@branchedlogic.bsky.social
Aggie. Catholic. Husband. Father. Social Media Refugee.
I recently rewatched Captain America: Civil War and I can’t help but think someone needs to show Stephen Miller that Bucky Barnes killed his parents and Donald Trump knew about it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I recently rewatched Captain America: Civil War and I can’t help but think someone needs to show Stephen Miller that Bucky Barnes killed his parents and Donald Trump knew about it.
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Let’s talk about the 4 P’s
Wrap your elderly
Bring in your pipes
Cover your pets
Check on your plants.
Wrap your elderly
Bring in your pipes
Cover your pets
Check on your plants.
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Let’s talk about the 4 P’s
Wrap your elderly
Bring in your pipes
Cover your pets
Check on your plants.
Wrap your elderly
Bring in your pipes
Cover your pets
Check on your plants.
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Air Force One is experiencing mechanical issues and now Leonardo DiCaprio is going to incept the President into becoming communist
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Air Force One is experiencing mechanical issues and now Leonardo DiCaprio is going to incept the President into becoming communist
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Donald Trump should have to do a cognitive test in order to unlock his phone
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Donald Trump should have to do a cognitive test in order to unlock his phone
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A&M and the Texans both having 11 game win streaks, both failing to get to the conference title game. This season kind of went after me personally.
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
A&M and the Texans both having 11 game win streaks, both failing to get to the conference title game. This season kind of went after me personally.
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the fact that they haven't cussed out or tried to fight anyone on their own offense coming off the field is an amazing display of restraint.
The mental fortitude the Houston defense plays with is so impressive man. Offense keeps puking all over itself and they keep showing up and making plays.
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
the fact that they haven't cussed out or tried to fight anyone on their own offense coming off the field is an amazing display of restraint.
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DeMeco, please avenge these troubled souls today. 🙏
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
DeMeco, please avenge these troubled souls today. 🙏
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never seen this before and absolutely dying
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
never seen this before and absolutely dying
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Mubashir and his family came to the United States as refugees from Ethiopia when he was a child, and they all became naturalized citizens in 2019.
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Mubashir and his family came to the United States as refugees from Ethiopia when he was a child, and they all became naturalized citizens in 2019.
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
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Being required to present proof of citizenship to someone not required to present proof they're actually law enforcement is one hell of a dichotomy
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Being required to present proof of citizenship to someone not required to present proof they're actually law enforcement is one hell of a dichotomy
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Texans keys for the game this Sunday:
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Texans keys for the game this Sunday:
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Baseball needs both a salary cap and a salary floor IMO, as someone who knows basic economics and not a lot of MLB business nuance and has had enough of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Baseball needs both a salary cap and a salary floor IMO, as someone who knows basic economics and not a lot of MLB business nuance and has had enough of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
Last time I saw them use a “formula” it resulted in tariffs on penguins. But maybe AI has improved since then.
Today Trump said he's devising a "formula" to divide Venezuela's oil revenues between the US, oil companies, and Venezuela.
Analysts have been calling this hyperbole, but the administration continues to say it will literally control Venezuela's money.
Analysts have been calling this hyperbole, but the administration continues to say it will literally control Venezuela's money.
Trump’s Says the U.S. Is Devising a ‘Formula’ for Venezuelan Oil Revenue
There’s still not a lot of clarity around how the U.S. plans to control Venezuelan oil.
www.notus.org
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Last time I saw them use a “formula” it resulted in tariffs on penguins. But maybe AI has improved since then.
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I watched an interview of a woman from Greenland. The interviewer asked her about Trump. She replied that she didn’t like Trump because he interrupts her sleep.
I mean…same.
I mean…same.
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I watched an interview of a woman from Greenland. The interviewer asked her about Trump. She replied that she didn’t like Trump because he interrupts her sleep.
I mean…same.
I mean…same.
Where did Anonymous go when we needed them most?
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Where did Anonymous go when we needed them most?
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TOMMY TOGIAI WELCOME TO VALHALLA!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
TOMMY TOGIAI WELCOME TO VALHALLA!!!
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Austin should have an NFL team and that team should be called The Grackles.
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Austin should have an NFL team and that team should be called The Grackles.
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happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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Rep. Seth Moulton on CNN: "Is anyone going to just stop for a second & be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We have a lot of problems in America today & invading occupying and running Venezuela does not solve any of them. This is illegal, unjustifed & not in our national interest."
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Rep. Seth Moulton on CNN: "Is anyone going to just stop for a second & be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We have a lot of problems in America today & invading occupying and running Venezuela does not solve any of them. This is illegal, unjustifed & not in our national interest."
But who is really making the decisions?
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
But who is really making the decisions?
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We can barely run our own country and we are gonna run someone else’s? Mmmk.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
We can barely run our own country and we are gonna run someone else’s? Mmmk.
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Throw your boss off by responding to any sort of praise given to you with “that might be the nicest thing that anyone has ever said about me.”
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Throw your boss off by responding to any sort of praise given to you with “that might be the nicest thing that anyone has ever said about me.”
@evilmopacatx.bsky.social I just passed through somewhere near Steiner Ranch named Volente - you know anything about this Village?
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@evilmopacatx.bsky.social I just passed through somewhere near Steiner Ranch named Volente - you know anything about this Village?