Long Sam Stuffington 🦃🍽️
@billyr.bsky.social
🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus*
🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore.
🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals
🧙♂️he/him
🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore.
🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals
🧙♂️he/him
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Can't believe I missed my nap for this
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can't believe I missed my nap for this
jahmyr game takeover plz 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
jahmyr game takeover plz 🙏
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Refs absolutely fucking us on Thanksgiving in front of the whole country
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Refs absolutely fucking us on Thanksgiving in front of the whole country
bull fucking shit
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
bull fucking shit
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switch uniforms and that is ruled no catch/out-of-bounds every time
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
switch uniforms and that is ruled no catch/out-of-bounds every time
jim bowden is jackie harvey for baseball
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
jim bowden is jackie harvey for baseball
uncle sam got them mr beast eyes while he is ahem stuffing that turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
uncle sam got them mr beast eyes while he is ahem stuffing that turkey
it's great having my mother-in-law's cheesehead husband here for thanksgiving as i love bantering and talikng mad shit about the packers right to his face but it is honestly a drag to have to explain every joke to him
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
it's great having my mother-in-law's cheesehead husband here for thanksgiving as i love bantering and talikng mad shit about the packers right to his face but it is honestly a drag to have to explain every joke to him
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Did you really read this whole long thread? Wow! Go spread the word: DOGE isn't actually over.
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Did you really read this whole long thread? Wow! Go spread the word: DOGE isn't actually over.
you gotta wash your ass, Charlie Brown
An escalator can never break it can only become stairs, Charlie Brown
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
you gotta wash your ass, Charlie Brown
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How a campy 1970s game show became part of Canada's national lexicon: defector.com/how-a-campy-...
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he…
defector.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
How a campy 1970s game show became part of Canada's national lexicon: defector.com/how-a-campy-...
love to set my clothes out before i go to bed so i can get up and get dressed in the dark and not wake anyone at 4:30 am
finding that I am not exactly a morning person, which is a shame since waking up first has so far shown itself to be the ultimate dad hack
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
love to set my clothes out before i go to bed so i can get up and get dressed in the dark and not wake anyone at 4:30 am
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
GODZILLA VS. KONG
-wherein-
godzilla simply walks over to wherever king kong is and steps on his gorilla ass, instantly crushing him into the world's largest and smelliest pancake
-wherein-
godzilla simply walks over to wherever king kong is and steps on his gorilla ass, instantly crushing him into the world's largest and smelliest pancake
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
GODZILLA VS. KONG
-wherein-
godzilla simply walks over to wherever king kong is and steps on his gorilla ass, instantly crushing him into the world's largest and smelliest pancake
-wherein-
godzilla simply walks over to wherever king kong is and steps on his gorilla ass, instantly crushing him into the world's largest and smelliest pancake
my pepsi road will take me home
i drive all night just to drink delight
i drive all night just to drink delight
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my pepsi road will take me home
i drive all night just to drink delight
i drive all night just to drink delight
i totally understand. i saw WILCO like 20 years ago and i got SO MAD when the guy next to me woke me up from my nap with his clapping and cheering
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i totally understand. i saw WILCO like 20 years ago and i got SO MAD when the guy next to me woke me up from my nap with his clapping and cheering
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
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This says otherwise:
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This says otherwise:
Bilbo Ballperson, of the Sacktown Ballpersons (AKA Ballpeople), at your service
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Bilbo Ballperson, of the Sacktown Ballpersons (AKA Ballpeople), at your service
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I drew North London
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I drew North London
lol eat shit sp*rs
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
lol eat shit sp*rs
things are starting to go sideways
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
things are starting to go sideways
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Leave Jonathan Smith in Iowa
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Leave Jonathan Smith in Iowa
all my homies love a misty forest
"For all its mystical quality, fog has a materiality that embodies the metabolism of this rocky world."
Chasing Fog: The Science and Spirituality of Nature’s Grounded Cloud
One day not long after I moved to New York, I looked up from my writing desk at a shared studio space on the Brooklyn waterfront and saw the Manhattan Bridge halved, only the Brooklyn side remainin…
www.themarginalian.org
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
all my homies love a misty forest