver of Ridiculously Large Truck
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Oh, nice, they built one of those concrete strips for me to stick the giant ass of my ridiculously large truck out over in the parking lot!" — Driver of Ridiculously Large Truck
It's weird how I desperately wish she were the president and also am very, very glad she's not the president all at the same time.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's weird how I desperately wish she were the president and also am very, very glad she's not the president all at the same time.
When you are waiting patiently for somebody to throw but nobody is throwing.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When you are waiting patiently for somebody to throw but nobody is throwing.
A "Don't pet this little shithead, you'll lose your fucking fingers" sign alongside an adorable snoozing moggie is by far my favorite kind of Bodega Cat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A "Don't pet this little shithead, you'll lose your fucking fingers" sign alongside an adorable snoozing moggie is by far my favorite kind of Bodega Cat.