Dril Eulenspiegel
@texaninnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
Turns out that using one platform to facilitate 99% of what goes on on the internet is a mistake, huh? Who would have guessed it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Turns out that using one platform to facilitate 99% of what goes on on the internet is a mistake, huh? Who would have guessed it.
A sequel to This is 40 where Ryan Adams gets caught sexting with Paul Rudd's kid.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A sequel to This is 40 where Ryan Adams gets caught sexting with Paul Rudd's kid.
I have since learned that the butthole picture quote is fake but I still have the same questions
I'm sorry I know this isn't the point but y'all are sending pictures of your buttholes?
I have a lot more questions.
I have a lot more questions.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have since learned that the butthole picture quote is fake but I still have the same questions
I'm sorry I know this isn't the point but y'all are sending pictures of your buttholes?
I have a lot more questions.
I have a lot more questions.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm sorry I know this isn't the point but y'all are sending pictures of your buttholes?
I have a lot more questions.
I have a lot more questions.
Donald Trump welcome to the revolution
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Donald Trump welcome to the revolution
Every time I read the name Nyck Harbor it takes me a second to realize it's a person and not a village on the North Shore of Long Island.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every time I read the name Nyck Harbor it takes me a second to realize it's a person and not a village on the North Shore of Long Island.
Don't be this person. Read the whole thread if you absolutely must comment. Reading one out of context Tweet and then thinking "oh I absolutely must give my opinion on this" is the narcissism of our age.
Also your eyes aren't that nice.
Also your eyes aren't that nice.
Language evolves. Hope this helps!
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Don't be this person. Read the whole thread if you absolutely must comment. Reading one out of context Tweet and then thinking "oh I absolutely must give my opinion on this" is the narcissism of our age.
Also your eyes aren't that nice.
Also your eyes aren't that nice.
The sequence of events that puts five loss Duke into the ACC championship game is not nearly as crazy as I would have guessed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The sequence of events that puts five loss Duke into the ACC championship game is not nearly as crazy as I would have guessed.
Actually I wanna discuss just this - are there any working actors still today that have that auteur feeling? Not just that people see movies just because the actor is in them, but that the actor being in the movie lets you know exactly what kind of movie it's going to be?
People are acting like this is some sort of referendum on Sydney Sweeney herself, but I just don't think people see actors that way like they used to. There's no "auteur" actors - you don't go to see a Sydney Sweeney Movie™ like people did Julia Roberts or Adam Sandler movies.
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Actually I wanna discuss just this - are there any working actors still today that have that auteur feeling? Not just that people see movies just because the actor is in them, but that the actor being in the movie lets you know exactly what kind of movie it's going to be?
I think far far far too much is being read into this movie flopping, by both sides.
“.. Rolling out a little movie — even with a big star — has become very hard,” says a Hollywood talent agent .. “That’s the death of the independent film business that no one is talking about.”
@vulture.com
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www.vulture.com/article/why-...
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think far far far too much is being read into this movie flopping, by both sides.
AESTHETIC IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE AND EVEN IF IT WERE IT WOULDN'T MEAN THE WAY YOU'RE USING IT, PLEASE STOP.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
AESTHETIC IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE AND EVEN IF IT WERE IT WOULDN'T MEAN THE WAY YOU'RE USING IT, PLEASE STOP.
Why in this, the year of our Lord 2025, are we still asking for references?
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why in this, the year of our Lord 2025, are we still asking for references?
I mean, the real answer is "Ole Miss doesn't have a shot in hell at getting a top four seed. Why are you wasting the Court's time with this?"
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I mean, the real answer is "Ole Miss doesn't have a shot in hell at getting a top four seed. Why are you wasting the Court's time with this?"
Two questions here to think about:
1) Does coaching through the SEC championship game, but leaving before the playoffs (or selection ceremony) count as "getting" the team to the playoffs?
2) Does announcing you're leaving equate to leaving if you still coach games after it?
1) Does coaching through the SEC championship game, but leaving before the playoffs (or selection ceremony) count as "getting" the team to the playoffs?
2) Does announcing you're leaving equate to leaving if you still coach games after it?
See this is where we are going to actually have to lawyer out some language, because the bet that is that he would get them a top four seed. If he coaches in all the games that are part of the decision-making process, I would argue that is him getting the seed, even if he's gone for the announcement
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Two questions here to think about:
1) Does coaching through the SEC championship game, but leaving before the playoffs (or selection ceremony) count as "getting" the team to the playoffs?
2) Does announcing you're leaving equate to leaving if you still coach games after it?
1) Does coaching through the SEC championship game, but leaving before the playoffs (or selection ceremony) count as "getting" the team to the playoffs?
2) Does announcing you're leaving equate to leaving if you still coach games after it?
Hey lawyers, I need your arguing caps on for a second.
@applecores.bsky.social and I have a standing bet that Lane Kiffin would get Ole Miss a top-4 bye before he leaves or is fired.
If we get an announcement that he's going to UF after the season BUT he also makes the top four, who wins the bet?
@applecores.bsky.social and I have a standing bet that Lane Kiffin would get Ole Miss a top-4 bye before he leaves or is fired.
If we get an announcement that he's going to UF after the season BUT he also makes the top four, who wins the bet?
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey lawyers, I need your arguing caps on for a second.
@applecores.bsky.social and I have a standing bet that Lane Kiffin would get Ole Miss a top-4 bye before he leaves or is fired.
If we get an announcement that he's going to UF after the season BUT he also makes the top four, who wins the bet?
@applecores.bsky.social and I have a standing bet that Lane Kiffin would get Ole Miss a top-4 bye before he leaves or is fired.
If we get an announcement that he's going to UF after the season BUT he also makes the top four, who wins the bet?
I have to file in housing court, so I called the clerk to find out literally what physical building to go to.
Me: (overly friendly) Hi there. We've lived in the same apartment for 15 years and signed 15 years worth of leases saying that it's rent stabilized. Now our new landlord says it's not.
Me: (overly friendly) Hi there. We've lived in the same apartment for 15 years and signed 15 years worth of leases saying that it's rent stabilized. Now our new landlord says it's not.
It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point to say that our court system is needlessly complicated in order to maintain the status quo and make it difficult for anyone without wealth to protect themselves from people with wealth
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have to file in housing court, so I called the clerk to find out literally what physical building to go to.
Me: (overly friendly) Hi there. We've lived in the same apartment for 15 years and signed 15 years worth of leases saying that it's rent stabilized. Now our new landlord says it's not.
Me: (overly friendly) Hi there. We've lived in the same apartment for 15 years and signed 15 years worth of leases saying that it's rent stabilized. Now our new landlord says it's not.
It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point to say that our court system is needlessly complicated in order to maintain the status quo and make it difficult for anyone without wealth to protect themselves from people with wealth
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point to say that our court system is needlessly complicated in order to maintain the status quo and make it difficult for anyone without wealth to protect themselves from people with wealth
Oh man, this is an obscure '90s Evangelical answer.
Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic all refer to "Antichrist" not "*the* Antichrist". If you ever see a manifesto that talks about Antichrist without the indefinite article, go ahead and turn me in, cause I'm the only one who says it that way.
Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic all refer to "Antichrist" not "*the* Antichrist". If you ever see a manifesto that talks about Antichrist without the indefinite article, go ahead and turn me in, cause I'm the only one who says it that way.
Here's a fun prompt: Which common idiom do you say "wrong" that if written in an anonymous manifesto would have friends and family realize it was you?
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh man, this is an obscure '90s Evangelical answer.
Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic all refer to "Antichrist" not "*the* Antichrist". If you ever see a manifesto that talks about Antichrist without the indefinite article, go ahead and turn me in, cause I'm the only one who says it that way.
Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic all refer to "Antichrist" not "*the* Antichrist". If you ever see a manifesto that talks about Antichrist without the indefinite article, go ahead and turn me in, cause I'm the only one who says it that way.
I have always been a die hard Washington State football fan
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have always been a die hard Washington State football fan
I'm about to say the most incelly thing you've ever heard me say. Straight out of 4chan.
I don't understand why people think Sydney Sweeney is hot.
I don't understand why people think Sydney Sweeney is hot.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm about to say the most incelly thing you've ever heard me say. Straight out of 4chan.
I don't understand why people think Sydney Sweeney is hot.
I don't understand why people think Sydney Sweeney is hot.
I'm going to flip the question a bit for the people here who actually know ball.
For 10 million, you have four downs to go 10 yards. 10 NFL offensive players & you versus an NFL defense. You must touch the ball on every play in some way. What is your strategy to get those 10 yards?
For 10 million, you have four downs to go 10 yards. 10 NFL offensive players & you versus an NFL defense. You must touch the ball on every play in some way. What is your strategy to get those 10 yards?
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm going to flip the question a bit for the people here who actually know ball.
For 10 million, you have four downs to go 10 yards. 10 NFL offensive players & you versus an NFL defense. You must touch the ball on every play in some way. What is your strategy to get those 10 yards?
For 10 million, you have four downs to go 10 yards. 10 NFL offensive players & you versus an NFL defense. You must touch the ball on every play in some way. What is your strategy to get those 10 yards?
We've known he's a pedophile since 2019, but it's crazy to see the actual leaked emails dropping and even crazier how he's crashing out about it. But what do you expect from a guy whose reaction to 9/11 was only about how it would benefit him? Or who was a giant baby about lame jokes about his name?
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We've known he's a pedophile since 2019, but it's crazy to see the actual leaked emails dropping and even crazier how he's crashing out about it. But what do you expect from a guy whose reaction to 9/11 was only about how it would benefit him? Or who was a giant baby about lame jokes about his name?
No you couldn't
If you had 4 tries to run for a first down in the NFL and you win $10 mil …. Would you be able to do it?? (You can choose your offensive line)
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No you couldn't
I was immediately notified by 6 different people when the AP Poll came out, a record only surpassed by the 8 who tagged me when the story dropped about Lea Michele showing Jonathan Groff her vagina.
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was immediately notified by 6 different people when the AP Poll came out, a record only surpassed by the 8 who tagged me when the story dropped about Lea Michele showing Jonathan Groff her vagina.
Just woke up from a nap, anything exciting happening?
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just woke up from a nap, anything exciting happening?