Marie 🇨🇦⚜️
@blammarie.bsky.social
Graphic designer, comic book artist, author of The Blood Prince, Skin Deep & Kalipso. I reblog books with pretty covers
She/Her. Follow my Patreon for free stories every week! https://www.patreon.com/BLAM_Marie
Also visit my website at blanchetmarie.com/en
She/Her. Follow my Patreon for free stories every week! https://www.patreon.com/BLAM_Marie
Also visit my website at blanchetmarie.com/en
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I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
Tfw the grocery store bagger watches you hoist the potato bag on the conveyor belt with a grunt of effort and then still decides you need ALL your groceries in one single bag… 💀
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Tfw the grocery store bagger watches you hoist the potato bag on the conveyor belt with a grunt of effort and then still decides you need ALL your groceries in one single bag… 💀
I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
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Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but authors do not like this!
Lesbian authors especially!
Lesbian authors especially!
Them: You need to advertise more!
Me: *posts about book for the 1st time this year*
Dude: *immediately tells me about his dick*
Me: *posts about book for the 1st time this year*
Dude: *immediately tells me about his dick*
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but authors do not like this!
Lesbian authors especially!
Lesbian authors especially!
I would continue to use it the way I do now, which is to say constantly forgetting to do promo, accidentally posting spoilers for all my work without realizing some fans might not want to see that, being 4-5 years behind everyone on figuring out how apps work, and posting abt cheese
Hey artist/creator/writer/etc people: if tomorrow you were guaranteed a very comfortable living the rest of your life, how would that affect your relationship to social media?
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I would continue to use it the way I do now, which is to say constantly forgetting to do promo, accidentally posting spoilers for all my work without realizing some fans might not want to see that, being 4-5 years behind everyone on figuring out how apps work, and posting abt cheese
Fascinating explanation ongoing. One of my mute words keep catching tho and it annoys me I can’t figure out which one…
Seen several friends react to this and I share the initial snap reaction, but I find myself compelled to go further in on it for people who might not know.
Professional wrestling and by extension, professional wrestling fans are not who you think they are.
And in Mr. Takei's case, they're his fans.
Professional wrestling and by extension, professional wrestling fans are not who you think they are.
And in Mr. Takei's case, they're his fans.
When you've lost the pro wrestling crowd...
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Fascinating explanation ongoing. One of my mute words keep catching tho and it annoys me I can’t figure out which one…
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these people are sociopaths
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
these people are sociopaths
Okay! Weekend plans: I wanna write :)
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Okay! Weekend plans: I wanna write :)
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
No but seriously does anyone have a link to somewhere decent I can watch the olympics opening ceremony because the Radio-Canada one has shit sound and the CBC one has the WORST AD PLACEMENT OF ALL TIME
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
No but seriously does anyone have a link to somewhere decent I can watch the olympics opening ceremony because the Radio-Canada one has shit sound and the CBC one has the WORST AD PLACEMENT OF ALL TIME
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
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literally impeach her just for this
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
literally impeach her just for this
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A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
I think that's a point that will surprise a lot of people. There's a lot of calling the internet capable of accessing "the sum of all human knowledge" and such that I think gives people the impression that any and all records exist online somewhere.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
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I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My monthly Patreon art-in-the-mail bundle is currently up for grabs! This month subscribers get a dozen mythical monster card prints, and a glossy dragon sticker!
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My monthly Patreon art-in-the-mail bundle is currently up for grabs! This month subscribers get a dozen mythical monster card prints, and a glossy dragon sticker!
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
Was listening to an episode of 99% invisible and they mentionned a book called “the secret history of punctuation” or something of the like and damn, next time just @ me??? I have my credit card already in hand now just point me to the book
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Was listening to an episode of 99% invisible and they mentionned a book called “the secret history of punctuation” or something of the like and damn, next time just @ me??? I have my credit card already in hand now just point me to the book
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A favorite non-comic book of mine is Battledress, which is illustrated by Wilhelm von Halem (not credited on the cover!) and has all these beautiful uniforms from when armies had style. I signed this book out from the Cambridge Public Library so many times that I decided I should hunt a copy down.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
A favorite non-comic book of mine is Battledress, which is illustrated by Wilhelm von Halem (not credited on the cover!) and has all these beautiful uniforms from when armies had style. I signed this book out from the Cambridge Public Library so many times that I decided I should hunt a copy down.
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Heraskevych’s choice to forfeit the medal chance instead of give up the memorial helmet is the biggest story in Ukraine today. Everyone is heartbroken but there is a unanimous consensus that this was what had to happen rather than to give up.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Heraskevych’s choice to forfeit the medal chance instead of give up the memorial helmet is the biggest story in Ukraine today. Everyone is heartbroken but there is a unanimous consensus that this was what had to happen rather than to give up.
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hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see?
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
this explains what i've been seeing
this has a reply i cannot see at all, not muted but entirely invisible to me
hey @tiptransformed.bsky.social bluesky completely hides your reply to me under this post
this has a reply i cannot see at all, not muted but entirely invisible to me
hey @tiptransformed.bsky.social bluesky completely hides your reply to me under this post
girl are you the pentagon because i want to put a new hole in you
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see?
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you
people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)
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This seems as good an excuse as any for a short thread introducing people to some single moths I've found in my area, looking for fun.
1. Here, for starters, is a Canary-Shouldered Thorn Moth (I didn't make this up).
1. Here, for starters, is a Canary-Shouldered Thorn Moth (I didn't make this up).
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
This seems as good an excuse as any for a short thread introducing people to some single moths I've found in my area, looking for fun.
1. Here, for starters, is a Canary-Shouldered Thorn Moth (I didn't make this up).
1. Here, for starters, is a Canary-Shouldered Thorn Moth (I didn't make this up).
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So DOD risked civilian airspace to obliterate some fucking balloons; when FAA found out and asked them to stop they refused; FAA did what it had to keep people safe; when the public rightly freaked out, DOD relented, lied, and blamed the FAA.
Sounds like Hegseth!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...
Sounds like Hegseth!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
So DOD risked civilian airspace to obliterate some fucking balloons; when FAA found out and asked them to stop they refused; FAA did what it had to keep people safe; when the public rightly freaked out, DOD relented, lied, and blamed the FAA.
Sounds like Hegseth!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...
Sounds like Hegseth!
www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...