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If I were a billionaire I would build a roller coaster for Shaq
being Normal (looking up personalized plates on the state vehicle registration website to see what information is available about the owners bc I can’t sleep)
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
being Normal (looking up personalized plates on the state vehicle registration website to see what information is available about the owners bc I can’t sleep)
Wormtongue looking out over Saruman’s army, a single tear rolling down his cheek, and he whispers, “fuck.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wormtongue looking out over Saruman’s army, a single tear rolling down his cheek, and he whispers, “fuck.”
my bil accidentally barged in on my mom in the bathroom which was hilarious but ultimately way less embarrassing than the time he didn’t know what a radish was
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my bil accidentally barged in on my mom in the bathroom which was hilarious but ultimately way less embarrassing than the time he didn’t know what a radish was
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
yeah I def read this as Armond White
reading Edmund White’s sex diary which was a Christmas gift and it is extremely funny how many times he’s like “then my best friend Joyce Carol Oates burst in and shouted at me to stop crying”
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
yeah I def read this as Armond White
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
It’s Christmas Eve so I’m readin da Bible
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s Christmas Eve so I’m readin da Bible
In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My sister is obsessed w Pip and he mostly hid under the bed while she was here. She’s so disappointed
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My sister is obsessed w Pip and he mostly hid under the bed while she was here. She’s so disappointed
my family is doing crimcram today
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
my family is doing crimcram today
pip is sitting w my dad, my mom is going to combust w envy
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
pip is sitting w my dad, my mom is going to combust w envy
convenient that Festivus and National Bikini Day were on the same day this year, so you could repurpose your Festivus pole for NBD
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
convenient that Festivus and National Bikini Day were on the same day this year, so you could repurpose your Festivus pole for NBD
I’ve noticed this as well and I gotta say: if we were to get very very lucky this week, please @ me so I can know right away if It Happens
it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve noticed this as well and I gotta say: if we were to get very very lucky this week, please @ me so I can know right away if It Happens
For sail, baby shoes, never worn
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
For sail, baby shoes, never worn
You people are watching movies with Ryan Reynolds and Jimmy Fallon, next is someone going to name drop Fred Armisen
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You people are watching movies with Ryan Reynolds and Jimmy Fallon, next is someone going to name drop Fred Armisen
I finished my crimcram prep on the 21st. All I have left to do is break a rule
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I finished my crimcram prep on the 21st. All I have left to do is break a rule
we got to my parents’ place at 7:30 and a certain kitten has not stopped running around
December 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
we got to my parents’ place at 7:30 and a certain kitten has not stopped running around
Fellas it pass interference to almost pull a guy’s pants down
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fellas it pass interference to almost pull a guy’s pants down
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Maybe Bari Weiss could take up boxing
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Maybe Bari Weiss could take up boxing
Forgot my lunch. Luckily was close enough to home that it was easy to go back and get in a final pee on my home toilet
I’m packed except for the stuff that’s in use until I leave (air purifier, cat fountain, actual cats). I didn’t vacuum or change my sheets but fuckit I’ll do that when I get back
December 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Forgot my lunch. Luckily was close enough to home that it was easy to go back and get in a final pee on my home toilet
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Tomorrow will be 4 seconds longer!!!!!
☀️ Madison, WI Sun Times for Sunday, December 21, 2025 ☀️
❄️ Winter Solstice at 10:03 AM
🌅 Sunrise: 07:24 AM
🌇 Sunset: 04:27 PM
🌆 Morning Civil Twilight: 06:53 AM
🌃 Evening Civil Twilight: 04:58 PM
Length of Day: 9 h 3 m
Length of Visible Light: 10 h 4 m
⬆️ Tomorrow will be 0 m 4 s longer
❄️ Winter Solstice at 10:03 AM
🌅 Sunrise: 07:24 AM
🌇 Sunset: 04:27 PM
🌆 Morning Civil Twilight: 06:53 AM
🌃 Evening Civil Twilight: 04:58 PM
Length of Day: 9 h 3 m
Length of Visible Light: 10 h 4 m
⬆️ Tomorrow will be 0 m 4 s longer
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tomorrow will be 4 seconds longer!!!!!
There’s no way this is from this year, it’s like a foundational tweet
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There’s no way this is from this year, it’s like a foundational tweet