Bob
@bumbledan.bsky.social
Just going to hang out and take things easy. Disregard first sentence. Generally easy to get along with, but interact at your own risk.
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“How to hold the door open for your date without looking like a soy lib beta cuck bitch” by ALPHA LIONHEART MILLIONAIRE
“What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER
“How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB
“What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER
“How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“How to hold the door open for your date without looking like a soy lib beta cuck bitch” by ALPHA LIONHEART MILLIONAIRE
“What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER
“How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB
“What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER
“How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB
Quite possibly the most manliest dog in existence.
My dog Fergus (pictured) is actually 35% timberwolf, 25% dire wolf, 12.5% African painted dog, 10% Siberian Tiger, 10% iron, 10% uppercut, 7% Angus beef, 6% fire, 5% diesel, 5% Jeep, 3% ninja star, 3% numchucks, 1.5% beard and 17% explosions. So that's like 140% manly dog.
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Quite possibly the most manliest dog in existence.
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my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant
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This here, a proud and upsetting member of His Majesty's Royal Navy, is Pollyanna the reindeer.
And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.
And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This here, a proud and upsetting member of His Majesty's Royal Navy, is Pollyanna the reindeer.
And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.
And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social all aboard!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social all aboard!!
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
Erin as Christmas trees, a 🧵
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Erin as Christmas trees, a 🧵
🏆🏆🏆
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🏆🏆🏆
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Guy out here just doing the airplane Etch-a-Sketch.
Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Guy out here just doing the airplane Etch-a-Sketch.
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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This take won't earn me any friends I'm sure but the "big-tent"/"welcome to the resistance" people who insist on redeeming yesterday's villains are an insurmountable liability to any movement bc they lack the emotional resilience needed to understand that not everyone deserves a redemption arc.
You do not in fact gotta hand it to Mitt Binders Full of Women Romney!!!
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This take won't earn me any friends I'm sure but the "big-tent"/"welcome to the resistance" people who insist on redeeming yesterday's villains are an insurmountable liability to any movement bc they lack the emotional resilience needed to understand that not everyone deserves a redemption arc.
This is delightful. More of this in the world would be awesome.
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
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December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is delightful. More of this in the world would be awesome.
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Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, it's worth remembering that fascism relies on us being afraid of the people who seek to impose it.
When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.
When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, it's worth remembering that fascism relies on us being afraid of the people who seek to impose it.
When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.
When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.
Over 1 million followers and she still won't use alt text.
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over 1 million followers and she still won't use alt text.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
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There will absolutely be block parties when Trump dies. Big ones, if he dies in office.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There will absolutely be block parties when Trump dies. Big ones, if he dies in office.
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Agreed. An amazing amount of joy shown in one picture.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Agreed. An amazing amount of joy shown in one picture.
One good push would solve a lot of problems.
Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
One good push would solve a lot of problems.
This is ridiculously adorable and I won't stand for it.
Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
“They know me here”
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is ridiculously adorable and I won't stand for it.