Bob Salamander
@bobsalamander.bsky.social
Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social I listened to the Super kicker episode today. Texas went for 22, 42, 48, 55 and 56 yard FGs today. Missed the longest two, but they were all justified!
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social I listened to the Super kicker episode today. Texas went for 22, 42, 48, 55 and 56 yard FGs today. Missed the longest two, but they were all justified!
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i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
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Kaleb Horton’s mom has written some comments and asked to spread her thanks for everyone online who’s been sharing their appreciations: “you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.”
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kaleb Horton’s mom has written some comments and asked to spread her thanks for everyone online who’s been sharing their appreciations: “you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.”
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
Me, when Neil Armstrong claims we landed on the moon
Purdue trickery!!
September 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me, when Neil Armstrong claims we landed on the moon
@sheaserrano.bsky.social , we're rewatching Primo and Mya reflexively flinging the matzah tamale when she takes a bite is the funniest thing
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social , we're rewatching Primo and Mya reflexively flinging the matzah tamale when she takes a bite is the funniest thing
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guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him
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Every time I go to a beach, it reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor in 2018 on a platform of Colorado conquering a path to the sea
August 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Every time I go to a beach, it reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor in 2018 on a platform of Colorado conquering a path to the sea
@treblaw.bsky.social, here's the link that wasn't working: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
This wish spreads love, hope, and joy. Check it out today!
A Nintendo Switch for Rian to find an escape during chemotherapy & Rian would love a Nintendo Switch. Having a Switch would be a wonderful gift for her, providing a comforting escape when she feels t...
www.onesimplewish.org
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@treblaw.bsky.social, here's the link that wasn't working: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
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IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza.
Truly an atrocity built on atrocity.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Truly an atrocity built on atrocity.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
June 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza.
Truly an atrocity built on atrocity.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Truly an atrocity built on atrocity.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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After 104 days of being unjustly detained for his advocacy for Palestinian rights, Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his wife and newborn son.
June 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
After 104 days of being unjustly detained for his advocacy for Palestinian rights, Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his wife and newborn son.
I saw Jeff Fisher at a Ladies Who Lunch type spot in Houston
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I saw Jeff Fisher at a Ladies Who Lunch type spot in Houston
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ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing, Threatening Deportation www.mississippifreepress.org/ice-arrests-...
ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing
ICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation.
www.mississippifreepress.org
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing, Threatening Deportation www.mississippifreepress.org/ice-arrests-...
Because college football players also deserve a semester abroad
Sure. Please QT this with your preferred incorrect reason why a college football player is allowed to play one year of professional football in Hungary without losing his collegiate eligibility.
I am currently texting every compliance person I know for the real answer
I am currently texting every compliance person I know for the real answer
Matt can we get several incorrect answers before the correct one? Like just full on flights of fancy before we’re crushingly brought back to reality?
May 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Because college football players also deserve a semester abroad
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
@edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Texas beat OU 34-3 and Texas A&M 17-7, so New American Pathways gets $51.10 monthly (plus CC fees) this year.
April 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Texas beat OU 34-3 and Texas A&M 17-7, so New American Pathways gets $51.10 monthly (plus CC fees) this year.
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Bonfire alley, Atlanta, Michigan
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bonfire alley, Atlanta, Michigan
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Why do so many physicians detest this man? I'll offer one more reason that I haven't heard articulated just yet: we love our patients, and he clearly despises them.
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Why do so many physicians detest this man? I'll offer one more reason that I haven't heard articulated just yet: we love our patients, and he clearly despises them.
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Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
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A Santa Cruz local may have ridden the largest wave last week. The estimate is over 100' tall (the previous record was 88' from Portugal). The photo is bonkers.
www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
A Santa Cruz surfer rode potential world-record 108-foot-tall Mavericks wave
A Santa Cruz surfer rode a massive California wave last week that was estimated to be 108 feet tall, making it a potential new world record.
www.sfgate.com
December 31, 2024 at 10:24 PM
A Santa Cruz local may have ridden the largest wave last week. The estimate is over 100' tall (the previous record was 88' from Portugal). The photo is bonkers.
www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...