Brenton Mincemoyer
@brentonsmince.bsky.social
Social Media Scroller, Penn State grad, fan of Penn State football, F1, pets, plants, and that's about it
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
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Well now, don’t you go doing METH
You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH
Not gonna be able to play MACBETH
Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH
Not gonna be able to play MACBETH
Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well now, don’t you go doing METH
You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH
Not gonna be able to play MACBETH
Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH
Not gonna be able to play MACBETH
Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Just a week away from that glorious "post Thanksgiving meal nap" with the football games on in the background!
Turkeys really get victim blamed during Thanksgiving. We eat the motherfucker and then blame being tired on a chemical in their meat. Instead of the fact that we just ate a plate that’s just a meat +12
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just a week away from that glorious "post Thanksgiving meal nap" with the football games on in the background!
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Turkeys really get victim blamed during Thanksgiving. We eat the motherfucker and then blame being tired on a chemical in their meat. Instead of the fact that we just ate a plate that’s just a meat +12
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Turkeys really get victim blamed during Thanksgiving. We eat the motherfucker and then blame being tired on a chemical in their meat. Instead of the fact that we just ate a plate that’s just a meat +12
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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He's just delightful!
How many clothespins can Jordan Davis put on his teammates without them noticing #shorts
YouTube video by Philadelphia Eagles
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November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He's just delightful!
Well isn't that the cutest little thing!!
Ian Eagle and J.J. Watt react to Josh Allen and Gabe Davis getting their helmets stuck together...
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Well isn't that the cutest little thing!!
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
It's just so beautiful!!!!
Terry Smith was carried around by players and yes, the Land Grant Trophy is staying in State College.
Gut reactions, coaching search updates all in here: insidethelions.substack.com/p/back-to-th...
Gut reactions, coaching search updates all in here: insidethelions.substack.com/p/back-to-th...
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's just so beautiful!!!!
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Love this dude. Happy for him.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Love this dude. Happy for him.
WE WON A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
WE WON A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!
He's telling him about his love for calzones
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He's telling him about his love for calzones
This will be stuck in my head for a LONG time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This will be stuck in my head for a LONG time.
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First Clinton, now this? Good for him
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
First Clinton, now this? Good for him
I do not closely follow basketball AT ALL other than what makes it to my feed, but HOLY SHIT WEMBY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I do not closely follow basketball AT ALL other than what makes it to my feed, but HOLY SHIT WEMBY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED!!
By "polyworking" do you really just mean "having to work a second job just to get by"?!?!? Not everything needs a cute trendy name!
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
By "polyworking" do you really just mean "having to work a second job just to get by"?!?!? Not everything needs a cute trendy name!
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bari Weiss is putting Dave Portnoy on the CBS Sunday Morning Shows and not focusing on his history of sexual misconduct
As a previous PA resident until a month ago, I legitimately laughed out loud at the last one.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
As a previous PA resident until a month ago, I legitimately laughed out loud at the last one.