BigDaftDad
@bigdaftdad.bsky.social
Cumbria, but not anymore. Migrated further up the map.
Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose.
3 months younger than Bagpuss.
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#IC276
Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose.
3 months younger than Bagpuss.
☎️01 811 8055
#IC276
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's off to buy another 8 cans of Ace, having inexplicably garnered £1.49 through various scrapes over the previous 16 hours.
I can't stop laughing 😆
This is a presentation of Russia’s first AI robot. I think it learned to walk from alcoholics.
This is a presentation of Russia’s first AI robot. I think it learned to walk from alcoholics.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's off to buy another 8 cans of Ace, having inexplicably garnered £1.49 through various scrapes over the previous 16 hours.
Middledaught is in a Dundee 'Spoons with pals for her 18th birthday. I'm at work, but, unwisely she has told me her table no...
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Middledaught is in a Dundee 'Spoons with pals for her 18th birthday. I'm at work, but, unwisely she has told me her table no...
'Trump Clearances'
One in 5 headings probably safe.
One in 5 headings probably safe.
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
'Trump Clearances'
One in 5 headings probably safe.
One in 5 headings probably safe.
Mrs L asked me what I fancied for Christmas, as I'm a bugger to buy presents for cos whenever I want something I tend to just buy it (within reason, obvs)
I said I quite fancied building a model railway. In other news I have just bought such a load of track such as would lap the house twice. Oops.
I said I quite fancied building a model railway. In other news I have just bought such a load of track such as would lap the house twice. Oops.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mrs L asked me what I fancied for Christmas, as I'm a bugger to buy presents for cos whenever I want something I tend to just buy it (within reason, obvs)
I said I quite fancied building a model railway. In other news I have just bought such a load of track such as would lap the house twice. Oops.
I said I quite fancied building a model railway. In other news I have just bought such a load of track such as would lap the house twice. Oops.
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Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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For all who had to say bugger
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
For all who had to say bugger
It would appear Amanda Holden has had a bit more than Les Dennis's balls on her chin.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It would appear Amanda Holden has had a bit more than Les Dennis's balls on her chin.
Hope that's the dog.
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hope that's the dog.
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It's a pity that the substantial US Navy presence in the Caribbean couldn't be diverted from their current willy-waving off Venezuela to do something a bit more useful like helping Jamaicans.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's a pity that the substantial US Navy presence in the Caribbean couldn't be diverted from their current willy-waving off Venezuela to do something a bit more useful like helping Jamaicans.
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I must confirm that I do *not* have a brand new Combine Harvester.
I must confirm that I am *not* The One And Only.
I must confirm that I’m *not* on fire
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I must confirm that I do *not* have a brand new Combine Harvester.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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The US Department of Transportation might be forced to close the airspace in certain parts of the country if the government shutdown continues into next week, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The US Department of Transportation might be forced to close the airspace in certain parts of the country if the government shutdown continues into next week, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said.
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Rare serious post
When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die.
But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Pint?
When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die.
But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Pint?
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Rare serious post
When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die.
But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Pint?
When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die.
But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Pint?
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Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Someone's put tracks on Pat Sharpe.
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Someone's put tracks on Pat Sharpe.
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Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.