Dril Eulenspiegel
@texaninnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
Remember when Joyce Carol Oates claimed no one in the South can read - a reply to a Tweet about William Faulkner... on the day Jesmyn Ward was shortlisted for the National Book Award? And then tripled down and made it clear she wasn't kidding; she genuinely believed all of Mississippi is illiterate?
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Remember when Joyce Carol Oates claimed no one in the South can read - a reply to a Tweet about William Faulkner... on the day Jesmyn Ward was shortlisted for the National Book Award? And then tripled down and made it clear she wasn't kidding; she genuinely believed all of Mississippi is illiterate?
Joyce Carol Oates still sucks ass.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Joyce Carol Oates still sucks ass.
Everyone yelling about Jalyx Hunt and I didn't know there was a new Star Wars movie
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Everyone yelling about Jalyx Hunt and I didn't know there was a new Star Wars movie
As someone who owns a house, rents an apartment, and is looking to buy a house, all in very different COL areas... I think a lot of people over the age of 40 have no idea what real estate is really like right now if you're middle class.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As someone who owns a house, rents an apartment, and is looking to buy a house, all in very different COL areas... I think a lot of people over the age of 40 have no idea what real estate is really like right now if you're middle class.
Sark to the Giants, DeBoer to Texas, Cignetti to Alabama, Morris to Indiana
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sark to the Giants, DeBoer to Texas, Cignetti to Alabama, Morris to Indiana
Feels appropriate for today
The legend lives on from the Ozarks on down
Of the place that they all call the hogs in
This team, it was said, ran a hurry-up spread
From a coach who was seen as a godsend
Of the place that they all call the hogs in
This team, it was said, ran a hurry-up spread
From a coach who was seen as a godsend
“The Ballad of Bobby Petrino” is one of the least requested karaoke songs.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Feels appropriate for today
If you're looking at "800k over 50 years" vs "450k over 30 years," this is an obvious decision. But that's not the calculus people are doing. They're looking at "1600 payment per month for 50 years and I own this house" vs "1600 rent per month and I own nothing." It makes a lot more sense then.
It’s no way people are stupid enough to agree with a 50 Year Mortgage….
That won’t help housing prices. It’ll make cash flowing a mortgage easier, but it’ll only make housing more expensive.
That won’t help housing prices. It’ll make cash flowing a mortgage easier, but it’ll only make housing more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you're looking at "800k over 50 years" vs "450k over 30 years," this is an obvious decision. But that's not the calculus people are doing. They're looking at "1600 payment per month for 50 years and I own this house" vs "1600 rent per month and I own nothing." It makes a lot more sense then.
If someone gives me millions of dollars to make this movie, I'm hiring Sturgill Simpson to play Toby Keith. That's the funniest thing I can possibly think of.
The Kris Kristofferson-Toby Keith scene would be epic.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If someone gives me millions of dollars to make this movie, I'm hiring Sturgill Simpson to play Toby Keith. That's the funniest thing I can possibly think of.
Can't believe we're doing four interlacing movies about The Beatles, which will inevitably be generic musician biopics, when we could do the same for The Highwaymen and it would be the most fascinating movie experience since Lord of the Rings.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Can't believe we're doing four interlacing movies about The Beatles, which will inevitably be generic musician biopics, when we could do the same for The Highwaymen and it would be the most fascinating movie experience since Lord of the Rings.
Congrats Indiana you're still the second best public music school
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Congrats Indiana you're still the second best public music school
Reposted by Dril Eulenspiegel
*whispers into the air*
…playoff north texas….
…playoff north texas….
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*whispers into the air*
…playoff north texas….
…playoff north texas….
And with that, North Texas controls its own destiny. There is... and I cannot believe I am typing this... a clear path to the playoffs.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
And with that, North Texas controls its own destiny. There is... and I cannot believe I am typing this... a clear path to the playoffs.
New Yorkers absolutely do not get to dunk on this guy. We've all promised someone that we'd go to New Jersey before making up a reason not to.
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
New Yorkers absolutely do not get to dunk on this guy. We've all promised someone that we'd go to New Jersey before making up a reason not to.
A) Quoting a post and then turning off comments for the original poster is shitty. Don't do that. I would much rather reply than QT.
B) If you haven't seen this, good for you for curating your media intake. I've seen a good bit of it.
B) If you haven't seen this, good for you for curating your media intake. I've seen a good bit of it.
i hear more people saying this than actual people doing this, maybe i’m just not plugged in but i don’t see a bunch of libs high fiving this crazy person. maybe there are. i just have not seen it.
I swear to God if certain types of liberal collectively fall for Marjorie Taylor Greene shifting to the middle for personal reasons like they did Dick Cheney, I'm going to turn the Jewish space lasers on myself
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A) Quoting a post and then turning off comments for the original poster is shitty. Don't do that. I would much rather reply than QT.
B) If you haven't seen this, good for you for curating your media intake. I've seen a good bit of it.
B) If you haven't seen this, good for you for curating your media intake. I've seen a good bit of it.
Baby boy, not sure what Tumblr post gave you "puritopian," but you can spend 30 seconds on my feed to see that I am in no way a purity test leftist. But frankly, equating supporting Biden/Harris or even Romney/McCain with supporting fucking MTG proves my point better than I could ever hope to.
JHFC, can you puritopians not recognize something good? Marge defying MAGA is a good thing. Who gives a fuck why she's doing it?
I'm not about to suddenly become a MTG backer. I'd love to see her voted out. But I know her district. That's not going to happen.
But I know a good thing when I see it.
I'm not about to suddenly become a MTG backer. I'd love to see her voted out. But I know her district. That's not going to happen.
But I know a good thing when I see it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Baby boy, not sure what Tumblr post gave you "puritopian," but you can spend 30 seconds on my feed to see that I am in no way a purity test leftist. But frankly, equating supporting Biden/Harris or even Romney/McCain with supporting fucking MTG proves my point better than I could ever hope to.
I swear to God if certain types of liberal collectively fall for Marjorie Taylor Greene shifting to the middle for personal reasons like they did Dick Cheney, I'm going to turn the Jewish space lasers on myself
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I swear to God if certain types of liberal collectively fall for Marjorie Taylor Greene shifting to the middle for personal reasons like they did Dick Cheney, I'm going to turn the Jewish space lasers on myself
The only thing surprising about a 40-something Michigan frat bro making a huge deal about leaving Brooklyn for Jersey after a decade is that it was caused by an election and not a custody battle this time.
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The only thing surprising about a 40-something Michigan frat bro making a huge deal about leaving Brooklyn for Jersey after a decade is that it was caused by an election and not a custody battle this time.
Medusa: oh yeah, baby, do I make you hard?
Me, railing her doggy-style: no that's the whole entire point of doing it this way
Me, railing her doggy-style: no that's the whole entire point of doing it this way
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Medusa: oh yeah, baby, do I make you hard?
Me, railing her doggy-style: no that's the whole entire point of doing it this way
Me, railing her doggy-style: no that's the whole entire point of doing it this way
I am usually fully on board with "why should I change, he's the one that sucks" but Mobile you should really rethink this one...
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am usually fully on board with "why should I change, he's the one that sucks" but Mobile you should really rethink this one...
This is sold out at every bodega in Astoria, no joke. People are framing it.
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is sold out at every bodega in Astoria, no joke. People are framing it.
Read this and yelled "holy shit" out loud in the ATL airport. A woman at the bar insisted I tell her why, and I eyeballed her and decided I didn't want to go into it, so I said "oh it's just a college football coaching rumor," to which she responded she's head of brand for A&M and needs to know.
Chief Justice Roberts is out. Says the major questions doctrine pretty clearly applies here; the tariffs simply can't survive that. Looks like five pretty clear votes against Trump.
And we STILL haven't gotten to Gorsuch...
And we STILL haven't gotten to Gorsuch...
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Read this and yelled "holy shit" out loud in the ATL airport. A woman at the bar insisted I tell her why, and I eyeballed her and decided I didn't want to go into it, so I said "oh it's just a college football coaching rumor," to which she responded she's head of brand for A&M and needs to know.
If you've ever planned a rehearsal dinner in Tuscaloosa Alabama you are intimately familiar with this font.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you've ever planned a rehearsal dinner in Tuscaloosa Alabama you are intimately familiar with this font.
"greatest city in the world" being run by a Pitt fan smdh
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"greatest city in the world" being run by a Pitt fan smdh
As always, I mourn the child Dick Cheney was, not the man he became
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
As always, I mourn the child Dick Cheney was, not the man he became
In which I am compared to Shania Twain:
Winning the Wife Swap
Your husband cheated on you with another woman? Consider Shania Twain–ing: getting with her ex.
www.thecut.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In which I am compared to Shania Twain: