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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Solid win for the wings! #LGRW
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Beware the short dicked man
Like Donald: Adolf Hitler had a sexual disorder that made it more likely for him to have a micro-penis, according to the first-ever analysis of his DNA
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Flight 55 has taken off
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ah I see we've moved into "how young do they have to be for it to be kid rape" from the GOP.

Disgusting, so disgusting and so expected by them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I thought the onion was satire?
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
President Pedophile will start a war before this stuff can get released, book it.
The walls are closing in…
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Folks, I have had my annual Mcrib, tastiest horse product around.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Canada busy hanging dong over Michigan
Oh, Canada. What are you doing to us?
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Way to go senate dems, way to fucking go,you fucking cheesebags
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, this is fucking horrifying
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We need to discuss the thanksgiving stuffing flavored popcorn from Trader Joe's and why it might be crack
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I share this every November 10, this painting was done by my grandfather and now resides in my home. #edmundfitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just another day in hell
The corruption never ends
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It'd be awesome if Fetterman fell into a large hole
Seven Democrats and one independent broke with their party to back a deal to end the longest U.S. government shutdown. The vote split Democrats, while Republicans needed eight more votes to overcome a filibuster.

Here are the senators who voted:
These are the Democrats who broke ranks to vote for the shutdown deal
Sens. Dick Durbin, Tim Kaine and others supported a deal paving the way to end the shutdown. A final deal would need support from the House and president.
wapo.st
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I bought that Jared Goff body wash so Y'all can thank me for the win today.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yeet Schumer into the sun
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ugh Red Wings, gross
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Welcome to Target.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ggF...

(Spoilers for the movie Pearl)
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM