Long Sam Sluggington
@billyr.bsky.social
🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus*
🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore.
🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals
🧙♂️he/him
🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore.
🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals
🧙♂️he/him
poetry
bsky.app/profile/left... a permitted protest that gets tear gassed anyway accomplishes “a town called white settlement for the reason you think goes D+10 the next day”
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
poetry
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Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control
thats just not good enough
thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
in this house we believe
fuck off with that Van Hagar shit broski this is a Diamond Dave household
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
in this house we believe
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Charlie Stramel's OT winner completes the hat trick and a 4 point afternoon, Michigan State wins 5-4
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Charlie Stramel's OT winner completes the hat trick and a 4 point afternoon, Michigan State wins 5-4
what a fun pond hockey game! go green!
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
what a fun pond hockey game! go green!
five classes you took in college
1. Physics of Thermonuclear Warfare
2. Italian Cinema
3. Hawthorne and Melville
4. History of the Balkans
5. bowling
1. Physics of Thermonuclear Warfare
2. Italian Cinema
3. Hawthorne and Melville
4. History of the Balkans
5. bowling
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. General Chemistry (was a chem major before I switched to history)
2. African-American Literature
3. Geography of the US and Canada
4. European Diplomatic History
5. Symphonic Choir
1. General Chemistry (was a chem major before I switched to history)
2. African-American Literature
3. Geography of the US and Canada
4. European Diplomatic History
5. Symphonic Choir
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
five classes you took in college
1. Physics of Thermonuclear Warfare
2. Italian Cinema
3. Hawthorne and Melville
4. History of the Balkans
5. bowling
1. Physics of Thermonuclear Warfare
2. Italian Cinema
3. Hawthorne and Melville
4. History of the Balkans
5. bowling
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The Portland Business Alliance — whose high paid lobbyists represent the biggest corporations in Portland & in the country — had over 1/3 of the total lobbying contacts with city council in 2025 just by itself!
These are the folks who want to convince you the socialists have too much power!
These are the folks who want to convince you the socialists have too much power!
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Portland Business Alliance — whose high paid lobbyists represent the biggest corporations in Portland & in the country — had over 1/3 of the total lobbying contacts with city council in 2025 just by itself!
These are the folks who want to convince you the socialists have too much power!
These are the folks who want to convince you the socialists have too much power!
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Weasel Stomping Day #GoGreen
a man wearing a spartans jacket is holding a wrestling belt
ALT: a man wearing a spartans jacket is holding a wrestling belt
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Weasel Stomping Day #GoGreen
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You have been visited by PWG Sofía Vergara repost PWG Sofía Vergara and receive good fortune or ignore PWG Sofía Vergara and be cursed 🤼♂️
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You have been visited by PWG Sofía Vergara repost PWG Sofía Vergara and receive good fortune or ignore PWG Sofía Vergara and be cursed 🤼♂️
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We call on folks nationwide to shut down business as usual until ICE terror ends. With the looming vote on ICE funding, only keeping up the pressure can force Democrats to vote down funding for ICE.
Join us: dsausa.us/ice-actions1...
Join us: dsausa.us/ice-actions1...
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
We call on folks nationwide to shut down business as usual until ICE terror ends. With the looming vote on ICE funding, only keeping up the pressure can force Democrats to vote down funding for ICE.
Join us: dsausa.us/ice-actions1...
Join us: dsausa.us/ice-actions1...
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Jeremy Fears Jr is now the #1 player in the Big Ten per KenPom
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Jeremy Fears Jr is now the #1 player in the Big Ten per KenPom
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I wrote a quick piece about what it would really mean to abolish ICE
There Must Be Retribution
Abolishing ICE isn't enough. So what is?
stringinamaze.net
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I wrote a quick piece about what it would really mean to abolish ICE
now i'm convinced the ear-grazing pennsylvania assassination attempt was a hoax
I'm sure the heterodox civility cops will be all over this one
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
now i'm convinced the ear-grazing pennsylvania assassination attempt was a hoax
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Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Attention Portland!
This Friday, join us for an unforgettable evening of fire performance, with your presence supporting the vital work of the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition, as we unite for a night that promises to be a fiery display of artistry and foolery.
Come join us for a good cause!
This Friday, join us for an unforgettable evening of fire performance, with your presence supporting the vital work of the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition, as we unite for a night that promises to be a fiery display of artistry and foolery.
Come join us for a good cause!
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Attention Portland!
This Friday, join us for an unforgettable evening of fire performance, with your presence supporting the vital work of the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition, as we unite for a night that promises to be a fiery display of artistry and foolery.
Come join us for a good cause!
This Friday, join us for an unforgettable evening of fire performance, with your presence supporting the vital work of the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition, as we unite for a night that promises to be a fiery display of artistry and foolery.
Come join us for a good cause!
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I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
So which politician is calling for the dismantling of the probably illegal database that ice & this government is collecting biometric data of protesters?
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
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NEW from LCRW: Eric Oelkers, a Portland neo-Nazi long tied to Patriot Prayer & COPS NW, had his first hearing today after as the suspect in shooting two Portland police officers. In court, he ranted about leftists and the state using "illegal neurotransmitters" against "white Christians."
PORTLAND NEO-NAZI ARRESTED, SUSPECT IN WOUNDING 2 OFFICERS IN SHOOTING
| Left Coast Right Watch
Eric Oelkers, a long-time neo-Nazi that ran with COPS NW and Patriot Prayer, was arrested Monday as the suspect for shooting two PDX police officers
leftcoastrightwatch.org
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
NEW from LCRW: Eric Oelkers, a Portland neo-Nazi long tied to Patriot Prayer & COPS NW, had his first hearing today after as the suspect in shooting two Portland police officers. In court, he ranted about leftists and the state using "illegal neurotransmitters" against "white Christians."
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“My ancestors came here legally” your ancestors violated treaties with the Native Americans by settling on their land
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
“My ancestors came here legally” your ancestors violated treaties with the Native Americans by settling on their land
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this broken shoelace
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 AM
this broken shoelace
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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Louise Perry wrote this? Where have I heard that name before? 🤔
![A series of google search results, mostly youtube videos, for author Louise Perry, an obsessive transphobe, with the following descriptions and dates:
It turns out water is wet - by Louise Perry
https://www.louiseperry.co.uk › it-turns-out-water-is-wet
Apr 17, 2025 — It was inevitable that the trans movement would eventually collapse: its leaders were too psychologically unstable, its demands too incoherent, ... [read more]
Trans Support Is Misguided | Louise Perry
YouTube · John Anderson Media
Apr 29, 2025
YouTube · John Anderson Media
I think that what happened with trans is that almost no one actually bought into the claims of the movement.
Transgender Support Is Declining | Louise Perry
YouTube · John Anderson Media
Apr 28, 2025
YouTube · John Anderson Media
Over time people have hardened against the trans movement. And I think that's because the demands of trans activists have been so extreme.
UK Supreme Court Ruling: The Triumph Of Reality | Louise ...
YouTube · John Anderson Media
Apr 24, 2025
YouTube · John Anderson Media
UK Supreme Court Ruling Breakdown: "Woman Has A ...
YouTube · John Anderson Media
Apr 27, 2025
The word woman in the Equality Act has a biological meaning not a socially constructed meaning.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i2yqejjcgxqraht7utv3cn5q/bafkreibmuyvan3jaci3qkbruyxgcuwp6qgj2aguhb4l4rwgdcxgppgldhu@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Louise Perry wrote this? Where have I heard that name before? 🤔
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Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Please unfollow the altnps account. It's a do-nothing, disinfo slop mill that's trying to figure out how to Q-Anon the left for future profit, and that is not news.
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so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 PM
so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?