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Adam Selzer
@adamchicago.bsky.social
historian, author, and tour guide. I talk about Bob Dylan, Chicago stuff, old time true crime, and cemetery stories. There's a canon Star Wars character named after me. He/him mysteriouschicago.com , patreon.com/adamchicago
Keeping in mind that 2600 chess would cheat. If you stepped away to make a sandwich it would move the pieces around to its own advantage (which, itself, is basically AI, isn’t it?)
"GenAI is the futu--
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
1857 Chicago jail records presents: Bridget Jones’s Larceny
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Three archive day, and I learned that in 1866 you could slather your skin with French email as part of your beauty routine. Get ready with me!
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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as I learned from our discourse, the responsible thing to do is to mock JD Vance and theorize this guy was his lover
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Well, this is gonna be another archives day. Two of them at least!
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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I've been vocal in saying groups like the ADL are much too quick to label all anti-Zionism as necessarily antisemitism, and I will continue to say so. But if you want to see why many Jews instinctively feel like criticisms of Zionism are antisemitism, look at this. www.i24news.tv/en/news/inte...
'Zionist attack:' Venezuela’s acting gov't blames Israel for Maduro seizure - i24NEWS
Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez asserted that the US operation that led to the arrest of President Nicolás Maduro "seems Zionist"
www.i24news.tv
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Put on the 1st Roberta Flack album. Track 1: “Compared to What”

“The President, he's got his war
Folks don't know just what it's for
Nobody gives us rhyme or reason
Have one doubt, they call it treason
We're chicken-feathers, all without one gut
Tryin' to make it real, compared to what?”

Damn
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Trump Slurs Speech to Make Hegseth Appear Sober
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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OMG - "The Donroe Doctrine" - he has completely f-ing lost it.

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Trump: "All the way back it dated to the Monroe Doctrines. And the Monroe Doctrine is a big deal. But we've superseded it by a lot. By a real lot. They now call it the Donroe Document. I don't know. It's Monroe Doctrine. We sort of forgot about it."
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
One question I can’t quite figure out: WOULD congress have authorized an attack on Venezuela, meaning that it could have easily been done without doing something blatantly illegal and impeachable? My gut says yes but it would only take a couple of dissenters.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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We took some time to rest and recover from everything the feds threw at our city in 2025. Chicago is ready for whatever is next.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
On now!
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Tonight's virtual tour: TREASON! Chicago and the 1864 Insurrection Conspiracy. How a former mayor became the first known person to use the phrase "Hell in a handbasket" www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-to...
Virtual Tour: Treason! Camp Douglas and the 1864 Chicago Insurrection
Exploring Camp Douglas, Chicago's confederate POW camp, and the 1864 plot to free the prisoners and destroy the city.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Still a day to vote for “Chicago’s Serial Husband: The Marriages and Murders of Johann Hoch” for Best New Book by a Chicagoan! chicagoreader.com/best-of-chic...
Arts & Culture Ballot | Best of Chicago 2025 - Chicago Reader
Reader Recommends: ARTS & CULTURE What’s now and what’s next in visual arts, architecture, literature, and more.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Some favorite photos of the year
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Went to do some cemetery vault research and ended up meeting Daniel Burham’a great grandson. May have fanboyed a bit.
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Assistant/pupil to a Chicago-area professor who invents cool vehicles and is working to fend off a Martian invasion while I try to recover the fortune my cousin stole with help from a guy called Hobo Bill. In my job I encounter 20 foot tall Marian monkeys and have many daring escapes. Got it.
I’M A FERAL LIBRARIAN!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS!

(It was almost murderbot, but i fucking Love this)
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I can’t imagine I understood much of “Love and Death” when I stumbled onto it on tv when I was about 8, but I remember thinking it was absolutely hilarious.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Watching the Bears game (for once) while reading a delightful gold rush memoir. This guy didn’t strike gold for a guy writing about him for a cemetery book the memoir IS gold.
December 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So fair and foul a day I have not seen! Beautiful fog at Graceland Cemetery today.
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Okay, fine, I’m listening to Geese.

“There were 100 horses dancing, maybe 124.” Okay, I can get behind those kinds of lyrics.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM