Bob Salamander
@bobsalamander.bsky.social
Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?
Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer
Based on the screenshot you posted and the updated tally on the website, you've helped raise about $29K in 5 hours
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Based on the screenshot you posted and the updated tally on the website, you've helped raise about $29K in 5 hours
Hey just wanted to let you know this prompted me to donate to Morris Home, a residential recovery program for trans and gender-expansive folks in Philly. Thanks
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hey just wanted to let you know this prompted me to donate to Morris Home, a residential recovery program for trans and gender-expansive folks in Philly. Thanks
I appreciate your thoughts. Is there a word missing from point #2 or am I missing something?
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I appreciate your thoughts. Is there a word missing from point #2 or am I missing something?
I lived in Houston at the time and she sucked so bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I lived in Houston at the time and she sucked so bad
"Tell me more about this painting in your attic"
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Tell me more about this painting in your attic"
The trans flag, but one strip of it has been removed from the bottom and moved up to the top
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The trans flag, but one strip of it has been removed from the bottom and moved up to the top
Texas-Georgia is not as bad as I expected
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Texas-Georgia is not as bad as I expected
As Kaleb Horton said, "it turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings."
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As Kaleb Horton said, "it turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings."
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
Man, I just started getting spam from them too
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man, I just started getting spam from them too
Texas Tech doing the scoring for both teams
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Texas Tech doing the scoring for both teams
And a blank national championship plaque?
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
And a blank national championship plaque?
Hundred fish havers will say they want the man to learn to fish, but use environmental concerns to keep him from fishing anywhere near them
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hundred fish havers will say they want the man to learn to fish, but use environmental concerns to keep him from fishing anywhere near them
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me when I see the missing flamingo in France
a close up of an older man 's face with a striped shirt on
ALT: a close up of an older man 's face with a striped shirt on
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me when I see the missing flamingo in France
Most annoying Austrian Bluesky poster "Oh is BALLSPORT on?"
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Most annoying Austrian Bluesky poster "Oh is BALLSPORT on?"
Just yours? Or the rest of us too?
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just yours? Or the rest of us too?
Remember when Michael Dickson won MVP of the Texas Bowl?
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Remember when Michael Dickson won MVP of the Texas Bowl?
Someone's gotta protect the optimistic red velvet walruses
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Someone's gotta protect the optimistic red velvet walruses
My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese
Looks like she sold timeshares at one point:
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careertrend.net
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Looks like she sold timeshares at one point:
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