The Detroiter
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
Beware the short dicked man
Like Donald: Adolf Hitler had a sexual disorder that made it more likely for him to have a micro-penis, according to the first-ever analysis of his DNA
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Beware the short dicked man
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Flight 55 has taken off
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Flight 55 has taken off
Ah I see we've moved into "how young do they have to be for it to be kid rape" from the GOP.
Disgusting, so disgusting and so expected by them.
Disgusting, so disgusting and so expected by them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ah I see we've moved into "how young do they have to be for it to be kid rape" from the GOP.
Disgusting, so disgusting and so expected by them.
Disgusting, so disgusting and so expected by them.
I thought the onion was satire?
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I thought the onion was satire?
President Pedophile will start a war before this stuff can get released, book it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
President Pedophile will start a war before this stuff can get released, book it.
Folks, I have had my annual Mcrib, tastiest horse product around.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Folks, I have had my annual Mcrib, tastiest horse product around.
Canada busy hanging dong over Michigan
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Canada busy hanging dong over Michigan
Way to go senate dems, way to fucking go,you fucking cheesebags
Senate Republicans tie healthcare subsidies to abortion limits https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2025/11/11/health-subsidies-abortion/8121762904575/
Senate Republicans tie healthcare subsidies to abortion limits - UPI.com
The government shutdown is on track to end with no resolution for expiring healthcare subsidies, and Democrats say Republicans want an abortion ban.
www.upi.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Way to go senate dems, way to fucking go,you fucking cheesebags
Well, this is fucking horrifying
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well, this is fucking horrifying
We need to discuss the thanksgiving stuffing flavored popcorn from Trader Joe's and why it might be crack
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We need to discuss the thanksgiving stuffing flavored popcorn from Trader Joe's and why it might be crack
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
I share this every November 10, this painting was done by my grandfather and now resides in my home. #edmundfitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I share this every November 10, this painting was done by my grandfather and now resides in my home. #edmundfitzgerald
Just another day in hell
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just another day in hell
It'd be awesome if Fetterman fell into a large hole
Seven Democrats and one independent broke with their party to back a deal to end the longest U.S. government shutdown. The vote split Democrats, while Republicans needed eight more votes to overcome a filibuster.
Here are the senators who voted:
Here are the senators who voted:
These are the Democrats who broke ranks to vote for the shutdown deal
Sens. Dick Durbin, Tim Kaine and others supported a deal paving the way to end the shutdown. A final deal would need support from the House and president.
wapo.st
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It'd be awesome if Fetterman fell into a large hole
I bought that Jared Goff body wash so Y'all can thank me for the win today.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I bought that Jared Goff body wash so Y'all can thank me for the win today.
Yeet Schumer into the sun
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yeet Schumer into the sun
Ugh Red Wings, gross
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ugh Red Wings, gross
Always fun beating Calipari #GoGreen
a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is dancing with a yellow belt that says ' karate ' on it
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is dancing with a yellow belt that says ' karate ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Always fun beating Calipari #GoGreen
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November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Cool, call off your ISP goons then.
The Constitution protects the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/06/o...
‘The use of force shocks the conscience’: Judge issues sweeping injunction on Chicago tactics of immigration agents
A federal judge in Chicago issued a sweeping injunction that puts more permanent restrictions on the use of force by immigration agents during “Operation Midway Blitz.”
www.chicagotribune.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cool, call off your ISP goons then.