Sprinkles the clown 🇨🇦
@bryntheclown.bsky.social
But not a real clown, that's cruel
Also, don't waste my time with politics
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Also, don't waste my time with politics
Wanna see more clown?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hhi2jg4asi6wr2btcdkgacs/feed/aaahgxdzt3ewm
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I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
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wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
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where do you guys keep the laminator? i’ll make us name tags!! -me, first day in a motorcycle gang
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
where do you guys keep the laminator? i’ll make us name tags!! -me, first day in a motorcycle gang
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I could fund the government in less than a week if there was a swear jar in my car.
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I could fund the government in less than a week if there was a swear jar in my car.
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I found a lost dog whose tag said 905-555-4598. Who would name a dog that?
December 11, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I found a lost dog whose tag said 905-555-4598. Who would name a dog that?
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My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
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My imaginary friend ghosting me when I was 5 is why I have trust issues
December 6, 2024 at 8:00 PM
My imaginary friend ghosting me when I was 5 is why I have trust issues
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If you summon me back from the dead, it better be at a winery.
January 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
If you summon me back from the dead, it better be at a winery.
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Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu
Life Hack: no trick or treaters means more candy for me
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Life Hack: no trick or treaters means more candy for me
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Why did they call it an AI generated picture and not a 'fauxtograph'?
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why did they call it an AI generated picture and not a 'fauxtograph'?
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Whoever is putting sirens in music stop it
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Whoever is putting sirens in music stop it
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i told my cats about what you did and they hissed so good luck
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i told my cats about what you did and they hissed so good luck
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Imagine praying to your Lord Jesus Christ before going to town on some fully loaded nachos
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Imagine praying to your Lord Jesus Christ before going to town on some fully loaded nachos
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I went for a conjugal visit but didn't get conjugated
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I went for a conjugal visit but didn't get conjugated
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When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
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we're gonna need another temp
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
we're gonna need another temp
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the fifth non blonde preferred a more subtle approach
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
the fifth non blonde preferred a more subtle approach
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For what I pay in health insurance, I should get one free MRI of “whatever I want.”
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
For what I pay in health insurance, I should get one free MRI of “whatever I want.”
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"bakery" should be an adjective. Resembling a baker. "That guy is bakery"
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"bakery" should be an adjective. Resembling a baker. "That guy is bakery"
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nobody wants to hear about your problems
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
nobody wants to hear about your problems
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My son and I were listening to Elvis Costello and he asked, "Why is he saying 'my anus true' over and over again?"
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My son and I were listening to Elvis Costello and he asked, "Why is he saying 'my anus true' over and over again?"
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Power will be out for 2 hours while the electric company replaces a pole. How am I supposed to be productive when I can hear myself breathe?
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Power will be out for 2 hours while the electric company replaces a pole. How am I supposed to be productive when I can hear myself breathe?
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Wish for something the fountain will enjoy like maybe a baby duck or direct deposit
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wish for something the fountain will enjoy like maybe a baby duck or direct deposit