Marie 🇨🇦⚜️
@blammarie.bsky.social
Graphic designer, comic book artist, author of The Blood Prince, Skin Deep & Kalipso. I reblog books with pretty covers
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Also visit my website at blanchetmarie.com/en
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Also visit my website at blanchetmarie.com/en
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I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
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Let me also repeat the basic truth that writing is thinking. The act of writing is thinking. When you start to write, you don't know what you really think until you finish writing it. THEN you know, because you did the writing and the thinking.
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Let me also repeat the basic truth that writing is thinking. The act of writing is thinking. When you start to write, you don't know what you really think until you finish writing it. THEN you know, because you did the writing and the thinking.
I DID manage to write this weekend! 🎉
And I am getting into the MEAT of it!!
And I am getting into the MEAT of it!!
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I DID manage to write this weekend! 🎉
And I am getting into the MEAT of it!!
And I am getting into the MEAT of it!!
My body, every time there is even the slightest problem: I have a suggestion
Me: it better not be fucking mucus again
My body: well you don’t have admin access to change the settings, so fuck you. Mucus be upon ye
Me: it better not be fucking mucus again
My body: well you don’t have admin access to change the settings, so fuck you. Mucus be upon ye
February 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My body, every time there is even the slightest problem: I have a suggestion
Me: it better not be fucking mucus again
My body: well you don’t have admin access to change the settings, so fuck you. Mucus be upon ye
Me: it better not be fucking mucus again
My body: well you don’t have admin access to change the settings, so fuck you. Mucus be upon ye
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glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses
“Je sais pas comment les gens font pour pas être constamment au courant de la texture de leurs dents”, dis-je, en oubliant temporairement que je suis autiste
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“Je sais pas comment les gens font pour pas être constamment au courant de la texture de leurs dents”, dis-je, en oubliant temporairement que je suis autiste
Working with THE most hetero beta I have ever had. At no point the possibility that Knight might be attracted to Eltanin is occurring. Attempts at prodding in this directions are being met with “but that’s not what the text says” (I wrote the text tho???). It is fascinating.
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Working with THE most hetero beta I have ever had. At no point the possibility that Knight might be attracted to Eltanin is occurring. Attempts at prodding in this directions are being met with “but that’s not what the text says” (I wrote the text tho???). It is fascinating.
Tfw the grocery store bagger watches you hoist the potato bag on the conveyor belt with a grunt of effort and then still decides you need ALL your groceries in one single bag… 💀
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Tfw the grocery store bagger watches you hoist the potato bag on the conveyor belt with a grunt of effort and then still decides you need ALL your groceries in one single bag… 💀
I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I write & illustrate books, comics, short stories, and more
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
J’écris et j’illustre des livres, des BD, des histoires courtes, et plus
blanchetmarie.com
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Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
Imagine if 100 years from now every movie with a lawnmower shows the characters mowing their lawn in flip flops and getting their toes chopped up. All the time. Every single scene showing someone mowing their lawn also involves toe chopping.
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but authors do not like this!
Lesbian authors especially!
Lesbian authors especially!
Them: You need to advertise more!
Me: *posts about book for the 1st time this year*
Dude: *immediately tells me about his dick*
Me: *posts about book for the 1st time this year*
Dude: *immediately tells me about his dick*
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but authors do not like this!
Lesbian authors especially!
Lesbian authors especially!
I would continue to use it the way I do now, which is to say constantly forgetting to do promo, accidentally posting spoilers for all my work without realizing some fans might not want to see that, being 4-5 years behind everyone on figuring out how apps work, and posting abt cheese
Hey artist/creator/writer/etc people: if tomorrow you were guaranteed a very comfortable living the rest of your life, how would that affect your relationship to social media?
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I would continue to use it the way I do now, which is to say constantly forgetting to do promo, accidentally posting spoilers for all my work without realizing some fans might not want to see that, being 4-5 years behind everyone on figuring out how apps work, and posting abt cheese
Fascinating explanation ongoing. One of my mute words keep catching tho and it annoys me I can’t figure out which one…
Seen several friends react to this and I share the initial snap reaction, but I find myself compelled to go further in on it for people who might not know.
Professional wrestling and by extension, professional wrestling fans are not who you think they are.
And in Mr. Takei's case, they're his fans.
Professional wrestling and by extension, professional wrestling fans are not who you think they are.
And in Mr. Takei's case, they're his fans.
When you've lost the pro wrestling crowd...
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Fascinating explanation ongoing. One of my mute words keep catching tho and it annoys me I can’t figure out which one…
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these people are sociopaths
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
these people are sociopaths
Okay! Weekend plans: I wanna write :)
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Okay! Weekend plans: I wanna write :)
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
No but seriously does anyone have a link to somewhere decent I can watch the olympics opening ceremony because the Radio-Canada one has shit sound and the CBC one has the WORST AD PLACEMENT OF ALL TIME
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
No but seriously does anyone have a link to somewhere decent I can watch the olympics opening ceremony because the Radio-Canada one has shit sound and the CBC one has the WORST AD PLACEMENT OF ALL TIME
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Honestly the Radio Can version of the olympics opening ceremony has the WORST production value I’ve ever seen. There is ad break time built into the show but they make us wait through all that time, doing absolutely nothing, and then when the acts begin again, BAM split screen with ads.
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literally impeach her just for this
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
literally impeach her just for this
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A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
I think that's a point that will surprise a lot of people. There's a lot of calling the internet capable of accessing "the sum of all human knowledge" and such that I think gives people the impression that any and all records exist online somewhere.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.
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I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My monthly Patreon art-in-the-mail bundle is currently up for grabs! This month subscribers get a dozen mythical monster card prints, and a glossy dragon sticker!
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#sfedrawing
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#sfedrawing
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My monthly Patreon art-in-the-mail bundle is currently up for grabs! This month subscribers get a dozen mythical monster card prints, and a glossy dragon sticker!
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
>>> www.patreon.com/sfemonster
#sfedrawing
Was listening to an episode of 99% invisible and they mentionned a book called “the secret history of punctuation” or something of the like and damn, next time just @ me??? I have my credit card already in hand now just point me to the book
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Was listening to an episode of 99% invisible and they mentionned a book called “the secret history of punctuation” or something of the like and damn, next time just @ me??? I have my credit card already in hand now just point me to the book