@branchedlogic.bsky.social
Aggie. Catholic. Husband. Father. Social Media Refugee.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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Correct take.
I saw someone on my timeline shaming someone else for posting about college football in a time like this.
Folks, if we're going to survive a time like this, we're going to need to avoid burning out from an attitude of 24/7 vigilance and constant outrage.
Let people find joy where they can, please.
Folks, if we're going to survive a time like this, we're going to need to avoid burning out from an attitude of 24/7 vigilance and constant outrage.
Let people find joy where they can, please.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Correct take.
The Louvre heist is valued at at least 100 stuck big boats. It is priceless comedy.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can I make an anonymous donation to #Canada to keep running the Reagan ad? If a foreign country has to be the one to tell the truth then I’ll support it.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Can I make an anonymous donation to #Canada to keep running the Reagan ad? If a foreign country has to be the one to tell the truth then I’ll support it.
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If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
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you see kids an AWS node went down somewhere in Missouri and that's why i can't put your bedroom light on
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
you see kids an AWS node went down somewhere in Missouri and that's why i can't put your bedroom light on
@stephstradley.bsky.social welcome back. Because this is the only platform I’m following you on I’m one of those folks who missed engaging with you. Hope all is well!!
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@stephstradley.bsky.social welcome back. Because this is the only platform I’m following you on I’m one of those folks who missed engaging with you. Hope all is well!!
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Kuykendahl.
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kuykendahl.
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It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.
There are two types of dog owners in this world. Those who feed the dog their eye boogers and those who don’t. And when you feed eye boogers to a dog in front of an owner who doesn’t it makes for a fun conversation.
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There are two types of dog owners in this world. Those who feed the dog their eye boogers and those who don’t. And when you feed eye boogers to a dog in front of an owner who doesn’t it makes for a fun conversation.
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Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
n.pr
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
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(unions inventing sunday evening) we need a dedicated time to worry about the workweek
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
(unions inventing sunday evening) we need a dedicated time to worry about the workweek
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*dismissive wanking motion @ Nick Caley*
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*dismissive wanking motion @ Nick Caley*
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A new @evilmopacatx.bsky.social phone app is promising to make sense of MoPac's unpredictable toll lanes by showing drivers how much each minute of time saved will actually cost.
Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane."
www.kut.org/transportati...
Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane."
www.kut.org/transportati...
September 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A new @evilmopacatx.bsky.social phone app is promising to make sense of MoPac's unpredictable toll lanes by showing drivers how much each minute of time saved will actually cost.
Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane."
www.kut.org/transportati...
Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane."
www.kut.org/transportati...
This is the news I’m here for these days
i got a new toothbrush
September 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is the news I’m here for these days
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Maybe the equipment simply should not be available.
"You've got a scope, a good rifle, you don't have to have any great talent," Jim Cavanaugh, a retired ATF agent, said. "The equipment gives you the advantage."
Multiple experts said the weaponry available today would allow someone with even limited firearms experience to pull off such a hit, making incidents like this exceedingly difficult to prevent.
September 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe the equipment simply should not be available.
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if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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When your primary product is a Large Language Model and these are the best release notes you can muster:
September 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When your primary product is a Large Language Model and these are the best release notes you can muster:
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Love this FanDuel graphic regarding the RedZone commercial breaks. I’m going to use it out of context so much.
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Love this FanDuel graphic regarding the RedZone commercial breaks. I’m going to use it out of context so much.
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we’re trying a version of Monday morning quarterbacking for Texas football fans and those who just want to know enough to hold a conversation about C.J. Stroud (its me).
please let us know how we did: thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/08/h...
please let us know how we did: thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/08/h...
Texas’ NFL Prospects Are Still As Messy As a Tailgate After Last Call
The Texans lost to the Rams as C.J. Stroud was unsettled. The Cowboys’ loss to the Eagles was eclipsed by the spit heard round the world.
thebarbedwire.com
September 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
we’re trying a version of Monday morning quarterbacking for Texas football fans and those who just want to know enough to hold a conversation about C.J. Stroud (its me).
please let us know how we did: thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/08/h...
please let us know how we did: thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/08/h...
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And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
<Sighs in exasperation>
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
<Sighs in exasperation>
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