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Yup.

I mostly read social media. I keep my opinions to myself. Politics, music, sports, media. That's what I'm into. Please don't feel you need to follow me back, I won't be offended.
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I just saw someone angrily say that 137 million (the total in buyouts owed to fired coaches in the SEC) world "almost pay off the national debt" and man people are just really dumb aren't they
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Gator basketball about to tip off against Merrimack so I expect the refs to go to the Monitor before long
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.

The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(divine.video)
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be,

The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;

If Wednesday has come round again,

'Tis wise to check ESPN;

Yet if it be long weekend time,

Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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wemby is ushering in the return of the stiff. chris dudley-esque dudes about to make two million per foul.
October 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Theo Von: "Will I see you again?"

ESPN's Jess Sims: "I hope not"
October 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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We all know the truth about what happened to Amelia Earhart and now they’re finally gonna admit it.
September 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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"Please release the Amelia Earhart files. I am not a crackpot."
September 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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An economy that is turning towards almost exclusively graft, speculation, fraud and gambling to obtain wealth, which is basically what we currently have, is going to only create more conditions that lead to social isolation and violence.
Skye Valadez is allegedly the name of a trans woman 4chan mistakenly identified as the shooter yesterday. You could bet on her being arrested on websites like polymarket and Kalshi. Unspeakably evil and rotten shit happening in this country
September 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A take: Too Online is a political ideology
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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My hot take is that boob jobs shouldn't be gender affirming care and that we shouldn't gatekeep having a giant, glorious set of tits
September 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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seems like this would be a bad time to have your federal law enforcement agencies all tasked with chasing down brown toddlers
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Yep that’s the only explanation as to why the transition to open fascism was so seamless. We had tirelessly & uncritically built a domestic army that had already spent decades providing us with empirical violent evidence that they hate us so all they needed to do was install the right leader.
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Let’s say it plain: the Supreme Court of the United States endorsed racial profiling today.
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Editor: You get that illustration of the box of Grape Nuts and the gentleman?

Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what.
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The new history books will make no mention of slavery but will have like three chapters on Michael Vick.
September 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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its 2026. the only legal jobs are ICE agent, AI server farm maintenance, and beef tallow renderer
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM